OK. That's awfully weird. Can you start chrome in incognito (less chance you have something malicious installed, usually) and try there?
I'm guessing that "Upload a File" is not showing because it's actually Flash-based. It works for Chrome because it comes integrated with its own Flash player. Just my guess. I'm not sure why the icon bar isn't showing for you though. I'll try to figure that out.
yea...Sunday Whites im gonna be the lame dude that just types out the images he wants to post *insert facepalm gif here*
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