DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

We win again. First time with consecutive wins since Jan. 17. What little game chatter the Wizard’s fans had, was spent discussing trades and their players health. I will say the main couple fans were very knowledgeable about the NBA. Unfortunately none of it was funny. Below is the end of a long back and forth about Arenas/Walls achilles injury and the affect on their game.

 

Your avatar makes it seem plausible.

 

If you didn’t watch this game at least go back and watch the fourth quarter. Caurso
went all MJ on the Clippers and it was great. I know we wanted to lose but beating the
Clippers is always great.

The name Caruso will haunt you in your dreams.

2 words...you lost.

You had the G league part right but wrong team name.

Don’t use them all up. You’ll need them for when you get swept by GS in the playoffs.

Yes it was. So what’s you excuse for still watching that team?

The white mamba.

Maybe you’ll learn their names after they’ve kicked your a**.

No Caruso is about to take over.

Racist? I call it smart. People could burn their eyes watching you play.

Maybe we can send him as our representative for the draft.

Dark thought...,nah. That’s what we call doom.

I don’t think so, but you’ll be going to Cancun soon after the 4 game sweep.

Beware of the magic dome.

You forgot about our secret weapon, “old balded guy”.

He did like his dunk the other day.

We’ll let it pass if you give us Zu back.

That would take a miracle. Beating the Clippers is no miracle. Of course
Doc will say he didn’t have his starting 5.

Clippers gonna Clip.

Doc didn’t want him getting owned by Caruso.

Yep.

 

The Rockets getting eliminated from the playoffs...such sweet music to my ears. Here’s a little bit of doom.
I’ll do some more tomorrow.

Must have been hairs from that nasty beard that caused Harden and CP3 to choke on a hair ball.

Don’t think the sleeping pills were strong enough.

His legacy is flopping and fake fouls for free throws. Nothing can ever damage that.

Wow a Houston fan who’s not totally brain dead.

How about crow served on a golden state platter....enjoy.

They are closing down the amusement park but I heard they had a roller coaster in Cancun though.

He tried with his “hurt” eye but nobody even noticed.

That’s the spirit. Instead of going down, go high.

He’s old....old people fall.

Has this guy ever watched Harden play? THAT is Hardens game.

No he just gave it up for lent and forgot how to get it back.

Hope this guy has money for wig. Or if he’s short enough he can just walk in front of Hardens face
and use his beard.

Nah, CP3 and Harden losing again in the second round is good enough punishment for me.

He might not have that organ because he was certainly short a heart tonight.

 

^Jeff Van Gundy was railing about how could fans dislike Harden's game... Really? He is still mostly terrible defensively as always to top it off.

 

JVG has lost it.

In my misery, I take some solace in the Rocket tears.

 

James Harden went 7-12 on free throws last night, the Rockets lost the game by 5 points. I find that incredibly fitting, maybe even poetic.

 

Here’s a little more Rocket doom to take our minds off our next coaching decision.

Nick Young’s available, if he’s not in jail for drugs.

Because playing defense waste time you could be using to jack up 3’s.

If they don’t have the cash, I don’t know how does.

When reality sets in....

They look a little like you napping.

Whichever one shuts down your brain.

The end is near.

Goes along with your fake fouls.

Doc says otherwise. Hide a bunch of money on the rim and see if he can find it.

You have to have some to begin with, to have any left.

Harden, poop... good match.

Yep....for the Warriors.

Changing minds one at a time...it’s going to be a long “process”.

Harden has heart, the kind of heart the State Farm Insurance robot has.

Yes the are. Welcome to the way the rest of the league sees your team.

Its tic tock flop.

But, but, analytics.

Picture perfect.

These comments bring a smile to my face. Does that make me a bad person....nah.

Have fun paying CP3 44 million when he’s 36 lol.

 

Thank you, cookie, I needed that. Especially the bit about them stuck paying CP3 44 million dollars THREE YEARS from now LOL.

 

Here’s some Knicks doom for @Punk-101

A husband with low expectations. That’s a marriage that can work.

Once bitten, twice shy. Or for Knicks fans, bitten and had to get a 100 stitchers and still came back for more.

Thanks we appreciate it.

Isn’t 3 better then 5?

Dolan say hi.

There’s still time to escape. There are 29 other teams.

But Knicks fans like naked screaming.

Christmas came earlier and hopefully AD is our gift.

Enjoy your parade.

If the first part of your sentence is true, then the second part is false.

Gosh it’s not THAT bad, is it?

Too late.

I’m surprised hope still springs eternal for Knicks fans.

The Ewing curse beat Ewing redemption.....

Not the same but kinda like the Blues Brothers film....was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

With fans like you guys, who needs enemies.

Might work....the Caddyshack gopher can tunnel under the court, while Bugs Bunny hops over everyone to score.

Better be a big bush.

Good times...

Now here’s a smart fan.

Did the God have horns?

That’s what fan forums are for.

Well you know the saying about stupidity and expecting different results.