DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

I know Clipper fans aren't the brightest bunch, but this was a decent move for them long-term. There honestly shouldn't be too much doom.

 

Yes the era of the second round exit. Good job.

1, 2, 3 Cancun.

You’ve got your choices of players.

Maybe he punched Jerry?

That you’ve been a Clipper fan your whole life, tells me everything I need to know.

The had an identity....the whinnying, flopping second round flameouts.

Dialloera has a certain ring to it.

No more Jenner’s for him.

Mind bottling....the definition of a Clipper fan.

Maybe he’s getting senile.

Think how much time your team will save by not having to cover our banners.

KAT for Blake....I know pot is now legal in CA but this guys needs to stop buying in bulk.

Knifed and quartered.

That’s ok. We don’t want your Clipper stink over here.

Now this IS the “Process” 2.0.

Doc, I’ve never lost with my starting 5.

Your liquor bill just went up.

Well you did just send your star player to Detroit. It’s not as bad as Lithuania but close.

They got the bobble heads...that was to high of a price.

We knew Matt Barnes was good for something.

If SVG bought anything it would be a tricycle. Can’t chance Blake getting hurt again. Plus Blake could ride it around while flopping and complaining like a little baby. Twofer.

Back to the dark ages for you. Watch out for the dinosaurs and no LBJ is not coming to your team.

Jerry deserves Executive of the Year if he could find someone to take Chuck the Condor.

Hold on...I can’t type I’m laughing so hard. Yes I see Steph and Durant shaking in the tennis shoes over the Clippers.

Put down the koolaid and step away.

 

I do wonder the same thing as the mind-bottled Clipper fan. Why they heck sign Gallinari?

 

Just a little bit extra doom. I love it when the tenants suffer.

Charles the condor could only fly up to the rafter once with Blake’s jersey. Too bad you wasted on the pitch. It was either the bird or Blake.

New car smell....same piece of crap.

What, and leave his son...

They will just slash his tires and key the car. This unfortunately is true. Detroit loves their American made cars.

That was a hell of a lot of smoke.

That’s just the excuse she gave you. She dumped you because you were a Clipper fan. It is YOU not her.

Saint West...you are going to need the Lord Jesus Christ to get Lebron and PG. Plus there’s no way the Clippers were going to bet CP3. Even if the guy is a choker.

The darkness never left.

Teacher’s pet. Or should I say Doctors pet.

 

Get use to it with Russell on your team.

One is the loneliest number.

A lot of your defensive rotations make no sense.

What...you had a guy in prison too. KCP can have a pen pal.

At least your team got some cardio work.

This was a guys signature. If your still giving away draft picks we need some to get rid of Deng. Ok ok...you drive a hard bargain. We will just give you Deng and we don’t get a draft pick back. Also do you still win a free lunch with your draft pick?

There were quite a few people that wanted Lopez back for 6 to 8 million a year.

You are definitely right about MANY fans hating that commercial. We need to start a chant at the ASG to stop this commercial from ever being played again.

Funny I thought the only brat on our team at the time WAS Russell.

Scouting report says left handed but he still scores.

Balls...what balls?

Lopez is like a giant teddy bear. He likes everyone.

Lopez +1 for revenge....Russell just ice.

Brookie Monster was full after this game.

D*mn....that’s been our problem the whole time.

It can’t scar them anymore then watching him actually play.

We are not deplorable and we’re certainly NOT the Knicks.

This is partly true.

If you don’t have stars, you’ve got to play hard.

Fro vs Lopez. Old vs new.

Your Brooklyn Nets.

Glad we could help.

It was a bad game...except for the result.

How many open shots?

 

Depends on who you’re rooting for.

Sun chair...it’s cold as an iceberg there. What do you think, you’re playing in LA?

That Hart player is strong as an ox and not the one who posts here. Sorry OX. I couldn’t resist.

I think Billy thought you meant route time and make a substitution instead.

Would you rather have the “I’m going to jack up 35 feet 3 pointers early in the clock” version?

Help the helper.....nope.

You can only have one or the other... showboating wins out.

That’s Melo’s defensive effort. He’s trying to blind the other player with his white teeth.

JC promised he would introduce him to some ladies afterwards.

If you’re lucky.

Just putting on a show for their new teammate PG.

Melo to the rescue.

I’m chilling in my sun chair. Thinking about if I should wear my blue or green pants tomorrow.

A river of tears. Better stock up on tissue for your second round exit.

Let’s just go with The Hangover Part 2.

And there’s that.

He can use it on defense to hit the other player. Like an old lady swinging her purse.

Lots of talk about prison in other game threads lately.

Give him a 5 year deal while you’re at it.

He’s only doing what you ask.

Pretty bad when the Cavs are everyone’s measuring stick for mediocrity.

Wait till he opts in this summer...how do you like me now?

Doesn’t want to get his outfit dirty.

They don’t want him back.

Disagree. Melo won’t let anyone touch his food.

I wonder if the have a stat for this? They do for everything else.

I like how this guy thinks.

And he will look every better doing it in purple and gold.