DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Damn!

 

Christmas is coming up. Buy your network one of these dolls. It only needs to 2 sayings. Bulls suck and Bulls lose again.

Ok I’ll add a bonus saying.....The Bulls uniforms are pretty tonight.

 

Throw 'em a bone.

 

So happy we won this game. My dislike of the 76’s has risen with each big mouth tweet from Embiid. The Sixers whole game thread was ragging on their coach or TJ McConnell.

Does this guy actually think wearing a Bynum jersey is good luck? He never even played a game for your team.

I think your still on “The Process”.

You got that right.

You left out the injuries.

I bet half your players don’t know what the word narcolepsy means.

I thought it must be that.

I put this comment in for all our Luke haters. It is kind of funny.

5 for 11. Zo says thanks for getting his confidence back.

Yes he did. Tell Embiid to tweet that.

Leave out the word entertaining and you’re right.

I think Zo shooting 60%

Here’s a non homer fan. The refs were horrible this game.

I double dog dare you.

Well there is no 4 point shoot. What do you want them to do?

They miss their water boy.

Mooore please.

I don’t have a problem with it.

I don’t know about funeral ads but you team definitely needs long term disability insurance with all your injuries.

Ah s*** is right.

We will take him. We need 3 point shooting badly. We can trade you Deng for him.

 

That Luke comment actually made me laugh out loud, pretty good. Good on that one fan for recognizing the BS fouls kept them in it all game too.

 

Thats actually pretty funny and true

 

Back by popular demand. Unfortunately the December schedule is probably going to be a little “grinchy” in the doom department. So here’s a second helping to tide you over.

Bed wetters.....that’s the perfect name for your team. Since all you do is flop and whine like a bunch of babies.

Ignoring Barkley is the best thing anyone can do. When’s the last time he was right about anything.

Yes it’s how rookies on the Lakers are treated, while other teams rookies get a gold star.

The Sun can be a powerhouse if you have solar.

Just wait till that last shot.....THEN, you’re toast.

Please get him to stop flopping. It’s embarrassing.

Or just plain pee.

Time will tell but being available to play matters.

Probably from having less sore throats.

This guys a real a**

LaVar is a little busy screwing up his other kids lives right now.

That’s the old college try.

I wonder if that was part of the process.

I like Haagen Dazs myself.

2015.....nah. It was 2016.

Spend less time talking trash and more time practicing.

 

Woot woot. Two road wins in a row.

We accomplished the first thing. I’ll wait for LaVar’s HOF speech for the second.

He didn’t wait for the buzzer to beat your sorry a**.

He thinks he’s Superman but he’s so dumb he gets stuck in a phone booth and can’t get out.

Lucky you didn’t bet or I could be your new landlord.

This guy just squeaked by the +/-.

Which ones Goldilocks?

They didn’t even read the Cliff notes.

You mean you’re supposed to play as a team?

I couldn’t stop laughing about this.

MJ’s so cheap, I thought most of your players did come from the G-league.

Why, they weren’t any good either. Of course somehow they always beat us.

Is this what’s known as a pu pu platter?

NBA player last seen driving a red Ferrari and laughing all the way to the bank.

No way you’re getting a Yeti tumbler and you better change the cashew request to peanuts.

Isn’t it great. You should be happy SOMEONE is buying tickets. It’s not like you’re selling out the house.

In the basement of the NBA...are there any dead bodies buried down there?