DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Wino

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    Loved that one too!!
     
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    Clippers did us a favor. They snaked us on Kawhi and PG, then those guys tanked and the Clippers are paying the price. Thank god it went the way it did.
     
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    :Kobe Snickering:
     
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    yeah, i've never quite understood why everyone thinks he's a genius. he's a solid coach; players like to play for him. he can take a roster that should finish 9th to 5th place, but all the hand wringing about us not signing him never made any sense to me. he was worth what we offered him at the time, and he would have made it all back if he was as good as everyone says.

    no, remember--that trade was for PG AND kawhi! that's how they told the press to sell it. well, it still sucked.

    and while they look smart for not paying PG, they look dumb for not trading him before it got to that, imo. they could have moved him a couple years ago (when i'm certain they already knew they weren't going to max him). just bad management there.
     
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    Doom will be very brief tonight. The few fans they have are at Mardi Gras.


    I say no. Even their fans know their sites are lame.



    Bad juju definitely got GPS directions straight to Dallas.



    That about covers it.


    Zion is on a diet now. Can’t be gobbling up rebounds anymore.


    That’s because we shot 52 of them…yikes.



    You forgot the part about Brown being dirty.


    He is???


    B boy….thats a new one.



    Luka is never going anywhere so I guess Hayes is here to stay.



    Great game from our string bean. Plus he’s #1 defensive center in the NBA since Feb. 1st.


    Hey we had to unwrap him and remove the bow from his hair. That was hard work.



    Only temporarily until the real HIM comes back.



    That needs to be our new saying.
     
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    Bronnyed lol
     
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    Hey, the Clips went into PHO tonight and took care of business...until they blew a 23 point lead in the 2nd half and lost by 2. Oh, well. I wonder if Ballmer soothes himself over losses like this by getting naked and rolling around on a bearskin rug in a room filled to the gills with Benjamins.

    Now you have that image in your mind. Sorry! (?)
     
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    Cookie is the absolute best at this. My favorite:

    Pels fan: Bet ya’ll didn’t know Bron was 40.

    Cookie: He is???

    :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
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    Other teams fans when Cookie is on a roll

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    lol

    oh no...some of the bills are sticking to his sweat...
     
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    Funny that was the first thing I thought of too….gross.
     
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    Sick minds think alike. :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
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    The Nawlins' Doom was the most SPARSE to date but we'll take it. Bourbon Street must have been jumpin'.
     
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    We beat the C Bags that doom will feed several villages and a few small countries.
     
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    Bourbon street, a snake charmer and a couple hurricanes from O'Brien's, anything the Pelicans did is a distant memory.
     
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    He just swims laps in his toilets!!
     
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    Stupid Barkley said it again that Lakers aren't contenders and will lose to Oklahoma in playoffs
     
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    Number 2 seed not contenders?

    :ADnaughty:

    lay off the booze Charles
     
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    The Knick fans are a bunch of whiners. I can’t believe all the post about them getting screwed by the refs. This was one of the worst officiating games I’ve seen in a while.

    You made the right call. Even if the refs never did.


    50k plus a win….I’ll take it.


    How about a pick swap in the G league?


    Almost a pick for every point lol.


    Parker was much more popular as a player than an announcer.


    That sprain looked bad.


    Sorry fat boys are on back order. Only so many to go around…and it’s a long ways to get around.


    Late night loses are the best.



    If you think the was a good game, it makes sense that you think the officiating was bad. You’re just a dumb*ss


    No the MVP is the free throw line for the Knicks.


    He’s waiting to put up stats when you play your next under 500 team.


    Yes something is f**ked here but it’s not the West.



    Don’t worry, with Jalen out the losses will becoming fast and furious.


    Don’t try to reason with the clinically insane.


    It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on…whoops never mind you’re both.



    Slid right to a W.


    Your flight will be delayed for 5 minutes, just like our WIN was.


    Better find Paul Pierce’s magic wheelchair quick.



    You’ll never be like us.


    No you weren’t Bronnied.


    Not like our last center…sorry AD.


    No your players are like Gremlins……bright light, bright light….nooooo.



    He’s tried at least twice…he didn’t injure the first guy.



    Do you even know what a clothesline is? Knick fans are taking crazy pills. Put the pipe down.


    They gave you Brunson. Shut up.



    Some of the longest 9 seconds of my life.



    Funny, at no point did I think we were going to lose this game either.



    Every time I see it, I smile and pinch myself.



    Yep, you got hosed.


    Now this is a glass half full guy. Is that you @LTLakerFan?




    Hello, hello….click.



    No the toilets are tomorrow’s arena.
     
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    Knicks fan: Stayed up for this s*** with a flight tomorrow.

    Cookie: Your flight will be delayed for 5 minutes, just like our WIN was.

    :Noddingyes:
     
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