DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Golden State Doom part 2, the search for Relavency

Moody has been such a bright spot. (like a laser beam to the cornea curry has lost it)

Dubs come out firing. (Firing Kerr, firing Steph, firing Dunleavy, firing the stadium and claiming insurance)

God we play four guards (it takes big balls to play that type of small ball)

We are a pace and space team. That's when we are at our best. (lol Steve Kerr posting his own coaching tropes in message boards)

Damn something is wrong with Steph. He’s been getting great looks (chef steph, switched from cooking with gas to cooking meth)

Instead of trading for Jimmy, we might have been better off just starting moody. (I feel Jimmy will definitely be starting and finishing moody at GSW)

Instead of trading for Jimmy, we might have been better off just starting moody. (somebody said - 'yes 120 million')

Steph is going to be like this a lot of nights. Thats why GS is no longer a contender. He’ll have some fin flashback nights now and then. (his flashbacks to this season will be PTSD)

Bron and his untraceable peds. (If peds really worked wouldn't Lebron have hair? Untraceable due to Bronnie's sole purpose to be a dna matching donor for urine, blood, samples - oh and eventually a walking organ donor for Lebron to defeat father time)

but it's steph being washed... (Ironically the chef is cooked)

I like this version of Curry..just keep shooting man (much like the end scene of bonnie and clyde or butch cassidy and the sundance kid or shrek 4)

And I am impressed we only gave up 15 layups from fast break (if your standards were any lower you would date yourself)

Some pretty low participation and pessimism abounds , as the sound of people jumping off the band wagon threatens to cause a seismic event or end the tech boom.

 

Ladies and Germs: standing in for our tear-cookin' emcee, The Showtime Mamba:

GSW fan: they spent the whole trade window planning one effing move
this organization is clueless top to bottom.

STMamba: (I guess the Butler didn't do it)

But, but, but their owner said:
“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things,” he said. “We’re going to be a handful for the rest of the N.B.A. to deal with for a long time.” Joe Lacob, Warriors Owner

Signing a diva on his downslide for 2 yrs, $121 mil is a "light-years-ahead" move? I think we will see about that.

 

so much gold here, but these were my favorites.

 

…. Great stuff

 

No Bron. No Luka. Just HIM............

The DOOM is gonna be so F'n good

 

Can't wait.

 

A whole new generation of true Laker haters is about to be born. Great times.

 

Lakers vs the Indiana pacemakers who today are Doomed if they do and DOOMED if they don't.

Damn their entire starting lineup is out. Lakers by 20 (another fan posted 'this man knows Pacer basketball lol)

I'd love a won but I'd absolutely love to blow these dudes out since espn jumped the gun anticipating Luka's return (you will just have to find another avenue to blow dudes out. No guts no gloryhole I guess)

I’m gonna f***in punch my tv. (yeah up yours you smart tv, it's all your fault!)

18 minutes in and we’ve had 1 starter score. They’ve totally s*** the bed (bed s***ting must be an Indiana thing)

Rick has 4 zero point scorers on the court right now (law of averages says the next guy has to score)

Goose egg haliburton (that name is catchy but definitely has no ring to it)

Toppin is f***ing done. holy s*** this game could not be going worse (Credit do, everytime we needed a stop or a rebound obi killed their momentum)

Turning this s*** off. They expect us to believe there’s no game fixing by the refs, but how do you explain those goal tending calls? It’s either deliberate, or they’re all incompetent. Either way isn’t a good look.(somebody commented it's not the refs' fault Haliburton has zero points)

Siakim and Haliburton 0 pts combined synchronized bed s***ting (I can see it now, performed to the tune of 'sweet georgia BROWN')

Tyrese with the impressive 0-0-0 stat line, doing his best Tony Snell impersenation (He is a snell of his former self)

If I had to base my opinion of the Pacers only on national TV games, I’d think they were the worst team in the history of the league.(They are getting Hoosiered).

We need someone in the media to start actually talking about how awful Haliburton is (first they need to educate them about where Indiana is and let them know they still have a bastketball team)

I actually placed real legitimate United States currency on this game and then this is what happens, blame me for this guys ts happens everytime (I personally only gamble with monopoly money and wooden nickles)

f*** these refs (These Pacer fans are sex mad)

European onlooker here.. Should I just go to bed? (Yes and give the hick a French lick)

Blame this on Rick. How are we 50 games into the season and still haven’t figured out an answer to a 2-3 zone? Launching 3s every possession and not getting anything easy at all (Carrey's coaching trajectoring is dumb and.....dumber)

We got a live cam on Lebron/ Luka and missing actual nba play on the court because this team is so sorry. (posted for truth....and doom)

Why does Reaves have a generational whistle? Don't answer that, we know why (generational whistle, umm lip genetics?)

Carlisle’s bold new game plan this year is to pretend we’re melting down, the other team gets complacent, and then we force turnovers, truly a basketball genius (Carrey has no way to MASK his simplistic strategies)

Alex Len please save us! (said nobody ever until today and then they said it twice in five minutes)

 

lol

lol for old person reference.

in fairness, i get the sense these were ironic/funny posts.

 

Luka, Lakers and all that Jazz in today's edition of DOOM.


Luka gonna scorch earth, and with Dirk in the building. Mavs owners are stupid as f*** (Life is just a bucket of fried chicken for Luka)

I can’t decide which Jazz player I want to pop off more.

Some vintage Clarkson absolute f***ery?

Walker dominating and stunting on these hoes?

Lauri popping off with the skill and precision of an elven gazelle?

Perhaps a rookie coming out party? So many options (It's a buffet and every option is a s*** and cheese sandwich)

LeBron has been hitting the Lefuckaway since before I had hair on my balls (correlation is not causation)

Joker is going to feast on this version of the Lakers (Doncic is just gonna feast, his personal trainer is really just a world class uber driver)

Jarred Vanderbilt revenge game ( I love the thought Vanderbilt would want revenge for being sent to the Lakers)

LeBron washed (more than you can say for Harden)

I like sex (Too bad sex doesn't like you)

half our team is playing like they want to pose for a picture and autograph from LeBron. (They can form an orderly line in the paint to get posterised)

(summarise the game in two words or less) belt a**

Injury Report: Dalton Knecht (Jet lag) will not play tonight (lol)

Miss America gonna dump Kessler for this performance (I guess if Miss America can't perform the duties the runner up will be appointed)

This switch everything defense is so dumb (I call it the Laker defense after all these years)

Lakers look good. Their defense is tenacious. (love seeing this comment)

these guys look like they have their sharpies ready to get their shoes and jerseys autographed after the game. maybe take a few selfies after getting their a**** beat. coaches should send them back to Utah on a grayhound. (How about some festive mormon tandem cycles)

This matchup was Silver's wet dream after the Luka Laker caper (Hater clearly from Salty lake city)

ANALYSIS. A franchise that is consigned to the TANK. Most people hear were clear headed, and just talking about the finer points of their players capabilities. Not much anger. So a little smooth Jazz rather than bebop or fusion tonight.

 

Man, Vando sure got "revenge" on the Jazz for them trading him to the Los Angeles Lakers!

 

lol