DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Sorry. I’ve been super busy lately. I’ll try to do some later today.

 

This was the title of their game post. They have a thing for Bronny

If you’re asleep, was it really that big?

If you can’t win, hoping other teams suck too is the next best thing.

This guy was actually serious.

Don’t let reality get in the way of your opinions.

I’m not into violence but I kinda agree.

Pounding it all the way out of bounds.

It was an obvious travel that wasn’t called.

Top 3? What are you talking about? AD never gets acknowledgment for his good play in MVP voting.

Was it the hair?

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again.

Do you have to share your championship with the Spurs because they gave you Kawhi?

He dresses like someone who still uses the word swag.

Now you are talking Laker language.

You can have him for a couple first round picks.

Does Chuck E Cheese even have an a**?

AD is obviously holding the Lakers back lol.

Gosh we try to be nice and even sing your country’s anthem.

He was a man against boys.

Did it hurt less than AD’s eye getting poked at?

Now that had to hurt worse.

Good game for Hayes.

The rim?

Ummm Jlo or Tony? No contest, kinda like this game.

Hey he got 2 minutes.

Yes but will he learn to penetrate?

He’s not wrong.

 

Almost did but I’ll take the W no matter how ugly it was.

Don’t worry, tonight was an outlier for us.

Watch where you eat in Memphis Rui. You’re likely to get food poisoning.

Because he heard Pippen circled the game.

Yes and you tried to take AD out with some lame fouls.

I would but air/veins equals dead. Maybe that’s why Dlo is so bad out there…he’s dead.

It was a nice end to a bad quarter.

You had a really good chance unfortunately.

At least it wasn’t a 3.

Now he’s fake and deceased.

We also got something that starts with a W that’s not our wad.

Better pop another gummy to ease your sorrows.

Jealous much?

I’m not sure lately either.

You get a brick, you get a brick.

Good as long as your team’s not making them.

Those greens fees are killer. No money left over at the end of the day.

We knew it was going to happen eventually.

Better get used to it. I have a feeling this will happen a lot this season.

The old moral victory.

 

Old man Lakers? Most of our players are 28 and under, literally only AD and Bron are the only players above 29.

 

It’s not good but at least it’s not like the Amityville Horror house crime scene that Cleveland’s is.

That will have to wait, fortunately.

6-11 in 26 minutes. I would think most teams would be sad they didn’t draft him.

The game wasn’t a knockout but I will take the win.

Well you are kinda moldy. Must be the river water.

We didn’t score quite as much but we were neck and neck, which is a big change.

PED’s.

Who thought some fans would be writing this after the start of the season?

We are good as long as it’s not mold.

And making them to.

Oh he’s doing something. Just nothing good.

Well Pop is old as dirt.

And yes, it was great.

When it rains, it pours.

Only one eye to match the brow.

Karma.

We needed every one of them.

Says the guy who can’t use correct English.

 

I hope this season keeps Lady Cookie busy...

 

Not much doom tonight. Pels have as many fans as the team has players healthy and available to play.

New Orleans will never be a game anyone is going to circle on their calendar, no less LeBron.

He’s over the max weight capacity for those seats.

Dlo is now getting the Westbrook treatment from other team’s fans.

That kid sure can.

That’s because you were up 15.

Just need one more ring.

Bron was definitely load managing on the court tonight.

Such a fitting Pelican ending.

Everyone, now go take a nap.

They need to use those camera for filming other teams inbound plays because they don’t have any themselves.

 

Jazz fans are fully bought in to the tank. Not a lot going on over at their fan sites. They definitely hate our court color though.

It’s like Sophie’s choice without the Sophie part.

Suck it up cupcake.

Say 10 hail Mary’s or whatever is the Mormon equivalent.

Your play is as ugly as the court.

But think of those ping pong balls.

I’d get some sleep if I were you.

Maybe that would have provided camouflage and the Lakers wouldn’t be able to see you on the court.

Thank god for that.

He’ll have to play at least 30 minutes.

AD is a one eyebrow monster.

Jazz fans are not high on JC.

No it’s the Clippers Arena that has all the toilets.

No one can stop Killer Knecht.

He might have if he didn’t go to the bench and cooled down.

It’s called the Hamster special.

That’s a Bronny stat line.