DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Here by special request….Clipper Doom. Lots of Ty Lue hate from fans. Be careful what you wish for…..


    BIG checks at that.


    Just gives him more material for his podcast. “If we fail, we fail”.


    Not one, not two not three…but 4, picks that is.


    Lots of complaints about Lue’s lineups.


    The truth often comes out when you are buzzed.


    Same Clipper stink. Not even all those toilets can flush that away.


    That’s Uncle Dennis.


    CUE Kawhi creepy laugh.



    Do you want a Ham sandwich…of course I don’t know anyone who’s overrating him. I don’t even know anyone that thinks he’s a coach. I know someone who thinks he’s a pimple.



    What an appropriate ending.



    Clippers gonna clip



    You will need to go G league mining because you’ve got no picks till 20 years from now.


    Big game James exists but he was a Laker not Floppy James.



    I don’t think it ever got intense enough to see Ballmer’s sweating armpits.


    Lots of people want him. I tend to believe he’s overrated.

    Clippers will never have any respect.


    Good thing Russ, could still be Russ.


    It’s because he wasn’t used correctly. He had to be a little bit further into the corner to hit the side of the backboard.


    Caitlyn Jenner, yes.


    That’s exactly what they did. They are all gone.


    And Harden physically has no balls and mentally injured because of it.


    Trash recognizes trash.


    Did they really do this? That’s worse than the Dwight stay billboards.



    Ballmer didn’t want to be jilted. Not a lot of players want to shake his sweaty palms when they sign a deal. Even Blake Griffin
    blew him off when he came back to Staples Center.



    Making baskets is for suckers.




    Presti laughs and puts you on speakerphone until you hang up.


    Saving the best for last.
     
  2. abeer3

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    not enough has been said about how good a position kawhi would have been in had he just signed there without PG joining. yeah, hindsight on SGA, but that team made the playoffs and would have been losing nothing and adding what was then a top 3-5 player in his prime! if kawhi wanted a stacked deck, he should have come to the lakers. otherwise, he should have rolled with what the clips had going.

    you played yourself, snake.

    nobody talking about this: luka is out there killing his rep by being a shell of himself, but he's still out there trying to play. mavs probably lose to okc largely due to luka playing on a sprained knee, but luka doesn't care, because he's not a little b****.

    someone tell the media and our fanbase. he's a good coach from what i've seen, but barely above replacement level. the mystique is misplaced.

    savage facts.

    cookie pouring it on.
     
  3. LTLakerFan

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    Thank you so much Cookie …. great job!!

    :Laugh:

    And informative. Seems Lue not all that according to Clipper fan. Had to look up KneesOverToesGuy. Meh I think the squats you do for your workouts are probably just as effective. :clap: :rofl:
     
  4. ZenMaster

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    You called?
     
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    For some reason, I thought we were referring to the song of heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes

    :Laugh::Laugh::Laugh:
     
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  6. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Wait, there’s actually a knee over toe guy lol. I thought the fan was talking tongue in cheek about streetlights over spotlights. :Kobe Shrug:
     
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    Great stuff, Cookie! I really enjoyed this one!
     
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    Nuggets Doom please!
     
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    omnomnom Malone's and Karl's tears...
     
  11. Cookie

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    Nuggets doom by special request. So glad they lost.


    8 years maybe.


    I don’t know, Murray has the looks of a horse.


    Nothing like a good Doc Rivers choke job.


    Looks like somebody needs another joint.


    Who’s your daddy now?



    Yeah 14 point quarters don’t earn a lot of cheers.



    Love the Doc Rivers slander.



    1 hit wonder.



    No Lebron was what caused the Lakers to get Westbrook.



    If they do, it will be s*** for s***. I hear Westbrook is available and you need some PG help lol.



    Bonus points for Paul George hate.


    You’re team was concerned that they would trip on heat pack underneath the basket.


    He didn’t lose his whininess and his bad attitude.




    At least he can go home and ride his horses. Too bad the Nuggets don’t have any horses they can ride with the game on the line.



    Losers recognize losers.



    I was not happy when he did that. Thank God he was right for once.



    He’s a big loser with a bad attitude, that’s totally overrated.



    Obviously neither was your team.


    Hope he didn’t catch some STD and can play in the next round.


    There’s always a first.



    This one stung.


    He can see into the future.



    He can take JJ’s job after we hire him as our coach.



    When did Byron become a Nugget fan?


    Does this fan not realize they have Murray and Malone on their team…talk about cocky and bad attitude.



    There’s always next year.


    He’s enrolled in the James Harden fitness program.


    Dynasty…. does this guy even know the definition of that word?


    No lol.
     
  12. LTLakerFan

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    :Hungryfordoom:


    :Shaqlaughing 2:

    Awesome .... thanks Cookie!!
     
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    Mike Malone is a sore loser.
    Who’s your daddy now?

    THIS 100%
     
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    yeah, at least ant is a superstar. murray talks s*** from behind jokic's skirt. salacious crumb-a** mofo.

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    also lol rosterbation.
     
  15. KareemtheGreat33

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    What an apt comparison for Murray:Laugh: I hated that mofo eversince he showed up Lonzo that one game
     
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