DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

not enough has been said about how good a position kawhi would have been in had he just signed there without PG joining. yeah, hindsight on SGA, but that team made the playoffs and would have been losing nothing and adding what was then a top 3-5 player in his prime! if kawhi wanted a stacked deck, he should have come to the lakers. otherwise, he should have rolled with what the clips had going.

you played yourself, snake.

nobody talking about this: luka is out there killing his rep by being a shell of himself, but he's still out there trying to play. mavs probably lose to okc largely due to luka playing on a sprained knee, but luka doesn't care, because he's not a little b****.

someone tell the media and our fanbase. he's a good coach from what i've seen, but barely above replacement level. the mystique is misplaced.

savage facts.

cookie pouring it on.

 

Thank you so much Cookie …. great job!!



And informative. Seems Lue not all that according to Clipper fan. Had to look up KneesOverToesGuy. Meh I think the squats you do for your workouts are probably just as effective.

 

You called?

 

For some reason, I thought we were referring to the song of heads, shoulders, knees, and toes, knees and toes

 

Great stuff, Cookie! I really enjoyed this one!

 

https://www.instagram.com/kneesovertoesguy?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

omnomnom Malone's and Karl's tears...

 

Awesome .... thanks Cookie!!

 

Mike Malone is a sore loser.
Who’s your daddy now?

THIS 100%

 

yeah, at least ant is a superstar. murray talks s*** from behind jokic's skirt. salacious crumb-a** mofo.



also lol rosterbation.

 

What an apt comparison for Murray I hated that mofo eversince he showed up Lonzo that one game

 

Doom from the Heart of Minnesota to your Fawn Brown De Soto....

Don't Suck Wolves! (game set and swallow)

we could blow the lakers out like the C Bags are doing and first thing on espn tomorrow would be the 3 minutes of bron/bronny gametime (If you blew the Lakers it would definitely make TMZ)

Oh man I've been watching too much WNBA, I forgot teams could actually make 3s and layups (ouchie)

Randle is our budget Jokic (Not so much Joker as the Penguin with Rabies)

Rui is killing us (Ruicide is painless)

Gobert showing why he rode the pine (Rudy loves his pine pony)

Defense looks bad, but so far Randle looks great. Other guys not as good (someone said "brother what game are you watching)

man julius is a f***ing downgrade. i hate this (Karl Anthony Downgrade)

Randle needs to be more aggressive (maybe he could stomp on Lebron once he knocks him down)

Replacing KAT with Randle Replacing Rubio with Teague (some ok Randle comments, many negative comments already)


Randles game is so predictable (barge, charge rinse and repeat.

D lo’s hair looks like my ball sack (posted to facilitate a restraining order)

Dlo looks like my grandma (must be Lonzo's mawmaw Grandma Ball!)

that quarter gave me diarrhea but we're winning, so it's ok (maybe it's taco bell?)

I can already tell DDV is gonna be one of my favorite players and Randle is gonna be one of my least favorite (Wolves hate for T-rex Randlle is an extinction level event.

I don’t see how you could play s***tier than they are currently yet only down two possessions. (the playbook is sponsored by ex-lax)

Goin to get hemorrhoids if they keep playing like this (that's not how it works as far as I know)

Knecht gonna be nice… (Korrect !!!!!!!)

Timeout gave the refs a breather to lube up their whistles against us. (disturbing)

Mike is looking cooked as hell tonight (Chef Conley?)

Getting embarrassed by a lottery team. (the Lakers beating a five dollar scratch card team historically speaking)

This team looks like they don’t like each other (lone wolves with good intuition)

 

lol ruicide is painless.

 

Opposition has two p’s. Sorry to be that guy.

 

Lakers vs the Suns. Where we give the Phoenix SONS a paternity lesson.

Nurkic makes me want to throw stuff at the television (Doom yes Doom)

Game so bad, we don't even post a game thread (denial)

If Phoenix is a monument to man’s arrogance Los Angeles is a monument to the bottomless malice of the human heart (You don't know bottomless malice from assless chaps if you never had to live with two years of Ham. He wasn't a coach he was a health code violation)

f*** the lakers (Random groupies on the message board again)

Book lowkey be booking tonight (Suns trying to riff on cooking and make this a thing)

Bud offense is making me horny (this train is bound for glory ..hole)

Oh s*** boys. We’re cooking with uranium at this point.(um Chef Curie?)

ake nurkic out my lord (a heavenly hitman)

Nurks low iq is infectious (No that's probably just monkey pox)

Nurkic my god I hate you (Nurkic is hated on all levels and is the scape goat for this loss other than Lakers being rule dodging whistle magnets)

Another 3 from Nurkic I’m smashing my f***ing tv (seriously Nurkic buy yourself a stab vest for Christmas)

Trade Nurk for any f***ing center at this point. (0r wrap him in christmas paper and sneak him under the tree as a secret santa present)

We Suns fans can't have nice things, can we? (because your state bird is roadkill)

 

Lakers vs Kings - things are about to get Kingky

mike playing a 7.5 man rotation this early in the season is absolute madness (sounds like a GOT tie in I was looking for halfman Tyrion (Peter Dinklage)

Watched this one live, that LeBron run is what killed us. Need a better performance out of our bench in all honesty. (fitting that Lebron owns you being that you are called the Kings. He is more of a King than your (w)hole franchise.

Rename the Kings to Pumpkins, all we do is get smashed SMDH (Put Billy Corgan in the team, he is tall enough to be a guard)

De’Aaron Poole (burn)

God f***ing damnit Lebron. What the f*** is that. (such anger Doom Doom Doom)

f***, now I got to hear it from my friends who are Laker fans (true Laker fans would not be your friends)

Huerter was a -29 holy s*** (yikes that is like a whole negative quarter of basketball)

What the f*** was that ? It’s really not a complicated scenario I don’t know how Mike had them so unprepared. Just sums up this horrific 2 game start (maybe someone scratched his dvds)

That was the most braindead final play I’ve seen in a minute (That death stare probably nuked Brown's brain when he was here with us and Kobe)

vegas has dirt on fox, only way i see it (hmmm)

I miss Darvin Ham for the Lakers (we don't no Ham Fandwiches in Laker land)

It’s like this defense is designed to give up open corner 3s (glad we gave up our version of that D)

It’s like this defense is designed to give up open corner 3s (other teams wishing Ham back to us like a hex)

damn d’lo looks f***ing horrible. his eyebrows and beard look painted on (DLO looks like he rescued 9 kittens from a burning peroxide factory or looks like something the Kardashians tested their blonde hair dye on)

Man f*** Dlo (no homo)

Lebron is on his fifth prime and it’s f***ing crazy (HGH springs eternal he is heading for his Optimus Prime)

Huerter is f***ing trash. Why is he out there (avoiding the sanitation department clearly)

Mike Brown is the new Darwin Ham, wtf man where is the timeout (well we consider him the old Devin Ham but who's counting)

I love how this sub is finally starting to see what a basketball terrorist Mike Brown is. I said it all last season and got ripped to shreds for it repeatedly (if only Jeannie had not negotiated with that terrorist)

Credit to the lakers for going on a 21-0 run.


ASIDE FROM BEING KING FANS they seem quite a rational and considered fan base. I guess the true King fans can't use a computer while holding two cowbells in their hand and mashing their Del.