DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Net fans hated pretty much everything about their team, coaches and GM.

Even I was pretty impressed.

Brooklyn basketball.

Not a record but certainly burnt the retinas a bit.

Don’t worry, your phone is not broken.

It wouldn’t have mattered tonight.

An actual ham could out coach Ham.

And thank god you did. We needed the W.

Net fans hate this guy.

I think the Easter bunny would have given up his chocolate to turn this game off.

There wasn’t a single Net fan that misses Dinwiddie in the comments.

Terrible is no one wants your overpaid scrub players.

All Nets fans want Marks gone.

That’s a special talent.

It’s never a good sign when you need an industrial size Tums bottle.

Ben Simmons, that gift that keeps on giving.

2 is always better than one for the tank.

Better take the world’s strongest man. Zion weighs a lot.

CJ is the guy who puts his name on the group project and does nothing else.

Dwarfs for the win.

Definitely a newbie.

 

Can't is the Clippers motto/anthem

 

As always not much material to work with. Toronto really should have a NBA team.

Nice to keep those two under 30 minutes.

Laker fans travel as they say. Even all the way up to Canada.

Don’t we all.

You can have them back.

Don’t let facts get in the way of your fantasy.

It’s like the game wack-a-mole. He will pop up one game and be gone the next.

Didn’t score 81……soft.

He does the big things too.

Like a jar of Planters.

It turned into a dunk contest.

Back up the truck and we aren’t talking the Brinks one…we need the garbage one.

A nice easy Laker win….been a minute.

Hazard paid, at the least.

 

Not the best overall game but we got the W and that’s what counts.

Or….you could lose tonight.

Here today, gone tomorrow.

Not a lot of Kuz fans in Washington.

Wiz were on fire early.

Have you been reading our board?

Porkchop for the win.

Thank god you guys cooled off.

A smart opposing fan. Who knew.

Funny I never think I need a haircut when I see Rui.

He was fabulous tonight but needs to wear eye protection.

Maybe AD is a grilled cheese kinda of guy.

We made a push in the 3rd but then turned around and brain farted late in the 4th.

It was split about 50/50 on the Wiz board.

There was somebody on him?? I don’t think he noticed.

Ham loves the 3 guard line up. God knows why.

Yep still clicking up the loses.

Kuzma loves to do his own thing.

No way we should have needed AD to go nuclear to beat the Wizards but we did.

The last few plays were terrible. Max needs to be bench for his d****** play there and I like the kid. Playing time is earned and he certainly didn’t deserve it tonight.

 

I think they call your condition suckititus.

The statement was not beat the Bron.

Yes, sun, beach, beautiful mountains….or gray dirty Cleveland….hard choice.

Fortunately he didn’t hear you.

And you were all witness.

I’d advise you to stay away from Miami players.

How do you say rolled in Japanese?

Just wait till next game.

There’s only one chosen one and he left Cleveland.

Is that considered triple double?

Common sense isn’t so common.

12 to 16 free throws. Refs must be cheap because 4 extra attempts is not what I call love.

They don’t really like their coach lol.

Our scrub is better than your scrub.

Poor home record and not winning much lately??? Does this guy watch basketball, or just play a basketball on TV?

Stop trying to make sense to senseless homers.

I hear bloodhounds have a “nose” for rebounds.

The next light you see will be on the locomotive waiting to run you over. That locomotive is named AD.

That didn’t work out so well for Bynum.

Can we send Ham on the same rocket?

It should tell the league too, but they are clueless.

You are comically mentally challenged if you think AD is like like Derrick White.

The next question will be, what lessons are you going to take from this job into your next one?

 

Yes and you lost than too.

I can relate….or 5 stages of bipolar disorder.

Too late, you started out dumb and now it’s just dumb and dumber.

Not even the deer?

He must have forgotten to switch his phone off. The planes found him and bombed your team.

Amazing what making shots, great passes and playing both sides of the court can look like for the Lakers.

Lots of fans want both BI and Nance gone.

Super…maybe not but star, yes.

Yes, and???

I actually had to look up Klay’s 3 point stat. He must have picked it up during the season. He’s at .385. Not as high as what it was
pre injury but better than I thought.

No you give Smoothies. It is the Smoothie King, right? …unless those give you the runs. Then it can be both.

I’m down with that. Call Silver and request it please. We need all the help we can get.

Is that you Arenas or your friend Ja?

Smoothie up.

We just told him we would take him to an all you can eat buffet if we won.

Did he have his hands in his pockets too?

Have you been reading our site?

We left some liquor filled chocolates in his locker. I guess he got carried away.

The injury is called lead feet.

No please save your eyes. AD needs a spare just in case. Is your eyesight 20/20?

Fans think the French Quarter is better than this crap.

Should have had ankle insurance.

Let’s just hope it lasts through the playin too.

He’ll look concerned the day after your season ends.

Let’s hope so.

Don’t worry, Willie doesn’t know either.

Yes but you get parade beads, just not from your parade.

Some guys just don’t want the smoke.

Pel fans hate their coach.

Yes it’s called the playoffs, technically still the play in but still….

 

I hope Zion is ok. I feel bad for him. Lots of Pelican’s post but not a lot of funny material to work with.

Don’t worry, there will be some “fire” after your season ends.

Our burial will have to wait till the Denver series.

The only thing flapping is your mouths as you complain about Laker free throws.

The best shot was to close out the game.

Just give him an inhaler full of gumbo.

Zion was really great this game. I feel bad for him.

He doesn’t like avocados named Alvarado.

Then why don’t you have ice in your veins?

Gnat…..is that higher or lower than Ham?

Of course the Lakers can’t have nice things, so we didn’t take advantage of it.

Shape??….do you mean round?

Good times Morongo.

You mean iso island?

Ham likes pocket pool instead of chess.

The knife would just hit fat, so no foul.

That’s all folks.

Some of those missed chucks are definitely foul.

Different score, same results.

I really do hope he’s ok and can comeback for the next game.

Artest would be disappointed in you.

Not a good showing.

Yikes. That’s the definition of mental midget.

Maybe there’s a reason AD left.

You guys have definitely had some bad luck.

Steph isn’t the only one who can do that.

All show, no go.

 

You know things are bad when doom is behind the Maxwell Lewis thread. Nuggets fans are terribly disappointed in the way their team is playing. None of them think they are getting past Minnesota with this type of effort. Not much funny material to work with because they’ve already looked past us and thinking about the next series. We are just a minor irritation right now.

Oh he’ll play and make Joker look wussy.

Enough fight to not get swept.

The whole fan base thinks Minnesota is going to kill them.

It’s depressing, knowing a team wants to play instead of fearing you.

It’s like Groundhog Day. Luckily we finally changed the ending.

I guess this lead was actually big enough for once.

It should be 2-2 but that lucky Murray basket went in.

Is he going to call himself, Playoff KCP?

New season starts NOW.

You team has to listen to garbage everyday from Malone.

Everything must end sometime.

I wonder the same thing sometimes.

Doesn’t even have to pay for courtside seats.

Got to say I was pretty surprised myself.

I loved this guy. He was setting these homers straight about the free throw differential.

No Joker gets phantom fouls, while AD gets poked in the eye and a no call.

Let’s hope they don’t remember till after Monday.

We love an uncalled for chuck, just to spice things up.

Unplayable is ridiculous but AD was fabulous tonight.

Now if you can just choke for 3 more games.