DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

It's early, but I'll take it!

 

Page 3 bump.

 

Fresh season, fresh start with a good young core and a much likeable coach... FRESH new doom!

It's preseason but whatever! We haven't had doom servings on a regular basis for the past couple seasons.

Let's have it!

 

:Headbang:

Well done Cookie

 

Here is some Queen's doom.

Let the Doom commence


really how does rudy gay get those type of stuff to go.. (Causative evidence of the long term grammatical impact of being a primitive Sac town fan)

Cuz is already looking to kill opposing centers 6 min in the first quarter lol. (He only wounds centers, he kills coaches)

Sexy (Hmmmmmmmmmm? wait till they get a load of our thickness and length.)

Barnes Hurt or DNPCD? (I heard he was going on a Fishing trip with a tech 9 and a reliable alibi)

Small sample size but Cousins hasn't taken a 3 so far despite having many good looks. Has Joerger said anything about this yet and his thoughts on Boogie shooting 3s? (Maybe he can talk to coach Karl, if he can find him)

lou is just too good lol (He is yours for a Boogie)

In other news, Julius randle still sucks (Damn it, no he is the next millennium cross between Odom and Karl Malone he just doesn't want to get traded from LA so he is acting all Prince Adam rather than He Man)

These are the Kings I remember. (If you don't love it you don't then you don't love Kings basketball)

yeah i was afraid i was watching the wrong team for a moment there (Yes, you are go with your gut or possibly karma?)

I'm gonna vomit (Making Sac town a Boogie chunderland as EWF would say)

Papa
7min opts oreb 0ast 0stl 0blk 0TO 2fls -20
Skal is sitting at a -19 himself

of course vet Temple is at a -31 trying to guide the deepest bench (More a trench than a bench)

+/- of -20 in 7 minutes is challenging to accomplish. (Coach Scott accepts the challenge and says, Boron for the win)


I wish I could say otherwise, but Papa doesnt belong. So much work to do. Low ceiling, very low floor.
Oh Boy Papa...
I'm certainly not giving up on Papa yet, but man it sure looks like it could take light years for him to develop....i ever.
Pretty good hit to the confidence of these young guys. G papa still sucks btw. Good job on that pick vlade (It looks like Papa is causing serious daddy issues for the King fans)

oh my god, papa scored (Freud would have a field day)

The thing continues to be on defense that he moves ok, and he tries to challenge. He gets his arm up, but somehow it was this way in international ball too -- he never gets them. I don't think he's especially lacking length but he's always short and opponents use his hand more as a guide than an impediment. Its not a lack of effort or even really a lack of mobility. Somehow its a lack of about 3 inches seemingly. He just never gets the block, and guys shoot lights out over a big arm you think would distract them at least. (I am sure it was just a cold day in the arena. Unfortunately the Lakers can only provide thickness if recent posts are to be believed)

We see why Koufis ain't tradeable now (Because trading and paying for Koufis, just degrades you and the koufis equally have some respect)

Lakers 39 pts in first half against legit rotation. 64 pts in second half against a league of their own (Which one is Rosie O?)

Hey! A Papa post! If we can just get him guarded by guys he outweighs by 60lbs we've got a weapon!
He just needs to eat more and he will be a consistent mismatch (The Eddy Curry method, with an enabling foreword by Charles Barkley)


Any theories on what Joerger was thinking in the second half here? (They don't have the balls to fire another coach so quickly on a guaranteed contract and if they do I will Mike Brown my way to freedom. I am gonna stare them down.)

Its only preseason but I still get angry when we lose to the Lakers. (YAY!)

Starting offense. Pace was just as fast. Not sure why everyone is praising our offense when it felt like Karl was running the same type of thing. We basically force the offense through Cousins which doesn't seem like a winning recipe...yet. (Is it because Coach Karl looks slightly like Porky from the Porky's movies before he lost the weight - I just wanted to ask that)

Thanks to Cookie for kicking things off again. I think we used the same source, but I tried not to bite you too much.

 

I want MOAR of these!

 

Found some more. Can never have too much doom, even in preseason...

 

Oh just give me some... just a lil... you know I'm good for it... give me a little hit... come on... I'm hurtin bad. Doom me!

 

Chef Cookie, we hangry!