DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. puffyusaf#2

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    Let us see all the "Who the Fk is Walker?" DOOM!
     
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  3. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Here’s a serving of doom. I will do some more later tomorrow.



    Says the team paying Poole 4/140.



    Records are made to be broken.



    Needs to be eating closer to the basket. Get those crumbs in the lane.



    Save your voice, he didn’t get any.




    No Laker fans do.



    No win for you….next.




    Because he’s DUMB.




    Delusional little s***s get to live another day but time might be running out for you.



    First you have to stop GP2 from running to the bathroom.




    Good, you get more salt today. Maybe will add some pepper on Wednesday.




    The machine is broken, and ice cream is melting all over the floor.



    If we’re not good, what does that make you?




    Podcasting.




    Not much to worry about when you make it to Cancun next loss.



    What book is that?…. Total fantasy..



    If you lose again….Dubs in ‘24.



    Yet your forum claims, the NBA is rigging it against your team.




    Guess what?



    Does the foul fiesta come the day before taco Tuesday?




    I have a feeling you’re going to be doing something else to their a**** after tonight’s game.



    Jordan Poole: hold my brick.




    Seems like GP2 is not the only Warrior taking a dump.



    Have you seen that bump on his head?



    Warriors don’t look as good as the Lakers.




    More like Poole and the lead is gone.




    Reaves hit 3 of our 6 three pointers. We took 25. Maybe a certain player should stop chucking.




    The last dance…. Blow it up.




    Wow Walker wow. I was asking for him to be played in the game chat for a while now, but never expected him to be this good.




    Lonnie Walker happened.



    Hard fought game and great win for us.



    That Klay shot was as bad as Poole’s attempt to tie game one.



    I can’t believe you’re paying him that kind of money.



    Swish.




    Lol.




    You mean unReaveling.




    But he has four rings, so it’s OK lol.




    I’d be more concerned about game five than some streak right now.




    You’re right, jobs not done yet. Hopefully it will be soon.





    Grass isn’t always greener on the other side.
     
  4. Barnstable

    Barnstable Supreme Fuzzler of Lakersball.com Staff Member

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    Cookie following in Lonnie’s footsteps tonight! Bravo Miss!

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  5. ZenMaster

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    LOL. Ker fired? These people are morons.
     
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    If we lose….Dubs in 7.

    If you lose again….Dubs in ‘24.

    :Kobedisbelief:
     
  7. puffyusaf#2

    puffyusaf#2 - Lakers Starter -

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    Masterful cooking Cookie. To wake up to such a beautiful feast is such a gift to us mere mortals. Fat and happy now!
     
  8. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Here’s a bit more doom. GSW fans love them some Poole lol.


    First, you have to beat Lonnie Walker.



    It’s great to have an extra 15 points just waiting on the bench.



    A bag of chips and some old gum.


    Golden State handing out money like it’s candy on Halloween.



    Steph passed the ball out of bounds because Adam Silver said so?


    There’s only one “him” and he plays for the Lakers.



    Well he is the LeBron of nuts.


    Better have some lottery picks ready to ship out then.


    The fat lady isn’t singing yet, but she’s definitely warming up her vocals.


    Brick party.


    Don’t forget the turnovers.


    Tonight Lonnie was better than 90% of the Warriors.


    Curry got the ball at the end, how would that work out for you?

    Live by the three, die by three.

    The drought must be affecting the water levels in the Poole.


    Yes and it looks a lot like a traffic cone.


    Steph is the only reason you had a chance.


    I don’t care who beats you, as long as we win.


    Duncan Robinson says hi.



    Doesn’t everyone.



    He was smoking.


    Then why do you still blame the refs?


    That’s quite the visual.


    Poole screwing up and making other players sick on top of it.


    Klay was trash.



    Form Poole party to Poole prison. How the mighty have fallen.




    Let’s hope it’s only 48 more till we close out.


    Goldfish are so dumb, that every trip around the fishbowl is like a New World.



    It’s a Poo party.


    Your check is in the mail along with your publishers clearing house, you are a winner envelope.



    You maybe done but you’re stupid as hell too if you think Giannis is coming over for your trash.



    With that kind of money he’s making that would be a really long list for me.



    Ouch.
     
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  9. sirronstuff

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    lol

    i'm sure poole will shoot the lights out in game 5 and all, but on the whole, i'm as unimpressed with him as their fanbase is. seems like a preening frontrunner who doesn't do the dirty work it takes to win.

    that contract plus the slow (or lack of) development of their lotto picks will end the dynasty. once curry's done, they're done. ask san antonio. and i don't think they've built the brand to the point where guys will just want to go there in FA. lakers and heat will still have that over them going forward, imo.
     
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    Now I understand why Green punched him. He knows he's soft, just wanted to see how far into his thin skull his punch could penetrate.
     
  12. puffyusaf#2

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    Oh I want to eat so good they gonna have to forklift me out of the house after i'm done gorging on DOOM.......

    FEED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. karacha

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    It's the refs guys. It's always the refs.
     
  14. Cookie

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    Here’s some doom. I’ll try to find a bit more tomorrow but it won’t be till late in the day.



    Yes, we ground to into the hardwood.



    Wasn’t it a Halloween party?… you guys were ghost in this game, so I think it’s appropriate.


    GP2 might not have been throwing up from the ride, but certainly your fans were.



    3-19, it doesn’t get more “Klanky” then that.


    We don’t need no stinking game 7.



    I guess Klay didn’t get the memo.


    Wow this guy should work for the sports betting in Vegas. He was close.



    You already got the fluke JMG game.




    At this rate, the NBA is gonna have to put a team back in Seattle, so KD has some place to play.




    When Steph’s plane lands in Cancun….it’s OVER.



    Until they saw “HIM”.



    Lonnie says hi and what comeback?


    No need to scare of your neighbors.



    Which Suns?…. Charles Barkley or Devin Brooker.



    Seven games….. don’t you have to win game six first?



    Best teams win, not get blown out.



    Good thing you still have Poole lol.




    Couldn’t have picked a better time.



    Right answer. Thank you for playing.



    Not all, but close.



    They are stars in that role.




    Not even sure the D league wants him right now.




    Too bad there’s not the Phil Jackson chair anymore.



    I’ve seen better shooting in a church league.



    Klay wide open, Reaves heave. Seems about right for the results.




    Bueller…. Bueller, anyone?



    Somebody forgot to fill the propane tank.



    This just shows you how biased fans are. That’s not what remotely happened.



    Scrub scored 1 less point than Klay and Wiggins put together. How much are they getting paid by the way?



    You got that shat right.



    Doesn’t have KD he can blame anymore.


    Whatever you have to tell yourself to get through the night.



    What offense…. The chucking offense?



    But but, refs.




    I think Wembanyam looked stronger than you guys.



    Looked pretty safe from my couch.



    There was time but Klay knocked him out with a brick off the backboard.


    Much more.


    Yes, you need to keep him rested for the preseason.


    What the hell happened to this guy?



    Please don’t, we need our guys healthy for the next round. No cheap nut shots.



    He would, but he’d have to shoot the ball in the ocean, and I think he would miss.


    Too bad Rob was scrambling at the trade deadline and didn’t know what he was doing.



    Are you talking about HIM?




    I can see how you would be upset, living in the middle of Iowa.


    By having an inside game.



    Is that a basket play? I don’t think I’ve heard of that one.
     
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    The “Iowa” retort…. So good.
     
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    I literally can’t unsee it now
    :Laugh:
     
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    Oh thank you for that morning treat. Im gonna make a second cup of coffee just so I can enjoy that doom again
     

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