DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

THT could have been a HOFer if he played in the 80s.

 

Ayton’s face reminds me a little of younger, not fat yet, George Foreman.

 

…. but some excellent finds and retorts.

 

Timber...................Wolves! They came they saw they got their a** beat and are now at a lowly eighth while we tread the sky at a vertiginous heights of seventh.

I’ve watched every game of KAT’s career and I think that was the best and most complete half of basketball he has played in his NBA career (And it was wasted, ha wasted like a college fund for Anne Frank)

It is hard to watch talking heads hate so hard (yeah those psycho killers will be burning down the house next)

I love you Mike Conley (and he loves your wife, and your wife loves everybody)

Hate the Rudy trade all you want, but getting Mike Conley has completely shifted the trajectory of this team (Just glad took the bullet before we could trade for him, oh that's right Ham hates height, so if we had got him we would have sawed him in half and made him two undersized pg's)

Wolves getting outscored by 12 in 4 minutes with KAT on the bench. Ant needs to step the f*** up. (KAT plus ANT equals KANT)

I've made tons of stupid decisions in my life, but waking up at 4 am to watch this is easily in the top 5 (The male tramp stamp on his back says "Did I mean nothing to you")

It f***ing pains them to talk about the Wolves. Pure garbage (they had to brush their teeth after speaking the verbotten)

This is the best "big game" first half I've ever seen from KAT. Let's hope he's turned a corner. He's had a ton of moments he could've lost his head, he didn't. His maturity is showing tonight. Credit where it's due. (Like your father getting cigarettes he has turned the corner and will never come back)

Lmao TNT didn't even have anything ready for the event that the Wolves were actually leading (Clearly their Barkley is worse than your bite Timberwolves)

I think kat needs to be have mentality like a leader. (I think he needs to work on having the mentality of a half-wit first and then try and double it).

Ant edwards chucking ill advised 3s for no reason. Dpsht (His threeson is treason)

Hate the Rudy trade all you want, but getting Mike Conley has completely shifted the trajectory of this team (from downward plummet to a NIN like downward spiral )

Kinda weathering the storm"

WE ARE WINNING DUMMY (DOOM MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH DOOM!!!!!!)

I don’t care if we win ugly. JUST WIN (The Timberwolves losing real perty since the Lakers left and took all the winning out of Minnesota basketball we even took your Mikan victories)

6 fouls to 0. You can't even make this s*** up (because you sir are not a.... not a ref).

Conley going over and calming KAT down, telling him to stop extending those arms trying to get open might be his most significant contribution tonight. Veteran leadership Dlo couldn't provide. (He must have had lots of experience growing up as a baby sitter).

Memphis fan here.

LeBron huffing and puffing like he's almost 40 years old.

Run that old f*** into the ground.

GO WOLVES! *gotta root for Mike and Slo-Mo*

Memphis/Timberwolves take 2 is going to be EPIC! (submitted exhibit b a little early Memphis doom)

Cavs fan here y’all getting cheated the refs calling those “we need LBJ to stay in the playoffs” calls (a little doom from one of lebron's exes (fan) )

Do...do people actually like the TNT crew? If you ain't a big market, they don't know s***. (to be fair Reggie clearly did not know s*** about us either talking about how Beasley had been reliable with the 3 for us)

Wtf is up with these whistles Here come all the whistles. eye roll “Here they come.” Reggie is referring to the refs with that comment Refs taking over (Timberwolves hearing whistles not are not accessible to normal fans)

anyone blaming this on refs is insane. we could not get a bucket in the 4th. that is what lost this game (In the kingdom of the brain dead the one brain celled man is king but not LeKing)Y

get absolutely f***ed you spoiled f***in laker fans (thank you sir we shall, what time does you sister open?)

This KAT guy is decent. Don’t think it would be wise to trade him (You will be lucky if Gobert doesn't kill him in his sleep)

Man imagine if McDaniels didn't self destruct and embarrass himself and the franchise. We win easily (Only if the antipsychotics wear off you)

KAT is determined to rewrite his reputation. That first half was a great start (KAT managed to neuter himself in front of a stadium full of Laker fans)

We would’ve won if Ant hadn’t shat his pants (Hey it never stopped Paul Pierce or late period Hugh Hefner)

Ant s*** the bed but Finch has to go.
19 blown double digit leads is actually insane (Ant has a defecation situation and may have to parlay a colostomy bag into a colostomy sack)

Ant NEEDS to wake up. Can’t win with him playing like this. (Wake up, and change his pants)

This Lakers team isn't winning s*** (If we wanted to win s*** we would just buy Ant's pants wouldn't we. We do winning and you do whining)

Suns fan coming in peace. f*** the Lakers! f*** the refs! (If you did I bet you would last 7 seconds or less!)

Towns was easily the best player on either team in the first half. This is pure sex. Towns just hast to do it one more half and maybe he can shut up some of his moronic haters (It is like they dropped a pheromone bomb in here. Timberwolves fans get a room, just not a chat room)

As a Mavs fan, this was every game of the season.
Hoping for you guys to win. Lakers get the most disgusting whistle. (Respectful fans of other loser franchises dropping into discuss and commiserate about losing is a theme in this thread)

Give us a classic dlo brick game please (Your wish is granted but the monkey paw says you never asked for a win)

Kings fan here

f*** LA

Release the wolves on they a** (cue 2pacs "me against the world" )

America tuning in wondering why Kyle Anderson's shot is so slow. ( I was guilty of doing this, but i'll be damned if it doesn't go in and we don't get to it on a defensive switch)

 

The only way the TImberwolves have hopes of creating a decent fanbase (targeting the number one Lakers fan) and that won't work.

 

Prime Time Cookie. Nice work. You are going to be busy during the playoffs.

 

gotta say, if i were a grizz fan, this would be my thought, too.

they were definitely overconfident, though.

 

Who would you rather have? Reaves or Caruso?

Both.

 

no investigation into Magic's trade of Zu to clipps for a bag of half eaten chips?