DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

We need to start winning against good teams that still have fans for better doom.

The only thing on tap is 10 draft beers you are going to need to drink to forget about this game.

It’s not me, it’s you.

You mean you’re not trying to lose?

LeBum could have easily scored 50 tonight if he wanted to.

Obviously they didn’t get your message. Are you still on dial up?

There’s always the new year to continue the tradition.

You had your chance.

One step forward, 2 steps back.

Reaves has got much better hair too.

Yep.

Don’t want to burn this image into your screen anyhow.

Can we play you every night?

Advantage Lakers.

We’ll take Nance, you can have DJ and Baze. Lol

If you can’t decide, just leave the guy open.

Playing da fence? Is that a musical instrument or something?

It’s called getting your butt kicked.

He sure didn’t.

Interesting point. You can trade you good player Dame for our bad contract if you like.

It was done in the first 6 minutes.

I see cartoon writing in your future.

 

Not much going on it TWolves land.

Same sh*t, different channel.

You forgot Monk.

I would say you need to find a new team then.

Yes, coming in 10th place is something to look forward to.

Eenie Meenie Miny Moe.

I say supper happy.

Lethankfully.

I’m guessing this guys New Year’s resolution wasn’t about losing weight.

We can do you one better with our sh*t passes that are turnovers.

I hope he never cools down.

Don’t worry he still misses some at the end.

Well it is Monk we are talking about, so yes.

That’s the spirit.

Melo doing Melo things.

So dumb that their coach calls a timeout on a fast break for his team.

You know things are bad when your goal is to be forgotten….of course, I already think they have reached that goal. Kat needs to get out of there while he still can.

 

Keep dreaming, even though your dreams come true.

And that is why we beat you. Got to win the games were supposed to.

Who would have thought?

Can we get this THT version for the rest of the year?

Die by the terrible defense.

Ox’s says No.

Finally someone who plays better when they become a Laker.

You’re crazy and not like a fox or De’Aaron Fox either.

Noice.

You didn’t. W-L-L-W-W-L. Math is not your strong suit.

Who? Oh you mean that tall guy over on the bench who wasn’t been playing.

It’s a game in January. Might want to look into some chill pills or start drinking heavily.

Spam away. No virus program on this computer.

There’s lot of players that become MJ when they play the Lakers.

You guys got screwed on that, regardless if it was in the rule box or not.

I’m sure it’s going to be a good one.

 

Wow such a sacrifice. That’s like giving up broccoli for Lent.

We needed it more.

I’m going to need something stronger than a Mountain Dew.

Trae, so in other words nobody.

Guy was hotter than the sun, and not the Phoenix one.

Amateurs would be a complement.

Guess he got better since then.

Are you talking about Bradley or Monk?

17…. That’s too long Lol.

Does he post on Lakerball?

It was like close encounters of the three ball.

We got our Social Security checks this week and that gave us a pop in our step.

Yes, like one that is going off its track.

Send you coach over here, I need my carpets vacuumed.

That’s because you are a team that needs trades.

Melo on he Bron Jamba Juice diet.

Trae Doesn’t deserve half of his All-Star votes for his flopping Harden ways.

Philly doesn’t want your trash.

No he still has one monster dunk left.

Dennis lol….nobody was going to buy that even when he played for you.

You will need your beauty rest after this because it was ugly game for you guys.

Lol.

I wouldn’t waste the gas money. Just send him out on a greyhound bus.

He’s just out taking a 2 AM swim

 

Stickers cute, I didn’t think they let three year olds hold jobs.

Nope you can keep his 2-13 shooting and 0-6 from three Point land.

Our bad team beat your good team. Do you enjoy that too?

Us too.

Maybe you need to focus on scoring more than 17 points in the fourth quarter next time.

Yes it is.

Maybe you should have used your challenge to see if Rudy was still alive.

Uhh didn’t Rudy win defensive player of the year award? I think he should have to return it and pay shipping.

You should learn Stanley Johnson’s name because you’ll be seeing him in your nightmares tonight.

It wasn’t a very good show then.

Please text that to Vogel.

It’s the Crypt now and JC definitely pass for dead body tonight.

Building a brick house.

The Jazz losing to a team under 500 is equally funny.

We tried already.

Russ should apologize to Gobert for taking his manhood.

The statue is on order.

It was pretty easy for me to watch.

Stan the legend man.

Nah.

Thanks JC. Once a Laker, always a Laker.

Uh have you seen JC?

He reached his data limit, so he missed the text.

Guess you’ll remember his name now.

 

How do people not know who Stanley Johnson is? He was the 8th pick in the draft not even that long ago. So happy to see Jazz doom, one of my least favorite fan bases in the NBA next to Boston

 

Magic have no fans, so I had to work with what I could get.

Rob’s going to have to wait a game.

Not surprising when you’ve only won a total of 8 games.

We know how to treat our stars.

Gutted…..I’d rather gut myself if I had to watch your team.

Yikes. So they have 6 road wins….I don’t know which is worst. 8 total wins or 2 home wins.

Can’t believe you think Stanley shouldn’t be playing. Is that you Rambis?

Lol.

Losing culture does that to you.

Great idea.

It felt like we did.

He’s not even the best Mo on your team.

Even at 400 lbs, Shaq would play better than Bamba.

If they look anything like your uniforms, I wouldn’t even put my hands up if it was going to hit me in the head.

Isn’t there a Magic blog out there called third-quarter collapse?

You’ve got a lot of building material bricks you have to use up.

 

The Nets whole game threads were people complaining about Nash, Johnson or Kyrie and his part time status. Didn’t get much material, so I included a bit of that.

Oh no, Nash is never going away. We Laker fan know that feeling.

Go back in the time machine. Here comes with DeLorean now.

Watching Harden at all, pisses me off.

So you’re saying there’s a chance?……nah.

It was the basketball shoe request that did you in.

Cookies, did you say cookies?

@KareemtheGreat33 is so happy now.

It’s basically a Laker home game. Kyrie should be able to play.

It should be 50% off, since he only plays less than 50% of the time.

It’s because they stole the team from New Jersey and gave it to whoever lives in Brooklyn and isn’t a Knicks fan already.

You should empty the bench but they are already playing.

Byron Scott…..how low can you go with the with the limbo bar?

Be slow as s***.

Hardens too fat, not even Jokic can eat that much.

Stay away from our players. What are you, Chicago?

We could use an Aldridge potato, send him over. We’ll give you DJ and Baze lol.

Monk Curry, sounds like a soup. Wonder if it’s as hot as Monk has been lately?

You guys have the same thing….WTH?

Go join Kyrie in the corner.

We Laker fans could I told you that.

Yes it’s better. Harden deserve no cheers, except from his strip club fans…..and that’s only because he’s paying them.

On the Rockets, he would have shot 30 free throws.