DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. KobeJeterKaep

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    Ha ha ha.

    ready to play in China

    “but don’t think that sounds very good”

    Instant classic!
     
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  2. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Great win tonight. AD looked fantastic.




    Ummm healthy???




    It takes awhile for that 36 year old body to wake up.



    I guess it’s never to early to start for some.



    Big is the opportune word. We are giants and you are shrimps.




    You won’t beat us when we’re healthy.



    The plod squad. That’s a good one.



    I think it has something to do with Pi, not the math one but the one we are going to throw in your face when we beat you.



    It’s sold out, just like toilet paper was.




    More like a mugging in the park.




    Do you blame him? Guy was 1-4 and scored all of 2 points.




    Yes and yes.




    You must work in a really cool company with all those Laker fans. How did you get hired?




    Nope and nope.



    Devin Bricker.




    He can’t count that high.



    Can’t fix stupid and that’s why you’re a Suns fan.




    Refs blah blah blah, refs blah blah blah, was their entire game thread. It was nonstop.




    Inches count, at least that’s what I’m told.




    I’d think it would be cute to see CP3 cry again.




    I don’t know what it is about these 2 but there’s at least 1 comment per game thread just like this from every teams fans.




    Ho ho ho, Phoenix gotta go.




    Squish.





    There’s no vaccine against Kardashian flu.





    Refs respect Bald Eagles, not so much for whiners.





    You guys weren’t bright enough to needs shades.




    Chasing AD for 40 minutes will definitely tire you out.




    That “scrub” shot 3-5 and played some good defense. You’re just jealous.





    And beat the Suns, apparently.




    He’s just gearing up for the playoffs.




    How old are you, 5 to think AD is old fart? Give the iPad back to your dad.




    Bald Eagle was hungry tonight.






    And the moon and the clouds....pretty much everything.




    Oh well.





    Meh, no but we’ll have someone called LeBron.




    Well Booker is obnoxious and IS a turd.



    Leave him alone. That’s the best defense he’s got.





    He finds a way to get his licks in.





    Space Jam doesn’t come out till this summer.





    Because this guy named Anthony Davis makes quite a difference.
     
  3. SamsonMiodek

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    @Cookie that was a phenomenal dish, thank you!
     
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  4. LTLakerFan

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    Outstanding Cookie ..... they gave you a lot to work with and you were on fire like AD.

    :Noddingyes:
     
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    Weezy Moderator Staff Member

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    Man that was truly great. Have to laugh at the Booker and double teams comment, he hates them, I picture him shutting down and getting all “this isn’t fair!!!” inside when they happen. He’s literally on record saying he doesn’t like double teams, like a whiny grade-schooler.
     
  6. abeer3

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    weez beat me to it, but this is indeed hilarious.

    yeah...pretty sure i wouldn't trade most of our milkmen for anyone outside their top three, either. you guys are a chris paul away from 13th place.
     
  7. karacha

    karacha Moderator Staff Member

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    I think their fans know what's going to happen if they face us in the playoffs.
     
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  8. KobeJeterKaep

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    C Bags doom must be pretty bad right now. Tough time to have a star go out.
     
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  9. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    It was a wild game but a great win, especially being down so many players.



    He’ll be pretending when he should be defending.



    Well...he is a bald Eagle.



    You were wrong last year but now you want to play double or nothing? We shot well enough to beat your a** and missing half our team.




    Better then Elf.





    Guess you won’t be happy about THT then either?





    You forgot the win part.



    Have you been lurking on our board?





    Guess you don’t remember how fat Gasol was when he came into the league.



    Defending champs Buddy.




    Brand names, what are they clothing?




    2-13.... I think he took a whole handful of them.



    Hey, Kuzma dyed his hair back. What else do you want?



    Guess it was harder than you thought.




    Hi Kevin.



    Clippers<Lakers.



    Nope, it made him better, stronger, faster then before. He’s the 6 million dollar man....double it for inflation.




    That’s good because his hands certainly can’t, CATCH.



    Imagine if he was a waiter at a Michelin star restaurant. He’d blow his whole salary getting people’s clothes dry cleaned from the food he spilled on them.



    Get ready for full blown panic in OT.





    It’s called Lakers vs.....some other team.



    LeBron begs to differ.



    Can’t stand Max but gloat away buddy.




    That’s not the only thing THT is going to do tonight.




    Dudley was hurt. What’s Payton’s excuse?




    Well he’s not an actual NBA player, so he pretty much illegal.




    Elf’s so lost he’ll end up in the South Pole at Christmas.



    Nicotine patch.



    Even Thibs can’t play Rose every minute, although he does try.



    Even Laker fans who hate Drummond think he’s better then Elf.




    Wait for it.....




    Eviction notice is coming soon.




    Then tell him to stop turning the ball over.




    Knick fan forgetting we are missing 3 key players. Lakers in 4.



    Official notice: Anyone with heart disease, please turn your TV off now.



    THT is why we DID win.




    Guess you should have kept him.



    Whomp whomp.



    You would have needed Fort and Knox to stop us.



    TFT




    We will and we’ll raise you another.



    Well, not much....certainly not making shots.





    I always believed.
     
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  10. LTLakerFan

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    :Carusohearthands: thanks Cookie
     
  11. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    It wasn’t pretty but moving on.


    You did play your hearts out, the winning part caused you problems though.




    You’ve won 16 games all year, what else can Perk say.



    Or lose and let them experience being in their comfort level.



    That’s the spirt.




    Adequate basketball...set the bar so low a snake can’t slither under it.



    Nope



    Yep



    You would have slept like a baby. Now you’ll toss and turn like a loser.




    He can do something right.




    If you can’t score against Ben, you just can’t score.




    Worst in the NBA.






    There’s a silver lining for everything.




    Ladybugs need love too.



    We do that against everyone. Or should I say, don’t do that.




    I get the feeling I be seeing this a lot more next year.



    What is the opposite of keeper and why is it spelled Anthony Lamb?



    They are afraid of defense.



    Do you blame him?



    Border is closed and they don’t want him back anyhow.



    It isn’t ice, it’s ugly and it’s coming out his veins and moving to his face.




    Too many E’s. They tuned out after the third one.



    Or alternatively, don’t protect the paint and lose.



    You’re team has won 16 games all year. I’m sure that’s not the first dumb thing Olynyk has done.





    Good idea.
     
  12. D-Fish Man

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    Superb, as always , Cookie. The perfect nightcap to a fun game.
     
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    are they still worshipping morey over there after he emptied their cupboards and left town?
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    There wasn’t any hate or love for Morey on any of the 4 sites I got my doom from. Guess they have moved on from him mentally and physically.
     
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  15. abeer3

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    yeah, i think the thing that stood out to me about that fanbase over the years was how they turned that guy into some sort of folk hero. it's just weird fan behavior, imo. and now that he completely marooned them for the next half decade and picked up and walked into a ready-made title contender (with which he had NOTHING to do in terms of creation), i wondered if any of them had woken up. i suppose that's unlikely to turn up in game threads.

    then again, studies of cults tell us that even doomsday cults persist in their beliefs after the fake doomsday has passed, so...
     
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    I've never seen a GM get so much praise and adoration for accomplishing almost nothing. WCF is as far as he got. Masai Ujiri comes close as all he did was roll the dice on a one year rental and then watched every Warrior get a catastrophic injury in the Finals so his team could win a ring.
     
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    Yah, the praise every 2 seconds for Ujiri got ridiculous and he didn't handle the success very well. He became an arrogant a** hat who always sounded entitled and portentous. They were pushing the minority executive thing a lot there, especially up in Canada.
     
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    Dayam, the Dame of Doom puttin’ in the work

    :Noddingyes:
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Not many Pacer fans, so just a snack today.



    Well just look around at the rest of the NBA. Don’t go soft on me, I need Doom.





    Your streak is still alive. Might not want to watch for your play in game though.





    Make sure you get them one of our nice looking jerseys, not some of these fugly ones.





    Is 2021 the year of the feet for the NBA? Glad we are not the only ones.





    Wrong answer, thank you for playing.





    “Shirley” this isn’t a question.





    Do you see dead people too? Oh yes you do, your team.







    Just some random scrub having making shots they will miss against any other team.





    Well it IS like an endangered animal.





    LA restaurants are much better then Indiana’s.





    Not really, just the Lakers in second gear.
     
  20. abeer3

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    :Laugh:
     

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