DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Toklat

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    Didn't see the game or even hear the score. Just came straight to Doom. It always tells the tale.
     
    Toklat, Aug 3, 2020
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    :LLLLLebronlaughing:

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    Barnstable Supreme Fuzzler of Lakersball.com Staff Member

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    Barnstable, Aug 4, 2020
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    Do your guys like wings? Lou Williams knows a great place.



    We already went through the whole “basketball reasons” thing. Nothing illegal here.



    The one of many.


    Those trash cans must be heavy to build shoulders like that.



    Maybe but LeBron is worth 4 mortals and AD is worth 3.



    I say the same thing at least a few times a night.




    Nah, Dion was just hungry.



    How ‘bout, I don’t know.....Kuzma.


    He sure played like one.


    Yes he’s going to be on a natural high at the end of this game.



    Bum for the win.



    Your team wasn’t the only one who likes to watch the ball.



    I’d give you a bandaid but I don’t think it would help.



    You’re not going to have any beer left in the solo red cups using a basketball.




    Plumlee gets lost trying to play basketball.



    Fell any better with Kuz then?



    At least spell his name right if you’re going to diss him.



    Make up your mind, are we the Lakers, Miami Heat or the Suns?
     
    Cookie, Aug 10, 2020
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    That’s our Cookie!
     
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  6. KareemtheGreat33

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    Brilliant @Cookie, I enjoy wins more with your after game repartee with losing team's fans:Kobe Snickering:
     
    KareemtheGreat33, Aug 11, 2020
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    For real though, Cookie's comments are one of the funniest things on the internet :D
     
    Kenzo, Aug 11, 2020
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    Plumlee shoots FTs like it’s beer pong.

    :Adlaughing:
     
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    OMG

    :Shaqlaughing 2:
     
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    i know phx is the feel-good story right now, but both them and sac are terribly run organizations, and the failure to draft luka was just so on-brand for both of them.

    honestly, i know people like trae young, but the hawks trading luka for young and the #10 overall pick in a weak draft was also just absolutely terrible.

    there's a reason those franchises just bottomfeed forever, and it's not just bad luck.
     
    abeer3, Aug 14, 2020
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    Now this is the kind of game I’ve been looking for. Couldn’t believe all the nonstop complaining about the refs from Portland. It was the same way last game and they shot more free throws then us. Bunch of homers.



    Dried and shriveled up, just like your team.


    Didn’t look like it tonight.


    Hot takes. Get your hot takes here.



    Not shooting 15% might be a valid game plan.



    Cute but not even the Lord’s Prayer could help you tonight.


    How's it feel now?


    Least he can do is heckle you, he certainly didn’t teach you right from wrong if you’re a Blazer fan.



    Charles hasn’t been right a day in his life.



    Well at least you’ll be able to blame the lasagna instead of your team when your hugging the toilet tonight.



    We’ll trade you him for Dame and even throw you in JR.



    Since he played your “defense”.



    It’s rough as sandpaper.



    So nice to be on the other side.



    Our guys were like Hoover’s out there tonight, sucking up all the rebounds.



    Good luck.


    I wonder if that would work on another player?


    Yes you’re missing AD but he’s NOT missing.



    Is this a trick question?


    Yes they were.



    Laker fan, get a freaking clue and root for a real LA team.

    85 is a bit much.


    It’s called shooting better. Who would have thought.


    You don’t want him to fall over do you?



    Yes.



    Never talk to the bottom of the bottle, it doesn’t end well.



    Yes he did.



    Mountains are there to be climbed but this is a cliff and you’re falling off into the abyss.



    Down 30, might as well wave the white flag.



    Isn’t that what you’re watching now?



    No snuggling in the bubble, that is unless you have wings.



    Fork in and twisted a couple times for good measure.




    No the miracle would have been if Green had as many 3’s as your team.






    Why play doom when you can read it?
     
    Cookie, Aug 20, 2020
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    Always good to read doom while at work. Another masterful job as always. Thank you.
     
    Toklat, Aug 21, 2020
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    "My rum and coke tells me we win this game by 10, so let’s go."

    Never talk to the bottom of the bottle, it doesn’t end well.

    :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
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    OK, why does anyone need 85 bottles of wine, seriously?
     
    karacha, Aug 21, 2020
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    Anyone who watches Danny Green attempt to play basketball needs way more than 85 bottles.
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    This is great. :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
    Cookie, Aug 21, 2020
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