D'angelo Russel should audition for the Woody Harrelson role in "White Men Can't Jump." Somebody that annoying, entitled with body language that could kill a franchise with a single eye roll, make Michael Jordan break his fist on his whack hair, make Charles Barkley sober and Scotty Pippen tip. Because Fast Eddie he ain't A slow moving, ball spilling, ego tripping, lazy player with a jump shot so flat-footed it couldn't pass an army medical exam. To me he is more the unfulfilled promise. If you know "The Color of Money" my analogy sees him as Vince (Tom Cruise's character). Yes he may exude a modicum of "IT" from time to time, but this is just to break the cap of desperate franchises and of loyal fans. Mark my words, he DOES NOT deserve the Balabushka. He is not the man that makes our big two a big three even before factoring in a Lebronicle signing here. In fact I will say Russell annoyed more with his plays than Lebron ever did. To bring the Woody Harrelson reference full circle, and link to the Hustler, here is a quotable scene from Kingpin. He may get similar averages to last year in a nothing but Nets team, he may have looked good on a Lonzo pass (but so would I), I am calling it, and I not one fact has been harmed in this post. I base it on the eye test, the gut test, and perhaps even the is he still on this team test. So if mid-season you come back to serve some crow to me and ask me how about dem apples, I say no sir, they seem just like Marberries to me at the moment. He is more Seth Curry, than Steph in NBA history.