Head Coach Discussion: Canned Ham, Who Is Our New Coach?

Make LBJ the point guard, removed Reaves from the starting line up

 

34-20 1st Q vs Denver
30-18 vs Phoenix
41-28 tonight vs Sacramento

Ham might have to adjust the starting lineup

 

Stop playing a midget backcourt when you have size on the roster u stupid f***

 

Well, at least he sees the problem I guess.

Wood should’ve played more. Gave should’ve played less. Max should play some period.

Reaves off the bench maybe.

Definitely need to rethink who is playing, how much they are playing and when.

 

Glad he sees the problem but I'm nervous about the changes. I'm expecting more midget ball and overplaying Lebron.

 

What type of defensive scheme are we running? Besides Ludabrow, our defensive is awful.

 

Not even surprised. We're an offensive oriented team.

Lebron - Offense
Reaves - Offense
Dlo - Offense
Prince - Looks to be Offense
Rui - Offense
Gabe - Defense
Wood - Offense
Cam - Defense
Hayes - ?

The guys that play the bulk of the minutes are offense first guys with poor to average D. With Vando out, AD has to carry the defense by himself pretty much.

 

Well, we have a kid who can guard three positions most nights, but he’s too tall for Hamster’s liking.

 

Yep. It works though if we are hitting shots.

 

@ZenMaster

I used OPEN AI with the input: Make a picture of a basketball coach using the description of Bacon Pimple Goblin (Forgot it doesn't do pictures)

I'm just a text-based AI and cannot create visual images or drawings. However, I can help you come up with a detailed description of a "Basketball Coach" character based on the name "Bacon Pimple Goblin."

"Bacon Pimple Goblin" might be a unique and humorous name for a basketball coach. Here's a textual description:

Name: Bacon Pimple Goblin
Appearance:
- Bacon Pimple Goblin is a rather unusual figure with a round and portly physique. He stands at an average height, but his rotund build gives him an endearing and slightly comical appearance.
- His skin is a pale shade of green, reminiscent of a goblin's complexion. His face is adorned with freckles and, strangely, a few pimple-like warts.
- He sports wild, fiery red hair that sticks out in all directions, giving him a distinct and untamed look.
- Bacon Pimple Goblin's attire includes a well-worn basketball jersey and shorts, showcasing his dedication to the sport. He might also wear a whistle around his neck and a clipboard in hand.

Personality:
- Despite his unconventional appearance, Bacon Pimple Goblin is known for his passion and dedication to coaching basketball. He's a charismatic and inspirational figure on and off the court.
- He's often seen motivating his players with infectious enthusiasm and humor, using his unique appearance to lighten the mood and make practices fun.
- His nickname, "Bacon Pimple Goblin," reflects his quirky sense of humor and his ability to create a positive and encouraging atmosphere for his team.
- He's a firm but fair coach who pushes his players to excel and develop their skills while maintaining a supportive and nurturing approach.

Background:
- Bacon Pimple Goblin might have a mysterious origin story for his unusual name, which he uses as a source of motivation and inspiration for his players.
- He could have a long and storied career in coaching, with a few championship titles under his belt, showcasing his coaching prowess despite his unorthodox appearance.

This description should help you visualize the character "Bacon Pimple Goblin" as a basketball coach with a unique personality and appearance.

 

Additional results using the same prompt with image AI





One of those kind of looks like Henry Bibby.

One sort of looks like Andre Iguadala.

But where's the bacon???

 

How long was the render time to produce the proof sheet after giving the image AI the description, or did you assemble it?

 

Took only seconds

 

One of those looked like Popeye Jones.

 

I'm not for moving Reaves out of the starting line up yet but I believe it is important CW start. He pairs with AD so well. I like his defense which includes rebounding. We need to develop a defensive identity. I want an aggressive attacking defense which just requires desire, discipline and learning rotations. CW and AD could really anchor that.

 

Went with 3 big lineup -- AD, Wood and Hayes... and it worked!

That's insane.

Props for keeping the players engaged. We've seen games that start like this end up being 30 point losses for us. But they kept fighting and chipping away all night.