Dwight Howard Discussion: The Taiwan Terror

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    How would any of us know that?
     
    Wino, Aug 6, 2021
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    The shot at Ben Simon's is classic
     
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    sorry, but absolutely not. dwight howard does not make up for the absence of anthony freaking davis.

    if lebron went down and we had ingram back, we'd have lost. this is nuts.
     
    abeer3, Aug 6, 2021
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    Well, we might be able to deduce the truth to this. I only have two kids and my 16 year old boy is way more mature than me, so it has to be somewhere between 3 and 12 kids when the maturity kicks in.
     
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    I thought he only had five kids?
     
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    LOL can't tell in that shot with his hair if we're looking at the Porcupine or a Crown of Thorns?

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    Google says 5 with 5... On the other hand, Willie Anderson had 9 with 7. Calvin Murphy 14 with 9.

    Crazy...
     
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    Jeezus Calvin, seriously?
     
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    ...and Wilt Chamberlain has no kids on record? Double crazy.
     
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    Haha, I should of made it more clear it was a joke! My bad :D
     
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    Think of the record he could have set …. for all times with the, what was his claim, 1000(?) women. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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    Probably why The Stilt never fouled out... Saving himself after the game.

    Looking forward to the first errant (?) elbow, cross body block from Howard. He has better hands than the last guy we have playing center so fumblerooskies will not happen so often. Howard is the only player I've seen get tee'd up and smiles pretending he doesn't know why.
     
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    First errant elbow to someone’s beak. First errant forearm shiver … etc etc. :giggle: :clap: He’s baack.

    :Noddingyes: no longer soft?
     
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    With Howard, everything LOOKS accidental or inadvertent... Someone ends sprawled in the stanchion, look if he was in the vicinity.
     
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    Wilt was full of s***. Come on. 20,000 women my a**. To amass that much a** he would have needed to bang a chick everyday for 54 years straight. He lived until he was 73. His book came out in 1991 when he was 65.

    Likely 2,000 women. The extra zero is usually the extra digit men look at on a ruler when they are measuring their plumbing.
     
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    Over 3000 women, I read his book lol. Magic says his numbers are also in that range.
     
    Chick the G.O.A.T., Aug 6, 2021
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    WTF, did these dudes keep scorebooks or something? Christ.
     
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    Lovely vid if Dawight reuniting with Coach:

     
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    I mean, you could have multiple women in one day?
     
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