Luol Deng: Off The Books… Finally

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  1. The Showtime Mamba

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    I had this dream last night that Deng had this giant advent calendar that marked out when his Lakers contract expired. Each day was a large box that contained an oven. A bell would ring each day and every morning he would eat the giant glazed ham ensconced within a buttery valley of baked potatoes. Deng would often get ahead of schedule and eat several hams a day.

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  2. LTLakerFan

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    Deng it .... that looks good!
     
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    The champs are low priority?

    "Lebronshame"

     
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    They should give in to all our requests after the basketball reasons veto ruined this franchise until this year.

    As to Dung, Danny Ferry racist referal which is actually spot on if only couched in different terms

     
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    Maybe we'll catch a break on this contract. Maybe . . .
     
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    The stench of Dung remains
     
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    Well, at least they tried. Worst contract of all time, even worse than Mozgov, at least that was tradable.
     
  8. KareemtheGreat33

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    Still the floating turd that won't flush no matter how many times we try
     
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    This man is harder to get rid of than bed bugs, he has more lives than a zombie cat, he is more unmovable than a legless centipede.

    We need to get Amnesty International on the phone and try and see if they can free him from our oppressive contract and emancipate him.

    Still think we need to give him a MRI count his rings and prove that he is in fact 64 and null and void his contract.

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  10. sirronstuff

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    ahh, the good old days!!!

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    The NBA has denied the Lakers Injury Exception request for Deng.

    Welp... it was worth a try
     
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    It’s like Deng is a gift in Yankee gift swap but nobody wants him and we keep getting back.
     
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    Is Rob going to have another go with this next season?
     
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    They ruled against us not any more he can do right?
     
  18. sirronstuff

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    We can ask for a recount?
     
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    Kupcrap made our bed so... :( Still sucks big time.
     
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    Luol Deng... the gift that keeps on giving -.-
     

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