Michael Beasley Scores 59 Points and Wins CBA All-Star Game MVP (VIDEO) January 19, 2015 34 Comments By Marcel Mutoni The news hasn’t been all that great for Shanghai Sharks forward Michael Beasley of late, but the tune changed at the Chinese Basketball Association All-Star Game this weekend. Beasley dropped a record 59 points, on an astounding 37 shot attempts, and grabbed 11 rebounds in the exhibition. SuperCool Beas took home MVP honors, as he led the South over the North 142-123. WOW. In the most the most epic scene of devastation since Godzilla savaged downtown Tokyo, the mythical monster Michael Beasley (half Timberwolf on heat, half stone(d) has laid waste to the CBA All-Star game grabbing defense in his savage paws and hurtling it into the fathomless depths of the Pacific Ocean as he grabbed 59 points. His red hazy eyes suggest long hours spent in the gym partaking in many (practice) sessions. Beasley held the trophy proudly aloft after initially mistaking it for a gilded bong. The vast leviathan Beasley suddenly left in a cloud of smoke muttering about looking for four dozen cheeseburgers and filling scripts for the one thousand cataract ailments that have ailed him since arriving in China. Thank you Michael Beasley for giving every average Basketball player the dream they can go to China and wreck video game havoc on a team whilst Chinese pop music fills the air. He looks like THC Jordan out there. I think chairs play better defense than players in this league. Sadly he would crash back to despondent mediocrity in the N.B.A.
^^^ You got to be kidding their "varsity" game All Star defense makes the NBA Rookie vs Sophomore game defense look like vintage Chicago Bulls with Jordan and Pippen. They don't even put their freaking hands up.
Well, I watched the whole game....I have never seen anything like that. Words like ballhog, douche are not strong enough to express the way he played. No wonder he was receiving the CBA All-star game MVP trophy in front of empty stands...
