The team announced on Monday that they had signed Argentinian swingman and undrafted rookie Patricio Garino, which was just fine until you look closer at the whiteboard behind him.
That is very important whiteboard. It includes the names of potential trade and free-agent target
I think we all knew this was coming, but in a deep and passionate Skype session, Sirron admitted that he was Roo all along. I banned him, obviously. At least we won't have to see any more poop gifs.
Actually, as you're well aware, this is to preempt Sirron's yearly, "Lakers Sign X" April Fool's post. In related news, let the poop flow.