DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. OX1947

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    The Suns run the West? Run what in the West? The facade at the OK Corral?

    0-3 in the Finals in their history. Blew a 2-0 lead in the Finals after having the greatest stroke of luck any team has ever had by playing everyone in the West who lost their franchise players when they played them.

    This reminds me when that gutter trash Patrick Beverley was yapping about how the Clippers run LA.

    You have to WIN Banners, folks, to run anything. Last time I checked, the Lakers still have 1 more ring the last decade than both the Suns and Clippers have combined.

    Spare me the BS already. People need to use their brains inside of their buttholes on their head.
     
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  2. abeer3

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    so...their version of trash talk is "the suns are better than you!"

    folks: this is why you try to stay out of the lottery.
     
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    Nice to finish with a win at the end of this trip. It wasn’t pretty at times but the guys can go home and fill up with turkey, instead of being turkeys. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.



    Home court but not always a home crowd.




    That’s because they don’t know the Pacers are an NBA team.






    Chuck is the only guy dumber than Skip and at least he’s occasionally funny.




    He is, shooting 5-13.





    Don’t drink the cheap stuff then. I’m sure you can find something better, even in Indiana.




    I’m sure at first you were invigorated but in the end, still demoralizing.





    It’s more exciting then your team since there’s tons of Laker fans there.







    Clowns for the win.






    Need to give him a taller target….or contacts.





    We kinda liked it.




    At least you have experience.






    No dance for you and no soup either.







    There are no good losses.





    You can’t get no satisfaction- Mick Jagger.






    Oh he can definitely act. Just watch Bron wither around in pain on the court when guys barely touch him.





    Please don’t tell me you have Pacer underwear.






    I do too. I could start my doom early.





    So do a lot of teams.





    No welcome to LeBron ball.





    There is some history there.
     
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    Happy Thanksgiving Cookie. Wonderful as always.
     
  5. LTLakerFan

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    “Oh he can definitely act. Just watch Bron wither around in pain on the court when guys barely touch him.”

    Yeah. Sigh. While refs were looking at the monitors to see if it was a flagrant I was afraid they were instead going to penalize us for him faking the full frontal face hit.
     
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  6. Cookie

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    And that’s not saying much.





    Great football game. At least Laker fan won’t be crying tomorrow.





    Yes big 6 free throws differential.






    Yes, how dare you?






    Stewart went hungry. He might have to steal some Lakers Jack in the Box taco coupon to eat.







    That’s true.







    Maybe because it wasn’t a foul?





    Thanks captain obvious.





    Where they watching a replay of last weeks game?






    Please don’t mention Drummond. I still have PSTD from last season.







    Tell this to the other guys on your forum.





    I was thinking the guy had a porn mustache too.






    I didn’t see any naked players, so I guess they didn’t either.








    That’s because our beautiful defense was better than your ball movement.






    AD renting space in his head.







    Good for you. I think the Lakers are still looking for their lineup.







    Don’t call for references from our board. You won’t like the responses.






    Works for Vogel.





    Cade, at least it’s not Luke Walton.







    Jumping jacks?? 80 year old women in retirement homes do jumping jacks. Drop and give me 20……Byron Scott.






    You want fries with that heat lamp?






    Yep.
     
  7. LTLakerFan

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    Good stuff Cookie. You’re the MailDame in addition to the DoomDame …. just like Karl Malone … you always deliver. :rock:
     
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  8. abeer3

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    yeah, wasn't one of his plusses supposedly nba-readiness? he's definitely struggled early. he looks more like i expected doncic to look as a rookie, but luka just came in and kicked everyone's a** from the opening tip.

    lol, that was a discussion?

    well, sort of. frank's rationale for not playing reaves was totally bizarre.
     
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  9. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Some late doom.



    And you do a good job losing to all of them.





    Close 22 for Monk.






    Sorry buddy, your lucks not very good. I guess that’s why you’re a Kings fan.






    Don’t worry, nobody else is claiming them off waivers. I’m not even sure they could play in China.





    It’s called playing the Lakers. We always get everyone’s best shot.





    8-16 vs 1-7….maybe he’s talking about Buddy needed 11 more shots to score half the points, I don’t know.




    Nah….facts don’t matter.





    He’s going for a strike.




    We never run it, so I guess we don’t know how to defend it.




    Uh oh, Fresh snow better step it up. He’s got competition.





    Sure they do. Just find a toilet. Some place you’ve been in for years.




    That used to be our problem but not last night.





    Luke juice, I hate to think what that is.






    Looks good over here.




    Sure you’re the Kings. Nobody would be surprised.




    I wouldn’t be too proud. You’re still a Kings fan.




    He probably would have made it. He’s shooting well from there.





    How can you be peed off, when you are pee. 2 bathroom jokes in one night. I’ll show myself out.





    The only stunning feat the Queens are capable of.



    The league would be a better place because of it.





    Maybe you can make the playoffs there.



    Getting LaVar as an owner is maybe the only way for the Queens to sink any lower.







    Was it Drummond that was scared of the dark or was it someone else?



    Playoffs, you talking about playoffs…not the finals….just playoffs.
     
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  11. KareemtheGreat33

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  12. abeer3

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    i know it's tired (and it's worrisome that our players and coach seem to focus on it this year), but it's true. i watched the first few minutes of the kings/clippers last night, and the kings were just kinda sleepwalking and missing wide open threes. i guess they got it together and won, but they looked like they were going to get murdered by the george-less clippers at first.

    it was even more annoying when we were terrible, and teams still seemed like they had something special for us.

    not going to be able to get the "ballsack crown logo" out of my head.
     
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  13. Cookie

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    Always great to be the C Bags.




    Santa’s a Laker fan but you can get back into his good graces if you beat the Clippers tomorrow.





    Oh no he’s worth more than 4/84…..lol.





    Bananas??? Who hates bananas?




    Baldy beat you so bad you’re going to have to pay for his new hair plugs.



    Hope you at least had some good drinks.





    2 birds, 1 stone.





    Everyone who knows anything about basketball.





    Hater.




    No, he just isn’t that good.





    C bag fans complained nonstop about fouls even though they shot 29 to our 17.




    He was like Lizzie Borden and gave the rim 40 whacks and when he saw what he had done, he gave the next one 41.




    We needed it.






    He’d think it was a Krispy Kreme doughnut and eat it like Shaq did.





    Not THIS 3rd quarter.






    A reasonable C bag fan…..get out while you still can.





    I’m loving it.





    Washed like a brand new Ferrari and running your players over.





    Leave off the bit before the comma and you’ve got it right.





    Yes you need to win the Steph Curry lottery.





    Boston complaining like 2 year old as usual.





    Oh go to bed, you lose anyhow.





    Hey be thankful he didn’t stick out his elbows in the process.





    Donald will be so happy about the last sentence.






    Are you his wife?





    Glad we could help you out.





    I love it you green scum.





    Strap in.





    Yes but does he miss and hit the floor.
     
  14. Toklat

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    Ahh, there it is. Thank you Cookie, now I can go get some sleep.
     
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  15. abeer3

    abeer3 - Lakers Legend -

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    wait...they like schroder? ok...
     
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  16. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    He’s got a few detractors but overall the fans like him. I think it helps that his making so little money. Not sure they would like him making 20 million +.
     
  17. abeer3

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    yeah, he certainly outproduces 4.9 million, but folks were discussing getting him his 20 mil. um...no.
     
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    I just took those people as clueless. No way I’d pay him that kind of money now.
     
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    I came in specifically to have some of that Green Doom or breakfast. Thank you for such a grand delicacy, Cookie.
     
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    Those bums were complaining about the refs!? If it hadn't been for the refs, Lakers would have had a 30 point lead.
     
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