DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Here’s some doom from around the time in the 4th when they got the lead.

Better than a closed brick.

They have ice in their veins…like ice cold.

I didn’t know Ime was mic’ed up.

Just one of the many players their fans HATE.

Age before beauty or in Sengun case, ugly.

It will get fun in a minute but it will be over as quickly as it came.

Sengun is easy to hate with all his facial expressions.

And you will be the fools.

Hope you enjoyed while you could.

Maybe he’s up in a box seat with Kawhi watching.

lol. No wonder why you are a Rocket fan.

Wait a minute and that saying will have a whole new meaning.

It’s as real as a Gucci bag at a Bali market.

Too bad your team wins the most unclutch award.

Ummm.

Smart woman.

The only thing they should be watching is vacation videos.

He’s just drawing on the board because he likes a pretty colors.

There’s only one stupid in this situation and it’s not the Lakers.

IF, you talking about IF?

And you will be kissing that a** goodbye soon.

KD was right.

Same result, different team.

And you got the result you expected. Watch out you are going to out clip the Clippers.

Losers find a way to lose.

Team, coach, GM, owner…you name it.

 

I’ve got an early start tomorrow morning. So he’s a bit of doom and I’ll try to do some later.

Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars..

Your house is burning down and Rui has the match.

0-161 or whatever it is.

It shared lots of similarities.

I would have done the same thing if you told me the Nuggets were going to lose to the Ant-less wolves.

Both these guys need a change of scenery.

Ding, ding ding, right answer. Thank you for playing.

Going out in Rocket style.

Is that you LeBron?

Scott loves you too.

Don’t think you will be having any children anytime soon.

And always be losing in embarrassing fashion in a close out game.

Here’s a real, glass half full fan.

You’ve got a lot more sucked minutes in store.

1-10, not too far off.

Their comfortable move is s***ting in their pants.

Man, did we dodge a bullet there.

Don’t worry, it’s coming.

Think the free version of ChatGPT could have done better.

You answered your own question.

He’ll be Euro stepping his way into a team over there soon.

Doesn’t everyone.

Finney Miss lol.

One thing every Houston fan can agree. They all hate DFS.

They played like dog s***, does that count for the dog part?

You could have helped us out and just folded after game 3.

Nah.

They caught Hawkitest.

At least let them go to Cancun. Hopefully KD doesn’t have an international phone plan, or the burner
phone will be in full gear.

More like the Hawks.

Better buy a lot of sage. Kyrie can show you how to use it,

Felt like days.

That’s because you are young and dumb.

Smart dog.

Good call.

Got to save money where you can.

 

400 years. This wins the prize for longest doom projection.

The human victory cigar.

I just hope this doesn’t happen to us but I can’t say, I’m not scared.

KD is starting his burner phone account back up early.

Fans calling for panic moves.

Good thing KD’s not married.

You know there’s a cure for that.

Yep, a trip to Cancun.

Same record, same results. At least you have the consistency down pat.

Don’t know if you are talking about the team or your fans but it covers both.

Chin up, chin down or chin fixed, Lakers in 6.

Did they ever.

WMBA smack.

No need to send in your resume KD.

I don’t like KD but spending time with Sengun would be torture. Maybe KD can take him shopping for a man bra.

No first class either. Back of the bus.

How about KD being available for game 7 lol.

The trade was a joke but Houston fans are on meltdown. Funny most of them don’t want Giannis though.

Money dulls the pain.

And piss in their pants, they did.

The suffering is over.