DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Not much going on on Jazz land. They are just glad this season is over.

You wish.

No hugging the toilet required.

Yes but you actually wanted to win that game for seeding.

Guess he’ll be missed about as much as Gabe.

Rui says thank you.

Lots of fans think they are out of the weeds. This is the West. Nothing is easy here.

What else is there to do in Utah for night life?

You’re cheap, you’re losers…take your pick.

 

Here’s to the first of many playoff doom posts. I’ve still got a lot of doom to read through. I’ll do some more later.

Grandpa put your butt to shame.

Hopefully this guys not into the online betting craze.

We’d love to make it 7.

Rocket think DFS is useless.

Grab that fire extinguisher.

Put some respect on DominAyton.

DFS said if I’m sitting on the bench all of game 1, so are you.

This isn’t KD big foot team. No way you win a title.

What’s the opposite of Ox?

How about losing the game without Bronny scoring at all?

I smell a rat.

Watch out. He’s warming up his burner account.

I see you are a seasoned Rocket fan.

I’ve got 2 ham sandwiches I named Sengun and Sheppard.

You talking about practice, not a game..practice?

There’s only one him and that’s already taken.

Udoka ran out of fingers and toes to count.

That’s the spirit.

We were on fire.

Think where we’d be if cardio was out there….yikes.

Rob finally got his man.

I think if he loses this series, he’s out anyhow.

Locked into losing.

Rocket fans HATE their coach.

Ime you should really lower your voice while talking to KD on the bench. People can hear you.

How not to drive to balls and hurt your knee, class 101.

And Ayton missed his afternoon snack.

 

Hey it’s the playoffs. It deserves at least 4.

Giannis says no.

No it’s too warm there. It melts.

Hopefully we leave those new found plays out of next game.

Put away the brooms. Lakers bought a blower.

You know it’s bad when Charles Barkley is making sense.

He’d help her up afterwards.

Guess he’s not Clint Capela.

You didn’t have a player with specialized cardio skills to trade.

Maybe next game.

Oh stop whining, it’s only tire tracks.

Think what you would have felt like if you expected to win?

Keeping the tradition alive.

It was that extra clap that did him in.

Hey I’m on board with that. I hear Doc Rivers is available lol.

This guy is waving the white flag. Hopefully his team will follow suit.

Maybe they are just random dudes.

Rocket fans are REALLY quite down on their team in general.

Wow this guy thinks it’s a sweep.

Sign granny up then.

 

We won game two also. I wasn’t expecting that. Now let’s see if we can steal one in Houston. I will do a second helping of doom tomorrow. Getting late here.

Better recheck your math.

You’re getting trounced by a team missing 2 of their starters. I’d worry about that first.

Here’s someone who knows what they’re talking about.

Already waving the white flag after losing game 1. Way to support your team.

Might want to stay in jail if there aren’t any TV’s in there. That way you don’t have to watch us beat you there too.

Might want to check your horoscope. I think it will read don’t get overconfident. It will come back to haunt you.

Yes they do and not in a Knecht kind of way.

Ummm, about that.

Noooo, the world needs more doomers. I’ve got to have something to work with.

This game will not help your cause.

New day. Same s***ty team.

Is that you Sengun?

Smart has more heart than your entire team.

It is amazing.

I hope so. We could use the rest.

Smart was fabulous tonight.

I guess we can play defense when we want to.

Ayton says, want some candy little boy?

He’s got a lot of money he’s stealing from your organization for being a “coach”.

Yes seriously.

The only scrubs are wearing white and red jerseys.

They don’t want him either.

I’m glad Luke was put in this position because now he HAS to shoot more.

Not sure they can read either.

Not much of a chance of that happening.

You just say that because they’re both pale.

Well look at your leader. His prime punk example 1.

No KD, with KD, Lakers in 3.

1,2,3, Cancun.

Did you give your burner account to your mom Kevin?

Alpha beats beta every time.

Well he does have a bunch of players that play like sheep.

 

Second helping of doom.

Can he get Playing basketball for dummies for his players too?

Hey that takes skill.

Don’t tell Luka about the hotdogs. He’s chunking up on the bench.

Yes hope that you fire your coach soon.

Get it over with now before OKC really kicks your a**.

Why mess up a good thing?

How sad is it that you pine for Harden.

Our a** is better than your a**.

Udoka would have him clued to the bench. That’s offense. We don’t need that. Just defense and rebounding.

That’s why they call it gambling.

I don’t know. You’re shooting pretty cold. Can he learn to say, do you want fries with that?

Yes but how many burner accounts does it come with?

Hands off “Luka” Kennard.

I see no problem with that.

Life as a Rocket fan.

LA doesn’t want Ime either. Take him with you. On second thought, he seems like a Clipper.

When you have a shooter like Kennard, there’s always a chance.

Not sure Ime could even recognize him, he’s so dumb.

I like the Luka name better.

Getting proper sleep is important for athletes.

They already have the graphics loaded.

Now that is “The Process”.

Might work. He’s used to be creative to get his fix.

I’m sure all the Laker fans will give you theirs too.

Smart definitely had his hands squeezing the life out of your team.

I have to say this is a belief held by a lot of Rocket fans. Be careful what we wish for.

Make sure his shirt fits Ayton because he’s been stealing it off his back for 2 games.

Trading for Westbrook sets every team back. It’s a trend.

It won’t take that long. Just set a KD burner account alert.

And they would even need a Ginsu knife.

At least they know their way and won’t get lost.

Some things never change except what jersey KD is wearing…that changes a lot.