DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Always nice to Beat the Clips

@Cookie with the icing on the cake as she cuts up the posters

 

lol

omg all game long with the breathless: "no team this s***ty has ever gotten back to .500!"

who could possibly care?

 

Golden State of Doom y'all

I’m here at Chase for the game. I hope there’s not too many Lakers fans here tonight (I am guessing if we get Giannis you will all be Laker fans, all aboard the purple and gold band wagon)

so hyped to watch the dynamic foul baiting duo of luka and reaves (makes a change from your usual baiting I guess)

I'm just here to see refs cook. Love the whistles, reviews, and of course all the free throws, especially when they add commercials mid FT (get this mofo away from the Adam Silver focus group)

Was feeling iffy, but Chuck just GAR-on-TEED Lakers win, so we are looking f***ing golden (usually per gambling Charle's Barkley is worse than his bitely)

bronny james is out tonight, we can win (hmmph must have failed a nepobaby DNA test)

DeAndre Ayton's season has been "much discussed" according to Breen. Or did he mean much disgust? (posted for truth kudos)

draymond is gonna get in ayton's head so bad (or makes peanut butter out of his reproductive gonads)

Is that Jackie Moon or Podz shooting that pure a**? - someone replied - Bro how dare you make fun of late shot clock cocaine Kobe (the blizzard of Mamba)

what does melton have to do to get a whistle!!!! (you know how to whistle don't you, put your lips together and blow someone or put on a thunder jersey)

Yo I’ve been on the trade Draymond train all season. He’s not the reason why guys been bricking shots. Starting backcourt has been pretty rough. (fans have gone from nutcracker suite (sweet) to nutcracker sour when it comes to Green)

oh boy CAN WE PUT AL HORFORD IN (as naughty by nature said "OAP yeah you know me"

hank god ayton is soo a** (like Mana from teemu heaven)

Payton is our only hope! (GPJ SR says no Glove no love for you GSW)

Guess I can cheer myself up by switching to world news during the break … sigh (GEO-POLITICAL DOOM - YES!!!)

Ayton has the body of a Greek god and the mentality of my selfish undersized PG 2K MyPlayer (NEO-CLASSICAL DOOM - YES!!!)

GP is so good under the basket for his size (that's what she said meaning your small in a nice way)

what the f*** are these airballs (if you can't be Air Jordan be like Lavar and be airballs)

Austin Reeves becoming Christopher Reaves/Superman tonight? (the man of steals faster than a speeding Washington Bullet)

Only thing that loses to the Lakers' terrible defense is the Warriors' even worse offense (fighting fire with fire)

Why does Kerr hate size? WHYYYYYY (it was that punch from Jordan that did it)

Love how we are bricking at our own court in front of (mostly) our own fans (under every GSW jersey is the next hot teams jersey)

Aight imma smoke this 3.5 and listen to tupac see ya (sounds like some 420 BLUNT force trauma)

Why do LeBron and Reaves always give us a huge problem (samesies)

Now there are no young guys to blame, Draymond is exposed as overrated and cooked (lack of plausible deniability Doom)

Seriously its time someone in that coaching staff grew some balls and benched Dray for good (growing balls makes you vulnerable to the only thing Green can do now)

Have 6’6, 36 year old draymond as your starting center is also some kind of hell (Draymond always Greener when he is on the other side)

This is the one time I genuinely want draymond to get ejected (Bond style from a sports car surely)

why are we just chucking 3's bro (ah the great existential GSW question)

Summary, lots of hate for Draymond, Podz, Kerr as a coach as a man as a husband and a pet owner, lots of despair and Doom as the Fools Gold-en State Warriors huff on a giant spliff of reality.....

 

lol, lots of quality up there.

i'll say the same thing i said after the last warriors doom: i'll gladly take both podz and kerr off their fanbase's hands. though i do agree that kerr has maybe too much love for guard-dominate lineups. both he and rick carlisle really love to play 3 (and sometimes 4) guards. but both he and carlisle have been tremendously successful coaches, so...

 

Sacramental DOOM fresh from the fruit of the loom.

God i hate Russ… Why on god’s earth did we have to sign him (possible upper-management front office DOOM)

Westbrook already taking 1 legged jumpers im out (death on two legs, worse on one)

We needed Russ back so bad for the tank (A fanzer of the panzer)

Russ 1 turnover 3 bricks (Putting the Mason into the mason Dixon line - our Russ)

Idk if Russ is stupid or slow but he tries threading the needle into traffic with these d****** passes that ALWAYS lead to turnovers. (Russ don't make passes to girls who wear glasses)

Only the Sacramento Kings would allow 37 year old Russ to just play a full season out there like it's a summer run. (naming and shaming the hall of famer)

Most hilarious part was a Reddit thread on here of fans wanting Westbrook back next season for a “Veteran presence” . I’d rather jump off a cliff than watch him chuck shots. (he would turn Chris Paul into CLIFF Paul).

Im literally convinced that he is point shaving yo (Westbrick not just point shaving but manscaping yo! )

Ayton out here looking like Clint Capela smh (ironic DOOM lol)

Is lavine realy injured or its just for ethical tanking? (Lavine in the latrine to keep cistern tank regieme)

You haven’t been a kings fan for very long if you still feel pain… (Desensitised DOOM!)

Monk gave a sashay like he was Katt Williams right there (SLINKY DOOM!)

You ever hate something with a passion and defend it to the death? This defines a Sacramentan (Self-loathing DOOM)

Watching Lebron and/or Luka play is so god damn annoying (Can be)

I used to think they were throwing games but now I'm just throwing up (Bulimic DOOM)

The league needs to put a new rule that WB can’t play more than 10 minutes per game unless he’s scored at least 12 points in those 10 minutes (litgious DOOM, this has been a constant curb stomping of RUSS)

Timeout, Russ is fouling every possession, taking every shot, what do we do? (RUSS has found his happy place)

I feel like a cuck (Well Cucka doodle Doo - or don't as the case may be in don't empty your Sac Town)

We’re all cucks together (Cucks combined DGAF)

Youre beating a team so bad your little kid is going to check in (2nd generation DOOM!)

can we just keep the clock running in this TO (Temporal DOOM, definitely not Dame TIme Central in Sacramento)

And you guys wanted to trade Keon for Knecht (poor poor Knecht 4 getting roasted in the Sac thread)

SUMMARY - I feel like I was visiting a Wake. They ALL hate Russ despite his tank spankin' skills, have no time for Doug Christie and are just a sad little fanbase, oh and did I mention they hate RUSS! The Brickname has stuck with him here too. Just the nerve of a 37 year old HOF'er just shooting all the caps in his toy pistol at the cost of developing the rest of the team. VET LEADERSHIP he ain't baby.

 

serious question: will anyone sign westbrook next year? i feel like there's nobody left dumb enough to do it.

knecht would probably be putting up 20 a night there with the same results in the wins column.

good thing they got deandre hunter instead, though.

 

Just catchin’ up was out of town. Funny s*** man as always.