DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

doom post of the night

 

i personally liked the random shots at non-raptors related content.

 

I thought I had a bug on my screen… so stupid get that s*** out of the tv coverage

 

@Cookie getting ready for the game

 

i'm always a bit annoyed when big guys who can really score efficiently and demand double teams are enticed into the three point shot. i know the expected value of the shot itself is higher or whatever, but the effect on the defense and rebounding doesn't get properly quantified there. every time embiid shoots a three, it means nobody has to expend energy keeping his giant a** off the offensive boards. and he only draws one defender out there instead of two or three when he's around the basket.

this is one of the people who will later dispute the idea that teams get up to play the lakers.

it's going to look worse and worse over time.

lol

lol

 

…. or Philly fan going out to his car during halftime to come back in and take care of the drone.

 

Wind, weather and work has made me late to the Doom party but another amazing job Cookie.

 

Was that big shaker anywhere near you? Get your attention?

 

SERIOUSLY. So needlessly distracting. I was worried this was the new normal and I had just failed to notice earlier. Glad to hear I'm not the only one who found this obtrusive and annoying.

 

Mamba here with the Doom as we turn the SUN-day into a manic slum day for the Phoenix Team.

Let's go Suns...let's turn the fakers into barbeque chicken! Suns-Up...
(We are the Salmonella infected yard birds to their church cook out)

Looking for them to come out with their hair on fire!
(brought to you by the Michael Jackson Pepsi advert catastrophe)

I think we have brain fart Booker this game.
(a nickname straight from the shart)

The Grayson and Mark connection has officially developed
(not shipping this, they just need to get a room)

(Edited)

When the 3s are falling don’t come a calling! Daddy needs some new boots. Phoenix Suns are ballin!
(this man lost his house and business and his family gambling on this game)

Let's grow some lead (we did and almost died of lead poisoning tonight)

Soooooo Ayton seems to be having the game of his life. Grrrrrrr (that werewolf was sure pissed)

Luka red in the face. Stressed? (fool red Luka means DANGER)

I am surprised we don’t see more professional athletes crap their pants while playing (Paul Pierce would have to get a royalty per every Dookie)

Willams being a beast in the paint (This Suns fan has a degree in bestiality he would know)

Book is quicker tonight, maybe he indeed was banged up before (what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas)

Brooks gonna get a foul from the locker room at this rate. (probably when he tries to goose his teammates)

How the f*** do they let LeBron put his hands on a ref and no technical? This is b*******. (Lebron spends million on his body, swan lanolin softens his hands to gossamer softness)

Mafia needs this Laker W. Xmas right around the corner. (Lebron looks how they massacred your boy)

Dillon said nice flop (Dillon sponsored by Cialis and tiger blood )

Keep attacking Luka just like that. He plays worse defense than stephen hawking (He may have less D than Kaitlyn Jenner but he can still get it done SUN)

This games making me spill my shredded taco lettuce everywhere! (And he ain't talking about Mexican food)

Having dogs means you never have to clean up food spills. (he isn't either)

My dogs love tacos (see above)

These refs should be dressed like Santa Clause (don't give Adam Silver ideas)

For the Lakers. Krampus for us (fair cop nice comment from a Sun fan replying to the above ref post)

We are getting demolished on the board. (wait till you lurk on Lakersball message board)

Reddick challenged. The challenge was to the ref making a call against them. (apparently we have the refs in our pockets like so much change to quote the Godfather again)

Oso is eaten alive. (Luka says can-ni-ball? Yes he devours defences like tik tacs)

We might go the whole quarter without scoring. (DOOM MWHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA)

Ayton beats 3 Suns for the rebound (son-ing them all !!!)

I KNEW THEY COULD FREAKING DO IT. f***ING BELIEVE IT (warning Deez nuts are a choking hazard)

Sucks how many Laker fans make it to these Suns home games. Annoying. (We have home court in your home court ninety percent and lions share of MVP chants)


Once upon a time, someone did over $500 worth of damage to my car to brake into it to steal the sterio. The way I feel about tonight's game just reminded me of how seeing my car trashed after that made me feel. Just sick to my stomach after this one.
Thanks for that memory refs/thieves. (PTSD courtesy of the Purple and Gold).

The spread tonight was 1.5 (Lol Mafia Lol )


A BIT OUT OF PRACTICE, but holding the fort till DAME COOKIEcomes back. Suns fans hate the refs, hate their wives and lives and things that don't go bump in the night when they want it too. Hope I can get in a lot more DOOM as we head into the Holiday season. The season of giving BEATINGS and DOOM.

 

Great job Mamba You’re a Pro ….. stay ready on the bench, pay attention to where you can help the board here … and step up and deliver when Cookie calls your number.

 

If you add a little facts here, it will be even funnier. 1 Grandfather meaning LeBron should be sent off in the 3rd for dragging the referee by the T-shirt.
2. No one except the judges saw Booker's foul on LeBron
3. 2 seconds before the end, Smart and LeBron fouled Allen together, but the foul was given in favor of LeBron

 

The Showtime Mamba (TM) has a strict policy of not accepting unsolicited creative submissions due to legal reasons and resource limitations. Therefore; he does not send out "thank you for your submission" letters instead, he destroys such submissions unopened.

 

lol.

i think it's funny that the suns fans try to pile on luka as if he didn't snatch their entire franchise's soul for good.

 

From the Mormon Hills to your purple and gold. All the SALT from Salt Lake City.

Simple question - Are you a Morman or a Mormouse. Much whining about Laker whistles, Luka whines and the regular government cheese.

It's the Lakers. Ace will be fouled out in 10 minutes due to attempting to play defense. (I call foul with your 31/47 free throws)

f***ing Kevin Love goes for 60 (only if he is framed for multiple felonies)

Shut up Luka (uno reverse Luka magic makes the haters disappear)

Today i just waht to see the young guys. Let them COOK (this Mormon want more-young-men)

Luka was almost likeable, but the Lakers shirt just made him even more of a free throw merchant (You hate him because you (Deandre) Ayton)

Why are we good? (No D in Lakers this half)

some banshee in the nosebleeds shrieking at every jazz ft (that be the ghost of Carlos Boozer - holdat with Jazz/Laker bipolarity)

I wish Hendricks was a a good player (too bad your genie lamp is just Karl Malone covered in tinfoil)

Marcus smart is unbearable to watch, this guy wants to be able to play football on defense and does everything he can to bait the refs into calls (He has more balls than a PE department and more grit than Byron Scott in a sand dune)

Seeing Vando makes me miss the pre 2022-2023 trade deadline Jazz team (nostalgic saudade doom, he chewed off his shooting arm to leave you)

I f***ing love Keynote George. This kid is LEGIT (New film, look who's stalking too - smooth jazz edition)

Yeah, Keyonte is our guy. This kid is really good (Hearing his name reminds me of 'Silence of the Lambs' - i ate his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti and Chicken George from Roots)

44 free throws in a half is absolutely disgusting (wait till Southpark hears about it)

OH LOL they were showing the community ticket program, with the pics and names of the players...... and they spelled Markkanen wrong. (Gives him an excuse to demand a trade to the Lakers now)

Nurkic is such a legend for missing free throws on purpose to help the tank (the Legend of alopecia big foot continues)

Get Flip some points so we can have all starters in double digits and seven players total. (Wow check their stats, positively statutory)

What sport do you think Luka would play if he was athletic? (your grandmamma)

Love him or hate him, Luka is cold asf (Cold enough to refreeze the polar ice caps)

Free chicken! (free at last , free at last, oh God almighty free at last, a civil rights movement in a bucket)

ACE BAILEY BASICALLY TELLING LEBRON TO RETIRE (possible that was @ZenMaster )

Keyonte has that clutch gene ( Lebron has a Klutch gene)

Narrowly avoid the LeFuckYou 3 (beautiful fornicative Doom)

Yo get these f***ing Laker fans the f*** outta our building (somebody has to pay your light and heat bills for you)

Embarrassing crowd tonight (all that glitters is purple and gold)

 

Haters gonna hate
Luka got a good stats with the help of the refs although others players got victory for him, and he himself was in a minus, because he didn't play defense

Give 135 points to Utah without Lauri, this is elimination in the first round

 

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