DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Parsons has never seen a Thunder game?

 

Parsons NEVER played defense so there...(rolls eyes).

 

Way too close of a game but have to take the good with the bad….and this was bad. Not much material to work with tonight.

Dead jerseys?….. no those are just our usual injured players.

Almost and the moral is when you play to not lose in the last 4 minutes, a lot of times you will.

No, that was just your coach complaining for a foul at the end of the game.

Luka was just fat in the gut not shot.

He fell asleep on offense too at one for eight.

Hard to get anything going in 3 minutes. Takes that long for our “defense” to run down to the other side
of the court sometimes.

It takes awhile for the old man to get going.

Is his last name Knecht by any chance?

Yes you can and there was a chance….way too close of a chance.

He don’t need no stinking bonus.

Probably play better defense there too.

You got another brick in the tankathon.

Yes and it was probably 35 too many.

JJ would take 10 Maxi’s.

He was good at running his mouth and a walking ad for Breathe Right nasal strips.

Ahhhh, yes.

With a name like key, he has to open the lock eventually. Thankfully it wasn’t tonight.

Maybe they like donkeys.

 

Always great to beat the Clippers. Their fans want the whole team gone except for Harden and Kobe. They can’t wait till Ballmer gives Lue the hook.

It’s bad when the basement dwellers don’t even want you.

You have many problems being a** is only one of them.

That’s OK. We will just shine our spotlights in your eyes, because you’re street lights are broken.

Finally at clipper fan that tells the truth for them.

Not as many as Luka.

You were pretending for sure. Pretending to be NBA talent.

No wonder why you’re a clipper fan…. You’re just plain dumb.

Well, if you stop cheating, they might have some extra time.

Because you’re making every shot in the book. Don’t worry, you go back to sucking soon enough.

Fake team…..real loss.

Even the angels are Laker fans.

He thought Luka wouldn’t be able to see the basket with that nasty beard in his line of sight.

That’s where Reaves and Bron take over.

Not the NBA golden boy anymore.

Skinny fat a** is a new one.

Oh so now you’re admitting your team cheats.

You did, don’t worry.

He will be dead guy soon enough with his next injury.

What is this rare animal?…. An intelligent clipper fan.

Just another fan complaining about our supposed favorable whistle.

Luckily, you have enough toilets to get rid of that stain.

Because you’re the Clippers…. And the Clippers are going to clip.

Lopez is not a popular player amongst Clipper fans.

Should have just kept SGA.

Hey those peanuts really add some height.

Do you live in Mount Crumpit above Whoville?

He’s tired from planting trees.

And considerably more broken down.

Yes but is he outplaying Muscala?

Every team needs its own dead guy.

Good times.

You need to just blow it up and use those toilets to flush this team down the drain.

This is one time where looks aren’t deceiving.

Hey, it’s worth a try.

I wouldn’t. It would be embarrassing to get booed on the local courts in LA.

The need to change out the tennis balls for wheels on those walkers so they can get around quicker.

Chosen one 3.0…Maxi is 2.0.