DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Oof, skillet hands Brown

 

Boston has to live the fact that beating Dallas gifted us Luka. If Mavs won the series, there's no way Nico can sell this to ownership.

 

Lakers need to tie it up at 18 now as soon as they can. Boston can not win it all again this year. That is the last thing that needs to get done.

 

LOL

Mavs gave up 91 points in the 1st half to Cleveland yesterday.

LOL

 

What would be truly terrible for AD is if he is pressured to / feels obligated (too soon) to come back from the abdominal strain and re-injures it. He's already there in Mavericks fans' eyes as chopped liver and insult added to injury .... injured too. Yeah well it's even .... so's Luka and Kleiber.

 

hey we love our valley natives.

 

Let Cookie COOK!

 

They’ll be wailing about Luka, their future forever as fans of the Lakers little brother in the LA market and the beat down we just laid on them.

 

son of Jordan catching strays while LeBron’s hitting treys

 

OMG Cookie you were on fire the last half like DK getting hot for 8 in a row.

It’s like this team saw Luka was a Laker and gave up on the season and he’s not even playing yet.

Be afraid, be very afraid.


Lakers won the most groundbreaking trade in the history at the NBA. They will be in contention for the next decade. Sickening.

Look it’s a unicorn…. The only smart clipper fan that exist.



Kawhi plays like he’s LeBron’s age.

He wished.


Zu will powerbomb Vando if he wants smoke.

Just powerbomb some rebound.

Vanderbooty don’t want those palms bro.

Vanderbooty lol…..don’t get any ideals Harden. This isn’t a strip club.


Oh f*** off. Vando draining a 3. Just brutal man.

Vanderbooty 3.


I hate when Ty Lue Has got that stupid face on.

There’s a time when he doesn’t?


Kawhi, it’s Gabe Vincent and Reaves. Just go to the basket.

Any chance OKC gives us our pics back for Kawhi.

Lol and sure they will throw in SGA too.


I seriously have trouble understanding why you all are depending on Kawhi having a healthy knee to win it all. That’s like
depending on a tire patched with duct tape to take you to Vegas.

His knee is held together with duct tape, might as well use it on the tire too.


If you told me a 40 year-old LeBron would be making a 33 year-old Leonard look like an LA Fitness hooper, I wouldn’t have believed you. But I’ve seen it myself too many times. Kawhi is washed.

I don’t know what Ballmer sees in Kawhi. Please trade him already.

He sees a bunch of sunk costs.


Who is against a Kawhi for Durant trade.

The Suns.


Hold on, that was Bronny’s first 3 in the NBA. Oh brother.

He’s Bron’s son, not brother.


National media is going to dog us tomorrow.

Probably not, we’re not worth talking about.
You’re finally catching on. I know, clipper fans are kind of slow.

 

Cookie was en fuego here; it's rough picking my fave, but here goes:

Clipper fan:Lakers won the most groundbreaking trade in the history at the NBA. They will be in contention for the next decade. Sickening.

Cookie: Look it’s a unicorn…. The only smart clipper fan that exist.

 

More classic lines by @Cookie

 

Golden State is a Doomed State of Mind, as The Showtime Mamba guest cameos as Cookie is in absentia

A thread on the board was 'Trade thread who wants our bad players for their good players' (this ain't 2k son)

We’ve got to get off Buddy Hield. It’s just nonsense. (They don't believe in the buddy system)

How much of the Jimmy boost will Kerr lose before Jimmy even plays? (Isn't Jimmy Boost the name of his coffee, jimmy is destined to play crapaccunio for GSW anyhow)

Can we penalitize Steve kerr every time he plays 3 guards (The question is can he be fired twice - too soon probably)

Hey, we don’t have a backup point. I thought we’d solved that problem…..never mind. (Ah the Schroder's cat phenomena)

Post can be a weapon in a year or 2. (While right now he can be a tool)

Steph looks washed. Hope its just the thumb. (Draymond ungreen looks unwashed, hope he finds his box of tramp-o-shower wet wipes soon)

Wow Steph. Tough sequence (like the sequel to the human centipede)

Father time is undefeated. (until he faced Red Panda Acrobat in a contest of black olive oil Twister)

Wiggins was low key carrying this team. (employment tip, never be too low key)

No Kuminga No Butler we have no scoring besides a run down Steph (Damn Chef Steph serving up mac and cheese in a gym sock trying to keep his Michelin Stars by serving it to Quentin Tarantino on a Thursday in a cattery that has mistakenly been sent fifty fish - surrealism y'all)

LeBron on a high showing off for Luka. We need the ASB (AD crying as Kyrie deflates his collection of ornate and bespoke world globes - flattery will get him nowhere)

We are so bad defensively.. like where have we found these players that are bad both offensively and defensively (No invention = A no way player)

the spent the whole trade window planning one effing move
this organization is clueless top to bottom. (I guess the Butler didn't do it)

They should have told Steph we're rebuilding and gave him the choice on his future. This thing is over. (new career, mouth guard grill salesman or ... Ref Curry)

Does Jimmy realize what exactly he's gotten himself into? (No Jimmy corn CRACK and he don't care)

 

LOL the fans know what’s up while Lacob is pounding his chest.

“We’re light-years ahead of probably every other team in structure, in planning, in how we’re going to go about things,” he said. “We’re going to be a handful for the rest of the N.B.A. to deal with for a long time.” Joe Lacob, Warriors Owner