DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Not much doom. The Wizards are sorely lacking any fans.

Got to get it while you can, ice cream melts fast.

Squashing?…. more like squirming till the last second of overtime.

That’s pretty sad.

No we are used to dogging it against bad teams. It’s our motto.

“Loozma” want to be a big dog but he’s just a dog instead.

The sacrificing of a kitten must’ve worked. You made it all the way to the last second of overtime.

That was a terrible opportunity even though it almost went in.

Thank god we pulled it out. What a cluster.

And sometimes you drown in the pool.

We don’t love him like that.

Nobody.

 

He punked SGA instead.

You are not gonna win any hotdog eating contest at this rate.

You were in deep… deep s***.

Like Barbecue chicken.

What kind of job do you have in OKC, cow tipping?

It’s been happening for a decade.

We definitely have multiple identities. We are like a box of chocolate. You never know what you’re gonna get.

Not even close.

Well trying to stop the game somehow when you’re laying on the ground half the time.

Flagrant 2.

That team could make shots.

Was it watching your team scary enough?

Every cloud has its silver lining.

Dlo had more smoke coming out of his ear than when Swaggy found out about the video he made.

Hammer meet nail….because we nailed you big times.

I guess you’re sleeping like an 80-year-old who has to get up in the middle of the night.

Refs, refs, refs…. give me a break.

Keep trying.. Maybe in another 20 year, you can finally figure it out.

 

It’s the same situation as Bald Eagle. They think we overrate him and he’d be a nobody if he didn’t play for the Lakers. Plus they think he flops.

 

They got their a** kicked and we didn’t even have Bron.

Is it still embarrassing if it’s Dlo?

Too bad that Cav/Min OT game didn’t go on longer. That way you wouldn’t have had your heart broken at the end of this game.

Pat Bev has the brain of a goldfish.

It’s that green in your jerseys. That’s a very bad color in basketball.

Like a Thanksgiving turkey.

Lineup with Pat Bev, is garbage. They should’ve named him, Oscar from Sesame Street. He certainly
looks like he lives in a garbage can.

Good thing, you didn’t smell like dead fish.

Too bad we didn’t give up a first to get rid off this bum lol.

His only usefulness is picking up trash on the side of the highway. Trash recognizes trash.

When you’re hot, you’re hot.

You had a run and it went down your leg.

Dlo took your heart, soul and balls.

That’s because it’s brains at least 10 minutes slow.

Welcome to our past world.

You could see Dlo shooting from the moon and it going in tonight.

Not anymore.

Well deal you will have to do.

Red not really my color but it must be Dlo’s.

Doc sounds like a helium balloon with a leak. Nothing about him sounds smart.

God must have ice in his veins.

That’s not nice to say about Pat Bev. lol

He’s just preparing you for some of the dumb s*** that he’ll be rolling out come playoff time.

Don’t sport the watch if you can’t make it in time.

Instead of Dame time, It’s doom time.

After the playoffs you can donate your heart also because it’ll be broken and of no use.

Definitely bad timing on your part.

 

Not a lot of funny retorts tonight. Team fans aren’t stressing when they are missing half their team and still in the game for the most part.

Yes I had to look up NBW. Stands for non-bailable warrant.

I must have missed the quarter he made looked like a j******.

Better have suicide prevention on speed dial.

T-wolves fans really don’t like Dlo.

Don’t look at our coach then. He’s both hideous and dysfunctional.

You did well, all things considered.

I don’t even know some of these guys names.

Just don’t caress his unibrow. He doesn’t like anyone touching that.

She is really bad with the LeBron hero worship.

Maybe you never had anyone as talented as Hayes for him to lob to lol.

I guess LeBron is blinding the ref with the shine off his bald spot. They didn’t see what happened, so they have to call a foul.

We understand it. Just ask Ham.

Nobody obviously. That’s why he got 25 rebounds.

But not turnovers. Just come to the Laker bakery. We have any flavor you like.

And we needed every bit of it.

Tell me when exactly that they WERE relevant.

That’s easy enough since most people don’t even know where Minneapolis is and the people that do, don’t want to.

Titanic, You know that ship suck, right? Maybe he means gigantic.

I guess you need more Wolves.

Lol.

My eyes burn, sometimes watching our own team, even without the sawdust.

 

Rescued from page 2. Nice to have a no stress blowout game. It’s been a minute.

And what a finish….for the Lakers.

Thank god it only lasted 2 minutes.

This is never something you want to say in the first quarter.

Hope you enjoy our rest.

It’s usually us with the airballs. This is nice for change.

Good game for Max.

Bron could be his daddy.

Dlo was smoking but we will still take DJ if you throw in a first.

They don’t think much of Snyder. Especially playing his starters in a blowout.

He’s old but not that old.

His unibrow has special eye healing abilities.

You were done a lot earlier than this.

Things you never thought someone would say about our team.

We weren’t trying hard. You guys just aren’t that good.

Very strange move.

I can relate, but thankfully, this wasn’t one of those times for our team.

It’s bad when the game is over by the half.

It was ruff for the Hawks….woof woof.

I sure hope so but I’ve been fooled before.

I never believe the Hawks are going anywhere. No matter what their record is. It would suck to be a fan.

Going down in a blowout.

You know there are other shots you can take.

No team with Trae Young is ever going to be a great defensive team.

 

High scoring track meet. Pacer fans think they got hosed by the refs and more than a few fans are not happy with Ty.

Hopefully not the toilet bowl.

Is it bad that I didn’t remember that we played Indiana for the IST? Seems like so long ago.

AD was a monster tonight.

Reaves was great. Bron was a layup missing fool.

What is unfair is having to wade through hundreds of comments on game chats trying to find doom and finding nothing but
we got hosed on free throw BS.

Like I said, Quite a few of their fans don’t like Haliburton.

That’s a fair statement.

Does he have jelly in his bones to go with that?

Just like a Ghinzu knife. If you send him $19.99, he will throw in a few free throws at the line to ice the game.

Might??? I think you’d only get an argument from Slick on that one.

Quit already. I’m having flashbacks from last year being up 17 and losing.

Does seem to be a bit mental with him right now.

Lol

Clippers getting Westbrook back IS a break. Trust me, we know unfortunately.

 

No Reggie Miller is just clueless and likes to hear himself speak.

He’s a Laker at heart.

Great time to start a new tradition.

It’s called the Jekyll and Hyde sports fan phenomenon.

Until Reaves put on the afterburners and blew past him.

If it was EVERYTHING, you would have let us beat you in regulation.

Yes and now you’re his b**** too.

All that skill and still can’t make the freebies.

That watch is broken

Dame Dollar comes up a Buck short again.

He was too busy, choking himself.

Live by the chuck, die by the chuck.

Dame better get ready for those tire tracks on his body from Doc throwing him under the bus.

You left out the awesome clueless look of Doc Rivers staring blankly off into space when his team loses the series.

Welcome to the NBA, where anything can happen.

Couldn’t have happened at a better time for us.

You get a brick, you get a brick, you get a brick.

Playing pocket pool is something. Oh look, a gumball.

Just wait till you’re up 3-1 in a series. Then you will really see the Doc Rivers magic at work.

He saves those for his bedroom. Although he might want to use them on Bron when he starts chucking us out of the game.

That unibrow putting the fear of god into people.

AD sinks’em, Giannis blinks’em.

Should have kept Bud but you hired the Dud.

Actually I did too but then I got some Kuzmo mushrooms and that s*** does wonders.

Reaves time. We have a new watch in town.

Yes and so did everyone else on your team.

You never know.

Grass isn’t always greener but it sure is greaser now.

You should know, you’ve done it before.

Need to go to the Clippers new arena. They have lots of toilets to flush that down.

It’s not a career high but who cares….great game for Reaves. He really took over.

Doesn’t everyone.

 

Not many Grizzly fans so not much material to work with.

You lost and you’re still ugly.

Then keep looking away.

It’s sweet dreams for Laker fans.

All the best refs train at the Stevie Wonder school for the blind.

No he’s the Japanese Jordan.

He’s unguardable.

And Rui said such nice things about your Memphis BBQ.

No he just like baskets more.

Lol.They need Ja to shoot up the place.

What’s that say about you team getting blowout by us then?

The plan worked flawlessly. Even Ham couldn’t screw it up.

It’s like a dollar store Magic vs Bird.

Think you’ll kink will not be in short supply anytime soon.

Even the best of us fall for the “fakeback”.

I’ll never understand the attraction of non-alcoholic beverages.