DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Another win even though a tale of 2 halves. One great and one totally frustrating. As always, Charlotte has so few fans and little material to work with. A special thanks to @The Showtime Mamba for covering for me and doing some wonderful doom.

I watched the game and still not sure who this guy is.

He looked like Reggie Miller against us.

Unmolested fresh snow.

Bron knew. He’s been scouting him since he was in the womb.

30 points….are you talking about for the month?

Not sure most people even know Charlotte has a basketball team.

Yes he’s mostly roids.

We know it’s allowed but hardly ever do it ourselves.

But they are still cashing those checks.

I read this as blown layups at first and thought, yes that’s us.

Or the Lakers acted like they’d already won.

And our non-defending team almost lost the game in the 4th quarter.

Kobe never played for Charlotte.

If only he took accountability for other things he’s done.

Should be used to losing by now.

 

We have fake hustle, so it goes together.

 

The word is getting out.

Yes and we are on pace to score 200.

What’s his excuse the rest of the season?

That’s today’s NBA for you.

Solid is an understatement….unless you are talking about Zion stomach area.

Funny how the refs called foul just a minute later.

Minus the mouthpiece hanging out.

Because there are no four pointers.

He was smoking this game.

You must have missed when the buffet ran out of ribs.

Hayes thinks no.

Willie playing brain marble pool and Ham playing with “wiilie” for pocket pool.

We scored 87 points at the half. What is this defense you speak of?

Tried to get Zion back in the game but he hurt himself when the chair he was sitting in broke in half under his weight.

Yes all 10 fans you have.

Which is worse, turning you back on D or doubling on D and leaving guys wide open? Why pick one, when we can
do both. Sometimes in the same play.

Do run run run, a do run run.

 

Still excited to see a a** whooping?

Your energy produced 48 points, our 71 in the half. Ours wins.

You don’t even have a question.

How does you rhythm like getting its a** kicked?

Love or hate, there’s only one team that got destroyed tonight.

Even Sirron poop GIFS didn’t have enough poop to show what we did to you.

He was definitely cutting you up.

Even in “new math” that’s true.

The other half is on the court failing around just like the player.

Not a lot of Piston material to work with.

Pretty low bar. Even half worm can slither under it.

Smart man.

Pistons haven’t been in a lot of games all year.

As Mike Malone would say…who’s your daddy?

Hey, at least he’s tall.

Better to clean you eye with tears from you losing.

Players and praying that they don’t end up on a poster.

Yes.

And he never will be.

It’s called the Laker curse.

Well LA does have the good stuff.

Yes but what flavor is he?

Never got to 40 but it felt that way at times.

Rebuild the rebuild.

 

TONS of complaints about the refs. Their fan base hate THT and JC and want them both traded too.

Smart??….with both THT and JC, good luck with that.

And he killed you again.

Do you need a break from the NBA? Yours sincerely, a worried citizen.

Oh, it’s over.

Not as much as your ***hole from your Laker whopping.

Cry me a river, just not a Doc River.

Epstein Island???…ok, but we are a lake not an island.

How about the Utah Jazz and losers?

Not this isn’t a strip club and we are not Harden.

He’s HIM.

And the second half career high.

More like, flame out in the second half.

More like Taylor wish.

It never is.

He only needed two minutes to recharge his batteries to full.

Utah fans know all about lobotomies.

Isn’t that the truth.

It was 138, but I understand math is hard.

Have they been reading our site?

If you can’t win, at least be right.

Yes and it felt good.

Night night.

Danny likes his picks too much.

 

Had to recuse doom from page 2…never a good thing. Let’s hope it’s the last time of the season for that.

Enjoy your loss.

Only took you 20 years. Better late than never.

A blast from the past when the Spurs used to be relevant.

Not sure I’d say “playing”. More like trying.

Spur fans love them some Zach. lol with the Scalabrine smack.

Wait till you’re gifted another generational talent.

He’s been reading Bron’s cliff notes.

And boy are those towers tall.

It’s called losing.

Ballerinas have grace, Keldon just a big oof.

He’s baaaaccckkk.

Great??…he’s not even mediocre.

Spur announcers are bad.

He is tall.

It’s still a nice accomplishment even if Nurkic did it.

Maybe a stripper named Destiny.

Thanks for not running up his price.

 

Here’s some doom. If I get a chance, I’ll loo: for some more tomorrow.

You were slapped down, alright.

And that is Russ in a nutshell.

Bow Wow must have dedicated the 4th quarter to you because that was WOOF.

So glad he’s your problem now.

Just wait till the 4th quarter. You ain’t heard nothing yet.

Freddy Krueger would’ve been running away from LeBron in the fourth.

The only thing Kawhi is saying tonight is that creepy laugh.

Don’t do that, you will ruin all your new toilets.

You could do a video of the Lakers stealing your Clippers candy and post it. That would get lots of likes.

if you don’t like that you don’t like clipper basketball.

39 year old LeBron happened.

It was called the LeBron massacre.

They hate PJ Tucker….A LOT.

Clippers gonna clip.

Doesn’t everyone?

Don’t worry. We are used to Clipper choke jobs.

Let’s just say you didn’t survive.

He already played for them and they don’t want him back.

But I heard he was great. The Clipper fans actually hate Lue.

Like I said, they hate Lue.

The only thing Clipper fans hate worse than Lue is PJ.

Yes, that party of 1 is going to be disappointed when he wakes up.

You guys were definitely butt.

is that ice cream I see melting on the countertop?

I’m sure Ballmer’s got the good stuff. How else can you explain this weirdo?

And Draymond wasn’t even in the building.

It’s hard to wash that stink off.

Hello darkness my old friend….

 

He’s a little breakfast snack. Always great to beat the Clippers.

Play with fire and you get burnt.

We are going to need a divorce settlement from Ballmer. Our front office could really use the money to hire new medical staff.

It was a Ty Lue, out of timeout play special.

Rough is an understatement.

Not worse than the 3-1 choke job to the Nuggets.

What, you mean Playoff P isn’t the best?

It’s thank a bum today in Los Angeles.

Your confidence is about to take a dive as a clipper fan.

Toilets, toilets, toilets….. I guess Ballmer was really talking about your team at the time And not the new stadium.

“Laws” don’t account for LeBron going nuclear.

I’ve been told he is a great coach according to Laker fans.

Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

Don’t hire Ballmer’s shrink. He’s obviously not been able to teach him how to not show his emotions like he’s a 6 year old.

Get my Laker’s name out of your mouth.

Never lost with his starting 5.