DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Nothing like a good meal right before bed to be told that’s not healthy for you. LOL …. FO Doc …. don’t care when the Dame of Doom took the time to prepare it for you.

 

That’s funny

 

Can't wait to read this one Cookie!!!

 

Who are the Pelicans? Nobody thinks about you!!

 

“BI needs to show LeBron that he chose wrongly to give up on him.“

Is that you Meat?

 

I have a serious question for you Cookie :

Did the Pelicans win the trade ?

 

Gotta take a deep bow to your exquisite smack, Cookie. Kudos! Hilarious!

 

lol.

yes, now a guy who hits a lot of threes is hitting threes.

all the opposing fans who don't know reaves's game are outing themselves in these game chats.

 

They did the same thing to Caruso when he was a Laker, calling him a media creation with no game in effect. Twitter/X and social media is a cesspool.

 

A slice of Doom from the tomb of the Indiana Pacemakers having had a triple heart attack.

Why are the Indiana Pacers committed to being so f***ing boring? - Saw this as an article from a year ago

Pacers in 4 (That's right, hung drawn and quartered)

Suns fan here, rooting for you guys to destroy the Fakers (I think Stephen King called that 'The losers Club in IT) (They call us the Fakers cause we take the L and put it on their win/loss column)

I hope so man but every f***ing time we’re close to anything I swear this guy kicks it into a higher gear against us hard to be confident when he’s been consistently doing that to us for 10 years now (Preparing mentally for the loss, kind of like they do in life)

Love this term - it has some legs (so did the human centepide)

Let's conquer our Bron and Lakers demons today and make history. Leggo Pacers! (Lebron says Hell NO!!!!!!)

I've got Pavers +1600 tonight, which will be the perfect step towards Hali MVP at +7500. Let's get some crabs and make Ledouche pout fam! (this man now lives on the streets)

Win or lose, it doesn’t count in the standings. How about player stats? Also don’t count in season totals? Would it be considered playoff stats, exhibition stats or something else? (Reading this the Pacers literally are going through the seven stages of grief)

Any going tonight? I ended having an extra ticket since my SO cant make it and dont wana go/be out there alone :/ (She is either organizing a quickie divorce or cheating with a Lakers fan)

This is going to be a legendary Hali game.
I can feel it (more like fictional)

Pistons fan here, contemplating putting my name in the fan portal after 15 years of hot garbage with my franchise. My partner is from Indiana so I told her if the Pacers win tonight, I’m buying a Hali jersey and becoming a Pacers fan. Good luck y’all, rooting for you! (weird signs of interfan inbreeding common thread they hate us cos they ain't us)

This old Warriors GM is d**k eating so hard right now. I had no idea you could d**k eat like this on national television. There is kids watching this s*** my guy. Go to the Lakers locker room at least (Ick)

Boy, I just love tuning in for the game and hearing broadcasters fellating LeBron. (Glad I don't get the deep throat network feed)

Extra cheese and extra pepperoni, what a novel idea Shaq!! (Zion has a plan to stack a five pizzas like they are pancakes)

Who think AD will have a hood game ??? (It was ghetto fabulous)

f*** Austin reaves too (Nope not even my alleged and now proved bogus trade allegations can do that iykyk @LTLakerFan )

Austin “White Privilege Whistle” Reeves (@sirronstuff )

We’ve missed so many wide open corner 3s (And I thought it was Lavine that was desperate to get traded to the Lakers, showcasing the Laker fit)

“Lebron is playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers” the f***? (James Harden is probably playing strip poker at the club or dumpster diving for chicken and waffles right now)

The Reaves Formula:

1. Get in close proximity to defender;
   
   
2. Snap neck back aggressively;
   
   
3. Make this face at the ref: ;
   
   
4. Benefit with FTs (Reaves is getting some love for his flopping whistle attracting play style of play)

Glad we have Rick Carlisle making adjustments instead of Darvin Ham (@ZenMaster you realize if we keep going well Ham is likely the coach of the year winner?)

TAKE BUDDY OUT HES LOST ALL CONFIDENCE. (Pelinka should have given him a pep talk, he still loves him)

 

Lebron suffered a mortal injury and then went coast-to-coast with a layup on the very next play. (that's why he's our HGH Goat)

Lebron suffered a mortal injury and then went coast-to-coast with a layup on the very next play. (Holy origin story Batman)

Lights are too bright for buddy (Child proof lids are too bright for Buddy 'held back' Hield)

I was not aware that I hated DAngelo Russell but I clearly do. (He has that jar jar binks charisma)

Michael Jordan watches this little goofy Boy Meets World looking mother****** play basketball and can’t believe he didn’t get a whistle like this (Reaves for the remake of White Men Can't Jump)

"Bully ball" also known as "offensive fouls" (lovin' it)

Reeves is an anemic slug. I’m so tired of seeing him. (Way to go slugger)

Hopefully they move that lady screeching like a banshee away from the court (Nobody mentioned this, but she sounded like she had her own mic)

Dead franchise why can’t we ever f***ing do anything (Doom Muwhahahahaha)

Turner going to the locker room to cancel his Lego orders (Apparently Turner is a Lego enthusiast and wanted to buy some Lego with the loot or this is a filty euphemism I am unprivy to)

Get Myles off my teams. Hes absolute trash against any big that matters (Firesale)

Turner’s play today has completely undone all the goodwill he’s built up with me throughout this season. How much money did he bet on the Lakers? (the enema of my enemy is my friend?)

Did Myles swing by bellagio to put his 250k on lakers to ensure a payout ? (Not a bad idea)

Im not interested in that cup anymore (some would say the cup is not interested in you anymore Pacer)

Mathurin, Brown and Hield can take their f***ing uniforms off and stay in the locker room. We don’t need whatever you got tonight my g. Have a shower and whatever spread of food they got in there (yeah go and have a shower food party....wait what?!?!?!?!?)

If you go on Buddy Hield Wikipedia to check how many points in the playoffs he has scored in his 8 year NBA career it is the same as the guy who’s eating Korean bbq fried chicken and rice right now. (Kimchi for the win)

This s*** is so rigged for the Lakers. Sorry Pacers boys ('they can't make your threes go in bud')

This s*** has nothing to do with the refs. These dudes are scared as f*** of the moment. Missing wide open shot after wide open shot. Getting bullied on defense.(Today they were the Indianan Second Placers)

Pacers made sure to wear their best clown shoes tonight. Lakers dog-walked them. (Jesters before the King)

Halliburton’s crackhead lookin dads cocksure was looking a little silly rn. Really hope Pacers figure it out or Lakers run out of gas (The Lakers were electric tonight, the Pacers were hosers instead of hoosiers)

Myles legitimately doesn’t even look like he wants to be there. (Probably legitimately worried about psycho fans firebombing his family home)


FINAL ANALYSIS

Many other teams fans dropping in to say F the Lakers. The ultimate compliment

Quite a few level headed fans. This is because they don't have a bandwagon and are FAR removed from championship contention, I feel sympathy for them (no I don't)

Lebron has been a scourge and a destroyer of worlds for this franchise for over a decade and he is their John Wick (not an exaggeration he owns them)

Lots of fans turning on their own players (something no Laker fan would ever do - lol)

Refs are not popular

Commentators want to do unmentionable things to Lebron. They are also not popular

Self-loathing is ubiquitous, they are not popular with themselves

Reaves is growing as a star in this league from the signs of him not being popular (though apparently refs love him)

The Pacers players are all taking dives due to being in Vegas, and are gutless useless or aimless. They don't seem very popular.

Our cup runneth over in the land of Lakers.

VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well done Showtime and yeah you got my apologies both in the PM and the last post in Game Time …. it was @showtime24 with the wack AR, Christie, Hachimura and multiple picks for forgodsakes for whatever his hypothetical trade was …. and I was blaming you in Game Time tonight. I did the same thing to @FrontOfJersey22 about a year ago in Game Time for some fool that said the only reason Pau was even thought of as a good player was because he became a Laker. Ate crow and apologized to him in a PM too. You guys all look alike … sorry!​