DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Zoyd Wheeler

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    Cookie's smack on our win over the Clips alone makes Lakersball.com must-read site for Laker fans.

    All hail Cookie! So funny!
     
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  2. Cookie

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    I’m busy right now and will do the rest of the doom later. Here’s a little to tide you over.


    Your record was 4-4. You don’t need to be taking any team lightly.



    Short and to the point.



    Yes a mixtape of Milli Vanilli and The Village People.



    He was close on KD at 38. Bron will wait till Dec.15th on the other.



    Wait till KD goes down and see how you feel.



    He did have a mealtime. Even boxing out AD. I could understand if it was Eagle but Beal…..come on.



    Better than lose the game after a big lead Suns.



    South Florida HGH wins.
     
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    Dang, was just thinking of asking for a special edition of Clippers 0-3 with Beard and Russ doom.

    No chance even if I dig up the Jim Carrey gif?

    :Magic Brows:
     
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  4. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Sun fans hate Vogel and think he’s a bad coach.



    Being blind might help you forget but you’d still lose.



    I’m guessing you won’t be recording this and watching it again.



    Terribad….. I likey.



    Good pass…..wrong player.



    Gordon is just trying to be nice and hold the door open for us.



    What goes up, must come down.




    Bigger issue is healthy players… good luck with that.


    We will trade you some Ham for your Vogel. I’m sure you will like Bacon.


    Don’t complain, we had Westbrook. Nobody’s worse than that.



    Vogel had to die for this. Poor guy.



    Considering how bad he’s been shooting so far, I have to agree.



    Vogel is playing chess compared to Ham’s checkers.







    Is he related to T-Rex arm Randle?


    We have Scooby snacks in LA, Vogel.
     
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    I’m in the process of moving. I’ll try if I get some extra time but no promises.
     
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    Are you moving to Alaska by chance??
     
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  7. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    No but did go on a cruise there this summer. Very pretty but way too much open space for me.
     
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  8. Toklat

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    My favorite part. Don't have to see anyone for weeks if I don't want to...lol.
     
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  9. Cookie

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    Here’s some Clipper doom from the Mavs game. I’ll try to find more Harden doom later if I have a
    chance.

    The team must have not seen Twitter or maybe they didn’t know it’s now called X.


    Door dash must have been out of crow. He’s a bag of s*** instead.

    Just Russ being Russ.


    Wait for it……..

    How sweet it is.


    Mavs announcers said the problem is Harden and had a great 2 minute tirade.



    Mental toughness of soft serve ice cream.



    And that could be the problem.



    This fan has a thing for Powell.



    Never admit defeat. He can flop his way to history.


    Yes he is. He loves counting his toilets whether they are in the new arena or playing on the court.



    Tell us how you really feel.


    How long to after the playoffs?


    I tend to differ after losing playoffs being up 2-0 but keep on with your “did we quit after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor” speech.


    Said James Harden at “his club”.



    When the going gets tough, the tough go to get weed.



    You know things are rough when driving in LA traffic is a better option.



    Not if Powell is playing.



    Dogs are too good to be Clippers. More like a rat.
     
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    Thank you … thank you … what a wonderful pick me up in the morning. :) :) :)
     
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    lol, solid.

    i always call him tyronn auerbach, but either works.

    lol
     
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    Here’s a bit more from the Clippers.

    Clipper fans know pain but maybe this subject is too painful for them since there was only 1 answer.


    That’s the only kind of leading Harden is good at.



    I heard they all chipped in for a solid gold toilet and he’s in love.


    Wait till that “leader” Russ has to come off the bench.


    Westbrook, come on down.


    Maybe he can shave off his bread and you would think he’s someone else.


    They would lose money on that trade in thing they had going on with jerseys. Don’t know if they do that anymore.


    Only strippers can tell him that.


    Slick says, them are fighting words.



    So you’re a closet Clipper fan because I’d be embarrassed to say they were my favorite team.



    Is it hate if it’s true?
     
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    "I heard they all chipped in for a solid gold toilet and he’s in love."


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    You can be a homer and try to find excuses but that doesn’t change the fact that Harden has been the common denominator
    in multiple s*** shows. The same can be said for Westbrook, who has failed as the primary option every single opportunity
    he has gotten in his career. And if dare look at his playoff record/stats since KD left, it’s pathetic.



    Slick says, them are fighting words.

    :ShaqOh2:

    :Byronfistfight:
     
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    Soften and Brick with their 3rd go around. We all know how this is going to go.
     
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    lol.

    i really think the clips need to move harden to the bench and give him the full houston role (you're the system) during those minutes. can his ego take it?

    russ was junk here, but i see his fit with the clips' starting lineup. use harden as manu; bench russ in crunch time. that's the way, but...yikes on the psychology.
     
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    Damn abeer let Ty pick his poison.

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    There will be negative repercussions to the team chemistry no matter what he chooses.

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  17. abeer3

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    it's nothing the perfect lovechild of phil jackson, pat riley, and gregg popovich can't handle, though, right?
     
  18. KareemtheGreat33

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    Ty Lue would have won us the 2020 title that was the narrative :giggle:
     
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    "Slick says, them are fighting words" is my all time favorite. I had to take off work. Couldn't quit laughing...lol. Cookie you ever come back to AK it is King Crab, Halibut and any kind of steak you want.
     
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    We won, but man we make it more painful than we should.


    Even the Blazers fans are making fun of the Clippers.


    2 for the price of 1.


    I hope he writes a book.


    We sure didn’t seem to want to be there near the end of the fourth quarter. Except for AD who loves spending a lot of time on
    others teams courts when he falls down.



    The only piss going down is on you leg.



    Nope.



    Drooling is unbecoming, even for Blazer fans.



    Like an Edison bulb.



    We’d have worse 1st quarters than we already do.


    3’s are off the menu tonight.


    Scam lol….Now you know how Laker fans feel when our old players play against us.



    Because we got lazy and refs did help us some.


    It felt like that many.


    Yes every time we yell it.


    Sweet 16.



    All of the above.




    How come we didn’t get any?

    They either don’t watch or don’t understand.


    I wouldn’t even trade Ham for him.



    It’s long a painful.
     
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