DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

who were they referring to in the second sentence?

 

peja's airball in game 7 will forever be etched into my mind

 

oh i knew, my question was rhetorical. i mean, they're overachieving at barely over .500. i get that it's way better than, like, every other kings team for the past 20 years, but that's...yikes...

 

After this Doom laden loss the Memphs fans are bound to be Grizzly.... Quite a healthy amount of comments for an appropriately RABID fanbase.



Perhaps me and Lebron are not so different (It depends, does Sirron like you?)

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Dillon could learn a thing or two about shot selection from Westbrook (lol)

We have 23 offensive rebounds to their 8, we should be up by like 140 points (We are also playing keebler elves and hobbits)

SHOT CLOCK

VIOLATED


I wish the league would do something about the hack a Shaq fouls. It just slows down what could be an exciting game (Adam Silver has commented that there have been 0 fouls on Shaquille O'Neal this year so once again NBA has triumphed)

How is LeBron so talented while being one of the biggest b****es in NBA history (spoiler alert this will be the title of his autobiography)

Easily the worst half that Ja played this season, that was ugly, thank goodness we are playing dog**** lakers (You will be doing the John Waters Divine Pink Flamingo at the end of this game)



DB please dont piss off that old man (old man bron gets cranky)

How tf are we so cursed on 3pt defense (did we finally pass on the curse)

We about to win by 30. Piss us off, we love it (go buy a thousand lottery tickets and lose everyone)

Wish stevo would KOd Shannon right there in front of everyone (NBA cares future segment)

Thomas Bryant looks 50 years old man (what can I say with the name and fake id he catfished himself into a contract)

Who tf are these lakers bench players (Good question I would say present or future Klutch klients or present or future Rambii.)

This is a good old shoot out... but with stormtroopers. (stormtroopers make everything better, well except maybe WW2)



It’s Patrick Beverly. He does weird s*** to get under peoples skin every single game he’s ever played. (including the Lakers fanbase)

boy has ja been a** (between a**, s*** and dog s*** we have a trend here in the thread) terrible half assed half by ja

Sharpe is a roided up maniac. Can't blame Tee (You wouldn't like him when he's angry)

Lebron can jump out the gym at 38 and still walks like an old man (one causes the other)

Yes we are also lucky the Lakers suck d*** at crunch time (must be confusing us with the Memphis Yo Mamas)

 

We haven’t hit rock bottom. We have the drill and the spelunking equipment with the floor map of Satan‘s wine cellar in hand.

How bad can it be if there’s a wine cellar?

 

Sweep the Spurs!

 

I need to feast on some DOOM tonight!

Been hearing all year from non-Laker fans how untradeable Russ was, how delusional Laker fans were for thinking they could get a decent haul.

And specifically I found the Jazz fans the MOST obnoxious! So far I’m reading a lot of them very upset about this trade, and that makes me so happy!

 

Feels sweet to see the Jazz reporter at the forefront of some of this reporting have to eat crow

 

Doom and Anxiety reigns supreme in the land of the Golden State Worriers.....

This is the s*** that pisses me off. Literally EVERY other team gets ticky tack fouls on drives except us. (oh our AD bleeds for you)

I can't believe I've wasted this much of my night to watch another 4th quarter letdown (guessing you weren't doing anything better, you could have looked out a window and watched life passing you by)

We should be blowing these Lakers. Smh. (fellas form an orderly cue)

At some point Klay’s gotta pass lol, this is crazy (Stephon Marbury didn't get a statue from passing (spoiler it was from eating Chinese Vaseline)

f*** another flagrant?!

That was hella awkward lol not the girl but just how forced it seemed lol (like they had a gun to her teddy bear) espn just zoomed in on her face wtf

How bizarre would it be to sit next to people literally having a conversation ABOUT YOU 6 inches away and you have to pretend not to hear any of it? Or maybe choose to pretend? Anyway it's bizarre. He's a human being, not a god. (he makes trade moves in mysterious ways)

Get everyone in the gym. Practice layups. (I swear this looks like our game threads from this season sometimes)

Reaves is a whole a** b**** (I think GSW has a pimp/fan posting now)

reeves is talented at flopping (He was scratched by Lebron and it turned him)

klay shot us out of this game. (If you hate Klay you may just be a GSW fan, I knew someone who met him and he seemed a solid decent guy)

If the Lakers take the Warriors play in spot, im going to be sick (every win rams a finger down your throat)

how can you blame poole when every time Klay touches the ball it turns into stone? smdh (GSW motto we f***en hate Klay. Did Klay also touch Kwame's hands and Roberto Duran's hands at some point and turn them to stone? Kind of like King Midas meets Medusa)


Poole’s pathetic defense is some of the most embarrassing s*** in the NBA right now (like his D is made out of Kuz's pink sweater and carlos boozer spray painted hairline)

Y'all love to blame Poole and he was the only one doing s*** in the 4th (GSW hate Poole too)

klay is the reason we lost today. He was horrible. Missed like 8-9 shots in a row in the 4th quarter. Just terrible performance by him in 4th. (wading through this is starting to make me hate Klay. Yeah f*** klay)

What happened to Klay? He used to be so money. He became Lou Williams.

Easy win if brick and lebrick were playing they're so much better without them (our secret is out)

Don’t know why it disgusts me so much seeing Draymond being all buddy buddy with the Lakers/Klutch Mafia (please don't let him become a Laker)

Do they have no pride? They are happily hugging and smiling while greeting Laker players. (yeah they should have totally shanked and kermit washingon'd our players)

 

Starting the week off with an L. Great. (Have a great Laturday)

I see Jordan Poole and think we did we give you 4 years 80million (that's nothing we traded for a 47 million pile of westbricks, and in a year we had demolished the staple center and all we had was a crypto dot com areola).

“I asked for these tickets like 3 months ago” imagine being so rich you can ask for court side tickets just like that. (poor little rich girl)

Oh LAWD they givin Klay space (There is a lot in this comment)

Danm I wish we got Vanderbilt (you didn't get him, but he got you)

Girl's dad is definitely a billionaire CEO and probably owns a dozen of her own horses (always gets me like these kids got the front row seat from a radio competition or collecting pop bottles and doing a paper route)

How can this game even be close? The f***ing 13th place lakers without their best player and 3 players who joined the team yesterday should be getting blown out! Klay, Dray, looney, Wiggins should be plenty to get it done without Steph. Embarrassing effort… oh and Poole continuing to be nothing more than a streaky scorer who shows up once every 5 games (ah the smell of doom and rising cortisol levels)

Wait. Who were those kids? Why did they interview them? (they are the voice of the future and the pocketbooks of their parents, and it was compensation for them not getting a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory)

Vanderbilt: $4M and healthy. Noooo…gotta go get GP2 (all about priorities)

Analysis, GSW are pretty glum, no Steph, the sky might not be falling, but the bandwagon is tilting and a lot of fans are mad at Klay and Poole and Draymond and Kerr.

 

lol

 

Well, Klay did shoot horribly and it did NOT help their cause but AD shot equally horrible but we still found a way, with 6 brand new players.