DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Great job @The Showtime Mamba. Thanks for doing doom while I was gone.

 

Not a lot to work with. Denver fans just aren’t very funny.

No, no and no….0-3, you should be a shooter for your team with those stats.

There was definitely fraud on the court but it wasn’t us. I think he was a two time MVP.

I don’t know about 17 Russ but he looked much better then 2021 Russ.

Oh no, he must have a Nunn special bone bruise.

I don’t know what that means but it must be code for blowout lose.

There’s a reason no team has offered him another coaching job.

AD upped him one and beat him while sitting on the bench.

This is true unfortunately.

He’s the white Mamba.

Where Byron when you need him? Guess he’s still in the foxhole.

Like clockwork. Don’t you love something that is dependable.

Speak for yourself.

Bryant for MVP. Or at least he outplayed your MVP.

He says he loved defense, not that your team plays any.

Or you can be Golden Nuggets and melt down and we can sell you off to a jeweler to make a ring.

Not every bench can have a white guy and Thomas Bryant.

Bryants says, how do you like me know?

This needs to go into your sites Optimism thread.

Real, fake ….I don’t care. We just need the wins.

Is copium helium that you breathe in to cope?

Well we did beat you twice. What’s that say about your team?

Just another fan blaming the refs. At least come up with something original.

I thought it was the earth.

 

Not healthy with cirrhosis of the liver either.

About half that but it felt like more.

There was play calling? Looked like a bunch of freelancing out there.

The only paint action was that halftime speed painter.

I forgot all about the Clarkson thing.

Every bad shot, deserves another.

KP couldn’t find the paint with Google maps.

He hit 2 instead.

It’s really a shame he’s so short and can’t try to score from anywhere else, like the painted area.

They won’t want it after they see you s*** in it.

Unless it’s a magic potion it’s not going to help.

How low can you go?

He was too busy buying oversized pink sweaters.

Just wanted to show you what paint was.

Yep and definitely not worth a bunch of picks.

Got to save up his energy for the girls in LA.

And sting like a bee.

Yep, missing shots just like he used to.

Kuzma loved in Washington also lol.

They were just as good as his dunk for the win.

Thanks for taking pity on our old guy.

 

First you have to catch the Laker butt and you are moving way too slow for that.

Guy must still be hallucinating from the eggnog and seeing Santa.

He’s a senior citizen, it’s elder abuse so they’re going to call it.

Yes his 7 points were smoking.

You can’t have our scouts. They are the only only good part of our organization.

Well yours are a lot more expensive.

I’ll give Bev his props. He had a good game overall.

That’s some positive thinking….just be the ball.

Old was last season….we’re just a** now.

Too much eggnog, not enough shooting practice.

Because he’s not the 10th man and nobody knows why….other than Ham.

You know it….and he missed it too.

That was a great play by Westbrook.

I wouldn’t call Bev a classic. I’ve got a few other names though.

Bron and Russ shoot from too far out sometimes but Neptune is a little exaggeration.

Tell us how you really feel.

I bet you did.

Ham is rubbing off on your coach?

Now you’re quoting me from the game chat.

You got the wrong Bryant.

We might be able to let him go for the right pieces.

You look forward to watching the Magic? You need to get out more buddy,

Nah they already have Dwight.

More like a turd but close enough.

 

You are lucky Lakers fans come to your game. No way you make money otherwise.

It’s the only thing your team is impressive that.

Must have gotten a new one for Christmas.

And you’re just figuring this out NOW?

Because we stink too.

No you just can’t shoot.

Well, a fart can be very FOUL smelling.

More like suicide watch.

Charlotte fans don’t really like him.

They’ve got a stench, whether your team was good or not.

Don’t break my heart, my achy Breaky heart.

More like he traumatized us.

You have to make shots to be with the Globetrotters.

Let me ask Pau Gasol.

Well it is a Hornets game, what did you expect?

Now that’s funny.

 

That bitter taste is replaced with the Dennis, how’s my a** taste?

Your account is now overdrawn.

What was that you said Jimmy?….thank you sir can I have another.

You forgot Dennis…..but you’ll remember after tonight.

Both had nine points, but it took Herro 14 shots vs 9 for Nunn.

You can pay him with FTX funds.

And we are sending you team back to Miami in body bags.

It’s hard to do, but somehow you accomplished it.

I don’t know, my soul is fine.

Have you been reading our board?

He was LeBron tonight. Even tightened his laces after he rolled his ankle and kept playing.

Tell Riley to give us a call about trades.

Maybe Butler will hook him up with some of his coffee in prison.

They had some help…but, yeah.

Bum ankle beats bum team.

Dennis was definitely playing over his pay grade tonight.

 

As always, not much going on on the Hawks boards.

Definitely not when it comes to contracts.

Trae 2-8 and Russ 2-4. It’s bad when you star shoots 3’s worse than Russ.

Kind of depressing to think we have the same record as the Hawks.

Vegas just got confused.

I’m not sure you can ever hate Trae Young enough.

What game was that? Because it certainly wasn’t a whole year.

Discussion about what, Luka rules vs Trae.

When it’s right, it’s right.

It’s better not to know.

Your team definitely needs something.

I’m definitely a fan.

Fake come back, we Laker fans know it well.

Some people just got their Xbox for Christmas.

Pretty low bar there.

I was shocked too …..it’s alive.

And he got paid big money for that. Of course, hawks players do too.

Just fire your Twitter PR people when you fire Nate.

 

This was a great game. If you didn’t watch it, you should at least try to catch the last 10 minutes.

Step aside Steph and Klay, Bryant and Dennis are the new guys in town.

Yes, we ended up shooting a lowly 42.9%.

You are all witnesses.

Is that Lawler’s law adjusted for current inflation?

Good thing Vegas has all those slot machines. They can still make money off those.

Oh you mean where you live?

I guess you should I listen to this guy instead of telling him to shut up.

No, it was a long night because it was nothing but a free-throw contest.

Is this Mike Brown’s burner account?

Soft enough to squish your a**.

Well, he is dead in dog years.

What the hell does this even mean? You guys are lollipops, because people suck on you.

Ohhh a Luke put down. Yes Luke, I am your father.

No player willingly goes to Sacramento unless he’s bound for China otherwise.

Thomas Bryant is the man and don’t you forget it.

Nothing last forever.

A wonderful inbounds play call by potato head.

Go ahead and blame the refs the rest of your boards couldn’t stop. It was like every other word.

Our pathetic team was missing half it’s players and still beat your bum a**.

He’s aging backwards.

Best minimum signing in the league.