DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Oh there’s some beauts in there from both sides. Will have to revisit. ​

 

? the only youth we "gifted" you was in street clothes.

anyway, thanks again for the ring. enjoy being happy about finishing 7th.

 

There were tears in NO that night

 

Are you ready for the DOOM!

KD cannot compete with AD in the post. AD was killing us (They call him the street clothes assassin)

How the f*** does this game prove that? My god, Kyrie stans would have to be the biggest group of f***wits I’ve ever seen (such a big group they are being pushed to the four corners of the Earth)

I think he was hung over like the rest of the team. He played 14 min yesterday, and wasn't on the injury report until one hour before the game. - Ben Simmons. (I don't believe this, I heard he went to a 21st birthday was offered twenty one shots, but wouldn't take a single one)

Patty: 1/6 and 0/4 from three (Give him three more years and the same percentage and Rob will be signing his (comparatively) short a**)

It isn’t embarrassing. The team is tired and we are missing Ky, Ben and Seth. Literally 3 of our 4 best players. (Missing KY can certainly cause some raw results)

Was a trap game. Don’t think too much about it. (I hate that we are now in trap game status)

Holy s***. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the f***ing f*** are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a f***ing breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Quinn Snyder to be coach and fix this broken team. I cannot f***ing deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought we were defending well recently???? This is so f***ed. (This is too good not to fully quote, and a little bit scary too)

My wife left me again and she took the kids and the KD jerseys (Again?)

Just smashed my TV in rage. This team is embarrassing me in front of my entire family. My 2 children are in tears, scared of my rage as I pace around the room trembling. I can’t take this anymore. (Some of these fans need to be put under New Jersey Nets and taken to Arkham Asylum).

 

Great job @The Showtime Mamba

 

Nice job Showtime. But how did you know Cookie wouldn’t have her’s in usual time frame?



What have you done with her??

 

she let us know she'd be on vacation



so suspicious. Always starting crap.

 

Motor City Doom - a stab at fistin' the Pistons.

At the risk of causing a losing streak, I'll be at this one too. (Nice one Jinxy Mcloserface)

They asked Casey if he was worried about his players staying overnight in LA and he said no -- because most of the roster is too young get into a bar.. (I found this kind of wholesome, they probably just stayed in their hotel freebasing crack cocaine from a trucks tailpipe)

Iveys worst night as a piston (I thought that would be the first night as a Piston, like entering Shawshank prison for the first time).

lebron found out killian was in the lineup and he bowed out rather than face the french connection (Well Gene Hackman was in Hoosiers as well as the French connection)

Well that was a less than ideal showing. (Who needs ideals in this nihilistic kaleidoscope of soul devouring apathy amirite?)

Tankbowl tonight It's not a tank if Lakers don't own their pick

Game of the year s*** fr (Very gamey 't'would seem)

Pistons fans better be scared, they're about to see why we're 3-10 (Halloween is over, and so is your season)

If the Lakers lose here tonight, I dare say Pelicans may as well crack open a cold one and celebrate a top shot at Webenyama or Scoot (You can re-use that comment for the next 20 games I think).

didn't like that singer at all holy (That singer was bad, like Carrie at the prom bad).

Dennis Schroder season debut tonight? (Get your memorial a** wipe as you exit the arena)

4 guards and AD, such a weird lineup (If you know you know)

The baby has been rocked GODDAMIT RUSS STOP ROCKING THE f***ING BABY (The case of Russ vs Protective services, rock a baby but never James Bond a baby, it should not be shaken nor stirred)

Pat Bev is allergic to making buckets this season (If he was in KFC the Colonel would be out of business)

none of the piston centers can stay on the floor (They should take lessons from Roy Hibbert or AD).

f*** these refs man this s*** is f***ing disgraceful just let them play. (For f***s sake won't you please think of the f***ing players!)

pat bev is certified trash, cannot believe you r/nba nephews try to argue that hes better than caruso and absolutely clowned trudell for saying that caruso is better (He has passed trash and is moving onto biohazard or nuclear waste)

Russ f***ing sucks (but the Pistons swallow)

Alec Burks is the most unremarkable player in the NBA. (half man, half unremarkable)

Pistons time (Could not get back to that time with a Delorean and Isiah Thomas driving it)

This is some trash a** basketball (That's why we play Pat Bev, it's called matching personal to play)

Russ putting on a passing clinic tonight (better than when he put on a freemasons' convention with his bricks)

Gene looks disgusted (Gene had literally no emotion when I am pretty sure he has never watched a game of basketball in his life)

They knocked his tooth out you goddamn moron-- Somebody better slip 50 cents under his pillow tonight. (who would want a washed up gangsta rapper under his pillow, is he a dentist?)

Why does Dwayne Casey stand like he's taking a s***? (Because he is used to teams beating the s*** out of him and his team)

 

…. one of many, great job ST

 

I like the taste of Spurs doom best. Yummy and extra filling.

 

i was saying this in the summer when i saw their roster, and then they came out winning, so i was like, ok maybe not.

but i was right. you can't roll into the season with tre jones and literally zero other pgs and not expect to struggle.

i know everyone thinks rob not moving russ was the worst management of the offseason, but the spurs not finding a way to use their cap space creatively was a major fumble, too. these two teams should have worked together, as cookie suggested.

 

Nice Cookie.