DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Juronimo

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    Imagine Boron coaching the Jazz. That would be must see TV.
     
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    Lol
    Dr. Slaughter could be The Coroner of The Crypt.
     
  3. The Showtime Mamba

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    From the depths of the second page, comes the original heart of darkness. The bleakness, the wolf cry howl of despair that is yet another franchise needing a hug as they face the existential crisis of losing to our unstoppable purple and gold and becoming just another vanquished opponent in our storied franchise. In today's episode we have the Golden State Warriors losing to the unstoppable might of a heat checking 3 point sniper lebron who takes charges, a vet who has stayed melo and a DJ who set records rather than wrecks them.

    goddamit this game pissed me off more than any this season

    (I hear this in the voice of South Parks Cartman and can't unhear)

    Getting completely outworked on the glass. Someone please box out!

    (Feels like I tuned my smart tv into bizzaro world seeing things like this in terms of the rebounding).

    Words cannot express how much I f***ing hate the Lakers

    (Perhaps "I Russel Westbrook the Lakers?)

    What a complete drop off this season. Draymond is a very important piece to this team but they should not be losing like this to these teams recently. Pathetic

    (The Draymond is always Greener on the other side).

    Klay stinking it up tonight man.

    (We will gladly take your blue cheese sock eating skunk monster of a player I mean he has never done anything for your franchise right?)

    I’ve been watching this team since 2006, never actually hated them until right this moment

    (I am sure that is since 20.06 p.m. you bandwagon bastard)

    Lakers fans are literally stupid

    (What does he mean by that, I don't get it, oh a turtle)

    It’s cute how Steve gets hit with a tech after a blown call but lefuck James has been b****ing all game with no techs.

    (not sure how the swear filter will man up to this, but I just thought lefuck James was kind of a cool insult and yet a cool nickname at the same time. Look out honey it's Lefuck James and it's time to spoon)

    f*** these refs

    ( I see lets of f birds flying. GSW fans are either mad or in heat lock up the zoo the zebras' ain't safe!)

    why tf is no one boxing out austin reaves? if i see this dude grab one more offensive rebound i’m going to lose my f***ing mind

    (one flew into the cuckoo's nest)

    LeBron will NEVER risk getting posterized. He will only chase down block

    (Harsh but fair)

    welcome to the game thread laker fans

    (Damn I thought if I covered myself in the guts blood and viscera of a Clippers fan they couldn't detect me).

    We deserve to keep losing it is a good reality check

    (I legit feel like this is a Lakers site, they have NOT had a bad season. This year has been a reality check for us and when it comes to cashing it on the Lakers there is a bank in every town (noted economist and topless bowler Andrew Lucius Bynum)

    Damn it Warriors! How can you lose to senior citizens?

    (we got the earlybird discount on them)

    Leave everyone at the arena until they can hit their f***ing free throws

    (Honestly I could just be recycling Laker comments, the doom is strong in this franchise)

    f*** Steve Kerr

    (Steve Kerr you still have it, yet another thirsty fan you have left in the Golden State).

    We need size

    (once again like some pheremone bomb has gone off in the Frisco)

    We F*CKING STINK!

    (well get out of the basement and stop bathing with mountain dew, that really won't lead you to a Golden State)

    Officially Rock Bottom

    (Howdy neighbor)

    This one was too much to swallow What is this choke job

    (These comments were right next to each other tee hee......)

    Steve Kerr can go f*** his own a** tonight

    (I am sure that won't help his chronic back problem)

    We can’t clown the Lakers anymore for losing can we…

    (When it comes to clowning, this season we are the clown college, pretty hard to outclown us at the moment)

    f*** this team, man. How do you f***ing loose to the Lakers, bro?

    (Golden State if you lose your teams will f*** you, and I am guessing it is not the pretty/sexy fans)

    The G in the GSW stand for G-league

    (overreaction much?)

    It's the same s*** every game. Give up wide open 3s, back door cuts left, right and center, horrible shot attempts, untimely turnovers, missed free throws. How have we not fixed this by now???

    (not from us, from GSW I swear).
     
  4. Cookie

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    The Universal Fan

    #donavanrewrite This is not the way we put an end to “lost

    #LostAsAnounPetPeeve
     
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    several winners the commentary there.
     
  7. karacha

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    Steph is done.
    Klay stinking it up.
    Their team sucks.
    Kerr is a horrible coach.

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Not a lot of Wizards fans out there.


    Tell KCP to make more than 1 shot and Kuz’s 3-9 free throw shooting is worse then when he was here.





    We have a lot of midgets to choose from.






    A lot. Your team should change its name to Edward Scissorhands.






    Can we play you the rest of our games?






    Yes he’s thinking about his next fashion choice or social media post.







    Wiz killer.








    Now all you need are the leeches.






    Better the devil you know than the devil you don’t.




    Yes he’s hungry and wants some bbq chicken.








    He’s our new secret weapon.








    Boy do we have a summer trade for you.







    No, he just plays GM for trading players.






    You got the 50 part right.








    Is 47 million enough to buy some buckets. We will send Russ back to you next year for free.







    I trademarked that this season already….pay up.







    Yes we are sad every time we see him at the scorers table.







    They need your beauty sleep, especially Kuzma.







    Thanks, there’s not that many this year and we need all we can get.







    Sometimes it’s a simple as, we have LeBron and you don’t.







    It’s right around the corner.






    Can he do it again for us? If you think about it, that really is amazing.
     
  9. abeer3

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    lol
     
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  10. Cookie

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    If you didn’t get to watch this game, it’s worth giving it a go. One of the better games we’ve played in awhile.




    Yep better start counting those E wins. You are going to need them. Cleveland won tonight after being down.





    More like Saturday morning hangover time for Canadians.



    To be fair he also bricks from the East.





    Scrubs for the win. How’s the living it up going for you?





    Somebody is getting a new sig. I think that Westbrook 3 would look good.




    Rock, paper, scissors….guess you got rocked.





    Gabriel looking good. That means the Lakers will let him go this offseason.




    It was especially nice since he had 3 fouls, two of which were pretty soft.





    We found our pride gene when we crossed the Canadian border.




    Still in America.





    Pride gene and The fountain of youth…… I need to make a trip to Canada.





    It was wild and it’s about to get even crazier.




    LeBron was jealous.





    Thank goodness it wasn’t the last DJ we had.





    Looks good form my angle.




    He needs cushioning in case he falls.




    That was a ridiculous shot.





    Blame Drake, he wants to put on a good show.




    Who thought a Toronto fan would ever say these words?





    I guess his “sneaky athleticism“ that Alvin gentry says he has.







    Next time Reaves will wear an Armani tux for his carpet appearance.


    That was nice.


    THE BRICK




    Like the old Olympic commercial……the thrill of victory….


    AND THE TRICK


    How about now?



    And the agony of defeat. Technically not defeat yet but it’s coming.




    I’ll help you out… You will see Westbrook shot you can’t believe he took and then make a shot you can’t believe went in.




    Live by the 3, die by the 3.





    Wait till you lose in OT.





    They will be there next year anyhow.





    A million is a slight exaggeration.




    The Russell Westbrook experience, he’ll brick it on the side off the back board then hit a clutch game shot.
     
  11. Cookie

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    It’s doom, that I had to save this thread from the third page. Lakers finally got their first win and it was a good one.





    I guess you’re 100% wrong.





    More like Starvin’ Ham but the man and the fan got fed tonight.





    I’d like him to metamorphosis into the 6 million Dollar Man. That way if he gets hurt we can just repair the parts. Make him stronger, fastest, better then before.






    Can’t make ‘em if you don’t take ‘em and DJ hasn’t shot one yet this season.





    No we’ve been at that level all year. It’s hard to go lower when you already at the bottom.






    Not sure I want to know.





    Our team had to sleep at senior centers last year…compared to that, we are sleeping at daycare center now.





    Why do I think this is going to be a recurring theme for you?




    We have to celebrate when we can.





    At least those fans aren’t making almost 50 million dollars. We watch air ball threes every game.






    As Russ says, why not.






    Where is that can-do spirit?





    Law of averages had to kick in eventually.






    You mean a very slow moving child.







    You mean a McFlurry, the McDonald’s machine that’s always broken.




    Not this time buddy, not this time.







    We will. It maybe one of just a handful of game we win at the rate we are going.





    If one game in October makes you a non-believer, then the wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.





    Bizarro world.






    They hated you and your mile high advantage already.





    No he’s just the little engine that could. That ones for you Ox.



    It usually does but jokes on you this time.







    Lakers are coming for your spot……






    I don’t know about high but certainly getting by.





    0-5, sad but true.
     
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  12. LTLakerFan

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    Welcome back Dame of Doom!

    :THT Heart Hands:
     
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    I can’t believe we haven’t had doom since last March. Like wow. Nice to have it back, good stuff.
     
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    nice to see this thread pop up

    unfortunately, don't think we'll be seeing it much at all this season
     
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    Oh, wow, it's been so long!
     
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    eehhhh, they have them all the time on the websites of the teams we are playing against!
     
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    Sure we will. It’s called the WMC thread. :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
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    With our converted superstar sixth man we are going on a streak. Get ready Cookie...lol. Wonderful work as always.
     
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    Like finding an oasis in the desert
     
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