DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Finally, I had to rescue the doom thread from the 3rd page.

Yes but at least we are, winner winner chicken dinner.

Mr. conventional wisdom never met LeBron.

You were and thank god.

Better then rooting for a team that no one outside of Memphis can name your starting 5.

Reaves has taking Bald Eagles place as the Random white guy at the gym comments player.

Reaves is too smart for that. If he was our marketing guy, he would have told the Lakers to never let Caruso go.

Too late.

Assists out the a** and even made a few shots.

I’d be the next Shaq if I was 300 pounds heavier.

But wait there’s more….for only the price of 19.99 we will throw in another one of our old farts.

Sure you can.

I sure do and mine is, I’m not a loser. Too bad your team can’t say the same thing.

It’s Magic and we aren’t even in Orlando.

Thats too low.

Now all you need is some Shaq bbq chicken.

Does the word bowling give you PSTD are something?

No you will drop to 18 after losing tonight.

Aged like milk.

I was praying hard to. We lost a Pope but we still have a Monk.

Hey that unibrow has to be heavy.

 

It wasn’t easy and was messy at times but we pulled it out.

3 misses in a row, add a few more and you can shoot free throws for the Spurs.

Oh look….another miss.

Melo was 1-7 and “trash” still wins. What’s your excuse now?

It could use some remodeling.

Maybe it’s all the assistances that have moved on that were really propping Pop up. Somebody needs
to prop him up, he’s looking like Weekend at Bernies.

Yes we don’t like the shade of yellow either.

Old school coach< new school coach.

Pop too busy spazzing out himself about the ref calls.

Hope you got that in writing.

Ever been to a Laker game…..you have now.

That what happens when Laker fan boo your players at the line.

Guess he don’t have a game till next week.

We’ll drive the team bus past your daycare so we can tuck you in and read you a bedtime story.

Second round pick for Luca seems a little high. Maybe a swap instead lol.

How’s that zen working for you now? Does it work for game winning shots too?

We are old and grumpy.

Honestly what does it say about the Spurs fan base if they stop showing up after a couple meddling years?

It’s the McDonalds.

Fans complaining about refs. Pop spazzing on the sidelines. Yep, it’s a Spurs game.

 

Not much funny material to work with. The Cav fans feel like they are overachieving. Happy fans do not make good doom.

Good sensations, good vibrations and even a better Win but thanks for beating the Clippers.

Bron could have used the whole oil can from the tin man on the 3 ball but he came through in he end.

White men can’t jump but they can fly if they are Eagles.

Oh you mean like Cookie…..how do I turn this thing on?

There are no important games in October, but thanks for beating the lowly Clipper team the other day.

Law of averages. It works itself out in the end.

That’s only a problem if your not Dwight.

Prospect…..Melo is a dinosaur. He hasn’t been a prospect since before the 3 peat.

You spoke too soon jinx boy.

Just say no to more Stevens.

We have betas.

He came back, he was just bald and they didn’t recognize him.

He’s been waiting all summer to shoot that.

Thanks for not making him expend energy running through screens.

That 37-year-old pretty good.

Have you thought about rooting for a different city?




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Melo just wanted to get in on the fun.

You are paying for it one way or the other. Maybe not in cash but in grief.

 

No and no.

You need a lot stronger thing than life preservers, try some magic beans, mixed in with a rabbits foot.

Hope you’re paying this person in Monopoly money.

Rockets defense is sixth rated??? Did they play pick up games down in Venice Beach or something?

Garbage time started when you had more turnovers than buckets.

Here’s your win. Have some disgusting candy corn. Ok, how many people here like candy corn? It can be our pineapple pizza discussion for Halloween.

He had 7…..only a LITTLE off.

You got your quota for the next decade even if they never called another foul.

Or anyone.

Unfortunately for your team this is real life and not candid camera.

No he washed that Nugget stink off him, just like the Houston stink.

Melo better start heating up.

Cooked, sliced and diced.

See you Tuesday.

Going for the trifecta, with the worst coach.

Dantoni HAD a offense? I thought it was just, you are 6’ 8”, what are you doing here?

Of the decade.

They are starting……at the bottom and will be there for awhile.

Hey those smoothies aren’t cheap.

It’s the only thing impressive about your team.

That yelling is hard work.

The ocean would raise because of all the bricks your team would be throwing off the plane.

Shots fired, shots fired.

The stuff was just the cherry on top. Your team has been ruined long before that.

At least at work your getting paid to watch a disaster, here your just a volunteer.

Soft.

 

I think they were talking about the new rule change and Harden not getting the same amount of free throws as he used to.

 

They love Sengun and think he is going to be a star. No one mentioned anything about the ball licking. Virus or not, it’s gross. It’s like someone coming up and licking your face.