DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Game was never in question. On to the play in.

It’s not like your team had anything to do with the score. You were going to lose all along.

Bledsoe just cashing dem checks.

So you saw Marc’s elbow?

Yes it’s your championship. The only one you’re going to get.

You guys were signing off key as usual.

You won 30 game last year and Zion didn’t play half the season. I think you need to look up the definition
of developing.

Lakers sending your team on a nice fishing trip.

Failure to ignite.

If he did, he wouldn’t be playing for the Pels.

Saving the best for last....like really last.

Well he is a Pelican and they dive underwater for fish.

Lol, instant death.

Your guy was a Nickel short.

 

Meat turned into barbecue chicken

 

Little rocky at times but we got there.

Yep, believe you’ll be playing another game to get 8th place.

It won’t.

Did you think we were going to score 0 points?

Come here and let me wash your mouth out with soap.

Think you better phone a friend.

Bald Eagle had to rip them a new one during halftime.

Only by other fans.

Curry is a great piece to start with.

Good because you get to do it all over against Memphis.

Whoever wins.

Curry any time you want to giveth your body a new uniform, the Lakers are waiting.

The Golden State Turnovers.

Wambulance is on its way.

Jeff Bezos?....I guess all bald people look the same now.

Bron is much shorter to type.

Refs??...didn’t we just beat recently missing half our team?

Raise your hand if EVERY team complains nonstop about the refs and how they are getting screwed.

You do know that vertical is up not out, right?

He’s holding it....IT being his fingers in Lebron’s eye.

LeWinning3.

It is just having mercy on your heart.

Yep and a great last shot it was.

So he’s been lucky for 18 years?

They shouldn’t stop.

OMG an intelligent fan, I thought they were extinct.

Good luck.

That escalated quickly.

Too bad the Warriors don’t get points for turnovers.

 

They aren’t wrong, the refs were garbage.. against us though. Also lol that one fan sounds like Vlade talking about Horry, “it’s just lucky shot”.

 

I think 1 fan thought the foul from Green was a flagrant on Bron but there were a ton of comments about the KCP travel on the pass to Bron for the “lucky” shot. Fans see what they want to see.

 

Don’t knock it. The master plan has worked before.

I guaranteeeeeeee, he was wrong.

Oh it will be easy, you’ll be fishing in Cancun after the first round.

Wow I could make some money if you were a Vegas odds maker.

Too bad he’s also half the player of LeBron.

Need a respirator yet from all that smoke.

Too bad you played when the moon was out.

Thanks for your sacrifice and not cutting your patient’s leg off when they came in for a hernia.

What’s up Doc and I don’t mean Rivers.

He likes to get his feels.

Like I said, he likes to get his feels.

Everything is correct except you put the Laker name there by accident instead of the Suns.

Give it to LeBron. He’s taking donations.

What is it with your team and smoke? Get the respirator from the first quarter but we aren’t giving you any more oxygen.

It’s the playoffs and he’s hurt, that IS Chris Paul being Chris Paul.

Hope you didn’t need that information because it’s definitely shredded.

You lost before the jump ball at the start of the game. No way we were losing tonight.

That was written into his 40 million dollar contract.

Well he did get up pretty high on that dunk.

Booker shot 17, so what does that say about the refs, you homer?

Clippers gonna Clip.

Clips dodging themselves into a 0-2 situation.

Hope you can fly then.

But but but, there double teaming me. Tell them to stop.

Some things you just can’t stop.

Do you even know who you’re talking about? This isn’t Booker.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville.

Because he needs to feed his family. I take that back, I don’t think Kardashian girl eats anything.

You bet on the wrong Book.

Wait there will be a parade to the free throw line soon.

How is that possible, CP3 was on the bench. Did he kick someone when I wasn’t looking.

Guess you’re shook.

At least you will have burnt off those calories from this liquor you will be drinking to bury your sorrows.

Because he has stinky feet?

 

Lol the Chuck kiss of death. Also, that’s cute, they think they’re going to the Finals. I feel like decades of watching playoff ball you can kind of tell a Finals team, and yeah, I don’t see it, even if they beat us I could see them losing before then.