DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

If you didn’t, you missed a great block.

Trade Hayward for someone who can make wide open layups.

Bad Eagle was still a A little woozy from his summer migration back to LA.

Yes but we still have an old fart named Bron.

On top of what?.....the trash heap.

We sandbagged the 3rd quarter, just to come back an crush your dreams.

Why, do you like pain?

I don’t come for peace, I come for Doom.

Kuz knows the feeling.

I thought we were they only team with a math teacher.

Not ALL the cookies.

Whoever gave the halftime speech in the locker room is “da real MVP”.

That missed layup was someone playing PlayStation with a Nintendo controller.

We thought you were saying merci and you wanted us to make more baskets.

Nope, we only need one ball to play a game and we already had ours.

This man is making millions of dollars.

AD told him he’d have to wear his sweater home if he didn’t start blocking shots.

 

Cleveland lost all its fans when LeBron left, so light on the doom.

Thinking, was your problem.

I’d say more from the loss because of the third quarter alone.

Was he a Cleveland killer, like he was a Laker killer?

I don’t do drugs but our team definitely gets the shakes without him.

Does Bickerstaff just remind them to lose during halftime?

Oranges, wrong citrus. This guys a lemon for sure.

Hope, the drug that kills. Just lower your expectations and you’ll be fine.

I not even sure China would take him.

They have colorful poop too. I love this saying, I’m stealing it for later.

Thanks we enjoyed it. Too bad we can’t play you again.

 

You might but thank god you didn’t.

The tank stops for no one.

Thanks for donating to our winning cause.

Stick to the beer commercials.

Hey, he’s gone Hollywood.

Well.....yes.

5 defenders or open lane, he’s missing either way.

Couldn’t hurt, probably would help.

Yep, like getting a razor blade in your apple at Halloween kind of treat.

Deng, teaching young kids new tricks.

You’ll have to wait till his brown hair phase.

What, and miss the party?

It was gross but a win is a win.

You guys need to go Kosher. Bacon is a black hole.

Vegan bacon is terrible. Just like your team.

 

Nice to get a win. Doom was almost on page 2.

Dish did you a favor, just say thank you.

It was all good vibes for us.

So that’s where he got the idea for his stick people tattoo.

He was balling.

Welcome to your Sacramento kings.

More like purple rain teardrops coming for your eyes.

Hey, whatever it takes.

Which scrub is your star player?

Huh??? No wonder why you root for the Kings.

Don’t worry, the water will be way over your head by the end of the game.

Again? You always did, just won a few games in between.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

You can spell Sacramento kings without the D.

He’s just big boned.

Sure is.

Human victory cigar.

 

I see something like this in every teams game chat but if this was your best shot, I’d hate to see your worst.

You’re either on the tank or getting run over by the tank. In this case, you we’re definitely roadkill.

Better at what, WWF takedowns?

I’m going for the over on this one.

So nice to be the team to get off to the hot start instead of the other way around.

Yep it took balls to challenge a call with 18 seconds left and down 10 points lol.

1. We have fans. 2. Raptors fans were happily dances to the exits after that crappy first half?

Marc is 83 but who’s counting.

Maybe he didn’t like the cold.

That’s one tier below the 0-27 Houston Rockets.

Nobody’s robbing, Rob.

He’s fooling the Raptors it looks like. Down 20 while LA is missing 3 of their best players.

They can squeeze their nose instead of a whistle.

I don’t know we these refs were handing out techs like Oprah but missing calls like the blind.

Yutas cut looks like an video game. Finished halfway but gotta pay extra for more.

Face it, you suck...tank or no tank.

Mental therapy to deal with losses.

 

Great game tonight. Definitely doing the happy dance.

Drummond can’t make it down the court in 6 seconds or less, why do you think he’d play for the Nets?

The message is you lost to our B and C squad.

You got the 25 point part right at least.

Rob doesn’t lose at chess.

You mean pee in your eyes.

Don’t worry there’s a lot more “fun” in store.

Match, what a great word. We took a match and lit your team on fire and watched them burn.

Basketball is won by putting the little rubber ball through the net. Whoever does that more wins. Do you understand now?

Hey at least some of them missed the long line to do it by the end of the game.

Hacks for the win.

On a flat earth surface.

I think you forgot to charge your car first.

Maybe this guys blind....he can’t be that dumb, can he?

Put some respect on their names.

The earth is round.

One mans trash is another mans treasure.

Because the Lakers needed shooters.

Do people actually think those guys are better than McLemore, Caruso and Drummond? Lol

All we got was a championship last year....what did your guys do?

Man was seriously on fire, that’s for sure.

Better for your sanity.

 

“The earth is round”