DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. OX1947

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    Did this idiot forget AD was out? And Caruso? In both games?
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    The whole Memphis game thread was one big ref-fest. Nothing but complain how they were getting hosed.



    I’m sure you could hear through the radio how much you bad you were getting shafted by the refs.



    That continued this game with Memphis shooting 41.4% from 3.



    Your thesis most be the most copied paper in the state of Tennessee.



    I guess you broke your promise.



    He had a 4 course dinner tonight.




    Minus the wedding dress.... please don’t say you have a wedding dress in your fashion closet Kuz.



    Well you should have just turned it off and gone back to your happy place.



    No your just losing.




    You weren’t enthusiastic because you knew you were going to lose but the Lakers started out so
    bad they gave your fans hope. Then we ripped that hope away from you as fast as it came.



    A thesaurus? Of course it’s going to take you awhile. Google is your friend.



    I thought we wore our purple jerseys tonight.



    Better include some money for a “campaign” contribution.
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    A solid loss for sure.



    Only way you’re getting any.




    If you are talking about number lakes maybe but otherwise, no.




    Kuz is going to get into the fun now too.



    He will bench press him during halftime warmups.





    Well he is kinda foul.





    The Lakers do love a block party....everyone socially distancing of course.




    You’ve won 7 games this year....it’s bust for sure just like those frozen pipes of yours.



    Yep, went down a whole 3.5%. The only reason it wasn’t a total a** kicking is because you guys shot 47% from 3 but
    I’m sure your 7 win team does that every game lol.




    Carrying the team on his shoulders.




    The old moral victory.




    The Clippers gonna clip, the wolves are gonna wolf.



    Bron could coach your team better while he’s on the sidelines resting too.



    Book’em Danno.




    What’s the harm in 21.




    At least a tube man gets to blow in the wind, you guys just blow.



    Timberwolves franchise summed up in one play.
     
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    “Lebron whipping out the sky hook is just cheating now”

    :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
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    lol
     
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    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    It’s been too long without doom.




    Schroeder, he plays the piano while Snoopy dances.




    Still didn’t shoot well but I’ll take the win.



    LeBron, whoever that is.



    Quarter late, 3rd was the stinker.




    This is why games are 48 minutes instead of 8.



    Counting those chicken before they hatch. Now your stuck with egg on your face.



    Your team must he’d a grand buffet in the locker room at halftime because they were certainly full by the 3rd quarter.




    So did 10 other teams.




    Yep, except with an NBA ring.




    You’re not special, he does that to everyone.



    He wants to star in one of those hoarding TV show.



    You have to be good at basketball, so that rules your team out.



    Roaches are in foxholes, is this code for saying you want Byron Scott as your coach.



    Rick Fox greasy?? You must have him confused with Doc, they were both with the C Bags.




    Yikes that is bad.




    Guys got to the end of the flat part and fell off.



    2 defeats = losing.



    You guys are amateurs. We got you beat.




    It’s watching garbage either way,
     
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    Far too long without doom
     
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    Doom, back in its rightful place.


    Metal??....you guys weren’t even cheap plastic.



    Nope



    Your team needs to be locked up after that game. It did wonders for KCP.



    Oh it was more than a bit.



    Soggy corn flakes?





    The announcers will soon be saying the dingo (Lakers) ate your baby (Warriors).



    Definitely pulled the cork early on this one.



    It’s was a game of, how bad can we miss?



    You weren’t playing from behind, your team WAS a behind.



    Were you reading our game thread?



    How I’ve missed blowout.



    We got 3 bonus quarters of the clown fiesta.



    You think?



    Who needs Davis when you have Damian Jones.



    Which is surprising. You would think Draymond would teach them how after all his kicks in that area.



    Like a crispy marshmallow on a stick.



    Because Bald Eagles can fly.



    Not even Klay could fix that crap.




    There were some humans getting violated on the court.....



    Well his hair does look bad sometimes but it’s more like a flagrant 1.



    That’s pretty much physically impossible.



    Decent....with his contract? Good luck with that.



    It’s easy when Dennis is throwing them.



    You had your chance with him. He’s ours now.



    It’s worth a try. Couldn’t be any worse.



    Don’t worry, he’s laughing at home.



    You mean the Nordstrom Rack. Cause he’s definitely a marked down item.



    He’s going to except it remotely from the locker room after the game.



    He was embarrassed.



    If it talks like a duck, and walks like a duck....



    Lol
     
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  10. KareemtheGreat33

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    "a behind", lol what a zinger @Cookie
     
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    she was on fire!

    we might need a full generic caruso doom thread of its own, wherein we post lame accountant/24 hr fitness jokes followed by highlight from the game.
     
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    Pacers have no fans so it will be short and sweet tonight.



    Might want to take a rain check on that faith.



    You did have a chance but blew it.




    It was painful for both teams and especially the fans.



    Hey if they can drug test AC, they should drug test Brogdon.



    Maybe we need to drug test Dennis instead.





    He’s got to get lucky sometime....actually that was the only time for 3 points this game.





    Tape it and if you lose water, you can just drink your tears.





    Kuz served up a 3 course meal.






    He’s too active on social media to never hear about him.





    Just make it a quart. That way you don’t have to get up again.





    Even Harden didn’t hate the Rockets THAT much.






    Can you blame them?




    Hint...it gets worse.



    When even your fans know your play before you do it.
     
  13. abeer3

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    the indy fan levert comment was brutal, too.
     
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    Great game, great win. Always nice to have a blowout.



    Body and soul.



    You were free.....free falling.



    I think the bench can beat him and I’m talking about the actual wood.



    Nope.





    Dennis has that Kryptonite streak in his head that has its own energy force.



    Yep, David Scissorhands.



    Yes, crazy good.





    And that is the last glimmer you will see tonight....unless it’s the stars in your eyes from getting knocked out cold.




    His eyebrow pencil got wiped off the other day when he was eye f**king LeBron.




    Define, something?




    They should, since they didn’t expend a lotta energy trying to win the game.




    Just running around.




    Old cars sometimes leak oil when they start to breakdown.....oh you’re talking about basketball.




    I certainly vote for this.



    Bailing us out?....Where were you guys when KCP had to go to jail. We could have used some of those get out of jail free cards.




    They could be like the Ford Edsel. It sucked but is worth a fortune now.




    Revenge game.




    Our 3rd string was beating their butts.




    I can’t pick a favorite, so I’ll give them all 10’s.





    Number 2 pick, meet our 10 day contract guy.




    We muted Wiseman for you.



    Grass is always greener.
     
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    lol
     
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    The Wiseman pick wasn't clever at all as he'll start becoming a good player ( well could) when Curry is past his prime .

    Warriors couldn't anticipate Klay misery but still its management think every decision they made is the right one because of their not long ago success.

    They have drafted poorly and Kerr hasn't adapted , he's still leaving Curry on the bench for the full 1st 6 minutes of the 2nd and 4th quarters whereas the opponent star player is playing . How dumb is that ?
     
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    Their fans were complaining about Kerr and his rotation, especially when Curry was still on the bench with Bron in the game.
     
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    Yeah he has done the same thing in every Warriors game I watched
     
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    I don’t miss the sinking feeling of the dark years anymore at all.




    Go ahead and start St. Patrick’s day early, cause you’re team is not getting the luck of the Irish tonight.



    Second win streak and it’s after all star break lol.




    No wonder why we were turning the ball over so much in the first.





    It’s still a losing team, so what the difference.




    When the bar is set that low, I guess you can convince yourself that a moral victory really is a real victory.





    When you got it, you flaunt it.





    Night, night.





    Horton, this is my world and you’re just living in it, Tucker.




    Inside LeBron, it’s too dark to read.



    So does he. He should just put it on the floor and leave it there.





    Yes but it’s so far.





    Bron has some guy named Ponce locked up in his hyperbolic chamber at home.




    Please do.





    Just be glad he didn’t make you walk the plank. Of course the way your team was shooting 3’s, you would have missed the water.
     
  20. KareemtheGreat33

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    :LLLLLebronlaughing:my feed died but overall great win. Masterful as usual @Cookie
     
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