DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

In fairness to Wheelchair P he was right. The Lakers can't beat the Paperclips in a 7 game series. How can they when the CLippers only make it to the 2nd floor and never reach the "Boss" level of the game? Boss can't beat yo a** if you don't make it his floor. At least the Clips and Bucks have that Paper E-Wins Championship to carry around.

 

Karachi, that’s exactly how I felt watching most of these. I was almost PTSDing, but taken together, they’re more comical how willing everyone was to follow each other’s prophesies.

The most arrogant, condescending, and therefore satisfying clip was Windhorst and that blonde lady just matter of factory absolutely anointing the slips. They were so certain. Love it

 

OMG. And from SI

 

Nick Wright?

 

He doesn't count. He has his head up Lebron a** 24/7. Amazing feat considering his nose is shaped like a dildo.

 

Doom...

 

another masterpiece @Cookie

 

the nerve of that idiot saying the Heat were playing 8 vs 5. Wow, talk about delusional psychosis.

 

Firstly, delicious as always from Cookie!

Secondly, I’ve caught up with the game, the state of these heat fans my goodness.

 

That stat:

is the best stat there is. It means we close games. 56 - 0 now. 1 more!

 

Thanks @Cookie for another great serving of Doom

Brought to us by The Dame of Doom™©®

 

herro isn't that great. reminds me of the kuz hysteria here, tbh. i imagine the backlash will be similar.

 

Wonderful cook Cookie! If I wasn’t on a phone I would have reposted a bunch of my favorites but will just go with one of the first ....

“KCP is gonna go cold soon. I pray.”

The basketball gods had headphones on while blasting “We love LA”, so they didn’t hear you.

 

i like to check in on the boston homers and other laker haters at the ringer sometimes. here's the latest passive aggressive swipe:

i'm sorry that the lakers just need a ho-hum half from their two stars while your beloved C Bags needed a full-on effort from your "stars" to get waxed by the same team.

he used to suck, like the C Bags used to be good once--when me granpappy weres a whippersnapper.

as opposed to the tunnel your C Bags burrowed into when they saw the miami heat bar. enjoy paying kemba and gordon 60 million per to keep digging.

had to include at least one fact, but still trying to suggest that some other team (perhaps the one that this very same team just stomped on?) might fare better.

actual fact without passive aggression. kudos, haley. good thing you guys kept tatum out of trade conversations, though, right?

lebron's bigger than the C Bags' front line players, too, haley. just be glad you're not watching the series you wanted. i don't think you could muster the snark through all the tears.

anyway, if the lakers take it in five, maybe you can throw a few "alex caruso is bald" jokes in there to help lick the wounds.

 

Nice!

 

Good. Good. Let the Laker hate flow through you.......You do not have to compliment the Lakers but passive and back handed comments always make you look like a b****. Just like your team. They've won one title in 34 years, it's not the Lakers fault your overrated GM and organization, whom choked more in the playoffs than any team this century, won it's only title because they were gifted KG by a former player.

Whining that the Lakers are about to tie the mark at 17, marginalizing the 5 in Minneapolis with that. Let's be real. The last 50 years, the Lakers have owned the NBA. The Last 40 years, the Lakers have dominated the NBA. And the last 20 years, even with the drought that took a spineless piece of s*** commissioner to stop the Lakers because the other 29 teams couldn't, they are about to win their 6th World Championship.

You enjoy the top spot for 50 years, green turds, now, the Lakers will take their rightful spot right next to you on paper for title wins, but the reality is, the Lakers are a few levels above you and once they get 18, you will be looking at the bottom of their behind from then on.