DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Portland fans knew they weren’t going to win, so not much moaning and crying in their game thread.

You don’t have to GIVE a toast, you ARE toast.

No your not going to miss him because he will be on your team next year too.

Don’t bother. We finally wake up in the 4th and decide to play.

That was nasty.

Yes it does.

So we can use the middle one for sign language.

You left out the dislocated finger he would have caused.

I was wondering if it was that guy from the Hulu commercials.

Sign her up for a cage match then.

I don’t know about the moan but I’m sure he falls down.

Bald like one too.

Yours isn’t bad, it’s nonexistent.

That was sad.

Maybe it’s the Clyde Drexel’s hairline that confuses them.

Bald Eagle are endangered animals. They don’t just grow on trees.

 

Houston really has some bland and boring fans. Hardly anything funny.

You got banged but it was more like AD’s shirt..... “that’s all folks”.

They named it after Mike D’Antoni’s room temperature IQ.

Nahhhhhh

They drunk holy water, blessed by the Pope...or KCP as he’s known.

It really was a feel out game.

Your colors can be red and black, maybe you got confused by our black jerseys.

I know, I couldn’t either.

So nice to see guys making open 3’s.

I think your fans were calling him a different named rodent.

Too bad, so sad.

He’s definitely got the shooting part down....way down.

Your future is so bright you’re gonna need a flashlight.

Ok....no.

It was all ball.

What’s not clutcher than being not clutch?

Yep, like that girl gave you her REAL number.

Welcome to the Russell Westbrook experience. Hold on to your hat.

You can’t get rid of him that easy.

Unfortunately for you, he came back.

Yes and those knees aren’t getting any younger but I’m sure you can draft someone.....Oops, no draft picks?

1-7 from 3? Sure that’s Laker material.

He is playing like a fake Chris Paul.

To be fair, Russ is also bipolar.

First quarter.....good times.

No the Lakers need him.

Yep, tears of happiness.

Need to trade him for CP3.

I don’t know but you took a billion.

 

Flexing like Greek as he’s sent fishing.

Rondo and Kuzma say hi.

I guess you’ll blame your teams lack of nuts on cold water shrinkage.

I like this guys thinking.

You’d have to call in a whole squad of Molly Maids to get off all the dust of Carrol.

Is that like a bubble for NBA fans?

JR getting high off the dust Harden leaves him in.

He was a Man possessed.

People have been saying that for 15 years.

You can pray to Jesus, the tooth fairy and the basketball gods....it’s not going to make a difference.

This will come back to bite you.

Better call the detectives. I think I see a chalk outline on the court of your team.

The NBA is his kingdom and he was definitely holding “court” tonight.

The energizer bunny has nothing on LeBron.

It’s better then the Reality TV series meltdown your team is going to have when you lose.

Should have tired a hack-a-Bron.

Cut the D right out off of it.

I’m having trouble adjusting to it. Now if he can just give the nuclear code to Green, we’ll be in business.

Then drop the Rockets and get a puppy.

D: none of the above.

Sitting at home after first round exit.

Is that what players were slipping on?

Imagine that.

Who roots for the Rockets that not an actual fan....Doc is that you?

Like an ice cream that fell on the sidewalk in Death Valley in the summer.

Thanks Magic.

There aren’t any plays, you just give the ball to Harden and wait for him to march to the free throw line.

Failure to launch.