DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    Here’s a little extra Cookie dessert.


    I don’t condone trolling on other people’s boards but, irrelevant titles...good grief.



    Just wanted to punk Beverly.




    Guess Ballmer forgot to pay the electric bill.


    I love Zu but he’s not your answer.



    That would go down as a big compliment in our game thread.



    It’s all that LA sunshine or Miami juice.



    Sweet dreams.



    Burn baby burn.



    Hey, at least he isn’t president anymore. That’s a start.



    You guys almost had a three peat. Opening day champs, Christmas day champs but couldn’t get the banner for the March 8th champs.


    Tell it to ESPN.



    Thank you sir. Can I have another?



    Think he needs to buy a belt cause his pants fell down around his ankles.


    I’m surprised Lou’s hair didn’t turn yellow, the way Kuz was smothering him.



    He’s sitting in a club with Harkless, your first round 2020 pick, a second round draft pick and a draft swap. I think I see
    Dolan laughing in the background too.



    Who’s the next man up in April?



    I don’t know it’s working for us.



    Why is a guy with rational thinking a Clippers fan?


    i’m not sure Noah can stay healthy for 12 whole minutes.
     
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  2. abeer3

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    Froot Loops condor

    :giggle:
     
  3. karacha

    karacha Moderator Staff Member

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    They are counting on Noah contributing something. That’s nice.
     
  4. LTLakerFan

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    Wonderful selection of “street lights” quotes and comebacks Cookie! Been a loooong season for you. Happily I’m sure.

    :Carusohearthands:
     
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    My cousin lives in Delta Jctn, and said the same thing.
     
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  6. Savory Griddles

    Savory Griddles Moderator Staff Member

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    One thing I can gather from the doom, Clipper fans don't seem to have high basketball IQs which is makes sense with my theory that half of them didn't exist before Kawhi signed on the dotted line.
     
  7. puffyusaf#2

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    Cookie you have put on a 5-star rated doom. Your jersey would def go up in the Lakers Ball rafters if we had them.

    I'll have to add one little Doom that I heard on the news...

    Beverly being interviewed after the game was asked (something like) How hard is it to guard Lebron when he gets it going in the paint like that? Beverly responded (with a straight face) "no problem at all." He doubled and then tripled down on it.

    This is what happens when middle level players get some hype they only have their gimmick to run to. I would laugh at one of our players who would insinuate that guarding any of the great players is "no problem" with a straight face. Hell we put some clamps on Lou Williams today and I know dudes ain't saying he is "no problem at all." If refs called beverly for his antics he'd be kicked out of most games. Anyway, Thanks Cookie for the meal and the desserts. Thanks BEverchump for the laugh.
     
  8. KB24

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    :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
  9. Savory Griddles

    Savory Griddles Moderator Staff Member

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    Yeah. That belongs in the r/murderedbywords subreddit.
     
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    Patrick Beverly strikes me as the dude that annoys people, acts all tough, but the second he thinks you might actually be willing to throw down with him, he shrinks down. Bradley put him in his place early in the game.

    If that guy were playing in a pick up game and tried that act, with no refs or league suspensions to protect him, someone would lay him out, and he'd take it and probably go home and never come back. He has a job in this league because he's figured out how much you can do to get under someone's skin without getting a technical foul. I guess that's a skill, but not a basketball one.
     
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    I might know your cousin...lol
     
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    Ya’all might be cousins If you’re anything like us

    — Tennessee
     
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    :DemarcusT150:

    From Kentucky .....


    :Laugh:
     
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    Could be..lol. to top it off I was born in Tennessee.
     
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    Here’s some scrimmage doom. Just so this thread could be bumped back up to the first page where it belongs.



    That’s before we had Bubble cheese.



    You are not in the slums but you’re certainly in the cellar.




    Wait, he’s just getting started.



    i guess it’s NOT REALLY the Magic Kingdom.



    Yep, you’re going to get swept.



    I guess you will hate him more when he helps us win the championship.



    Yes he needs to winded in a regular season game not a scrimmage. He needs to save that wind.



    You would too if you had Bron and AD instead of.......I don’t know who plays for Orlando.




    I guess not.



    Don’t diss a 5 year old like that. They like Disney.



    Now what kind of game thread would that be?



    No the mosquitoes are so big there, they will just block the basket.




    I could watch that replay forever and not get bored.



    That would be a bonus.



    I guess Dudley couldn’t social distances from those desserts.



    WELL.....there’s always next year.




    You’re talking about practice, not a real game....practice?




    And show up he did.
     
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    All is now right with the world

    :Laugh:
     
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    Oh, wow, doom already? Great stuff! :)
     
  19. LTLakerFan

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    Mic drop from Cookie right up top, had to stop and comment.

    :Kobe Snickering:


    "That’s before we had Bubble cheese."

    Beautiful work Cookie with all of it. Just like the Lakers the layoff hasn't dulled your game either.
     
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    Instant classic.
     
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