DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    You’re not only crazy but dumb. We did take pity on you and only played him 26 minutes.






    I watched and I saw a blowout.





    Maybe not 30 seconds but close.






    You have to fight fire with water.





    Those long ago memories....good times.




    Ohhhh no.





    Guy must’ve been dreaming during a commercial break.





    Easy prey for the bald eagle.




    I think he just saw Caruso and was like “nah Mudiay can deal with that”.





    What do you mean, THAT is your offensive plan.





    Yes his 7 points and 3 assists per is going to help you a lot.





    Yes, his range is a dunk.








    AD’s wingspan is a cheat code.




    My expectation is you losing in the first round...just like old times against the Lakers.










    You should’ve started to get embarrassed when you were thinking about becoming a fan.





    That’s what called a throwback spanking.





    True dat.





    Then scissors came by and cut you to the quick.





    Don’t think she’s the illiterate one. At least she’s smart enough to not to watch your team.





    That about sums it up.





    Not sure Jazz fans know who Jay Z is.







    I think he’s just learning how to read and write.
     
  2. Purp n Gold

    Purp n Gold - Rookie -

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    How about some Salt, fresh from SLC:

     
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  3. Barnstable

    Barnstable Supreme Fuzzler of Lakersball.com Staff Member

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    :Laugh::Laugh::Laugh::Adburn::ADeyesonyouleft:
     
  4. LTLakerFan

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    "My basketball illiterate wife is at the game with me. Her comment “have they ever
    held a basketball in their life...what is this



    :Laugh:
     
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    The JayZ comment :LLLLLebronlaughing:
     
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    see that weird a** jumper he literally threw in? i had to rewind to make sure it actually happened.
     
  7. pound4pound

    pound4pound - Lakers Starter -

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    Salt Lake salt has never tasted so good
     
  8. SamsonMiodek

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    I LOVE Jazz doom. As much as I hate generalizations about groups of people, they sure do seem to have the most moronic fan base out there.

    Cookie in PO form, that was delicious.
     
  9. sirronstuff

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    Black Tiger Hand Cheese

    :Laugh:

    BTHC
     
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    SamsonMiodek - Lakers 6th Man -

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    I maintain this ugly a** avatar as a tribute to Sirronstuff, his legend shall live among us forever:Noddingyes:
     
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    :SadPau2: meh ... dude was weird.
     
  12. alam1108

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    Saves me from having to find new avatars every now and then.
     
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    Yep, me too, I'm keeping my "interesting" avatar for a while longer.
     
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    Props to

    Purple Falcon Arm Armor

    and

    Black Tiger Butt Milk

    :Laugh:

    Should play that game again next offseason.
     
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    I know I just feasted on the sweet musical notes of Jazz doom and I thought I couldn't take another bite. But damn it, Grandma done went into the kitchen and made up her tasty treat of some blazing trails. You know I got to get some of that doom. Serve me up that Blazers Doom!
     
  16. gcclaker

    gcclaker Moderator Staff Member

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    It's feeding time! :)
     
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  18. Cookie

    Cookie The Dame of Doom Staff Member

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    I sure don’t miss those days.





    You think.



    Incoming blowout.



    You sir have 20/20 vision.



    You can still hate us. We’re just good now.


    Untied shoes for the win...nope the laces let you down.


    Because he’s tall.



    0-4...looking bleak for the home team.



    Better then your sh**ty team.



    It’s not just you. We are a matchup problem for the league.



    Oh stay and watch a death in real life.



    Define ugly?



    Should we?


    Your just jealous. We have AD, McGee and Dwight and you have midgets.



    Stop getting your news from ESPN and you would have known.



    You can play death stranding with your friend up above.



    AD might get 150.



    Everyone up there talks about death. Those rainy days must really do a number on your fans.




    Quick head out to a bar...there’s still time.




    Rain, death.....ok, we get it.



    Oh stay, you’re going to miss some good dunks.



    That’s what LENGTH will get.



    Wait there’s more....If you act today we will throw in Ginsu knife for just 19.95 plus shipping and handling.





    Our fans travel.



    The basket looked a big as the ocean tonight for our players.



    Good grief, antidepressants sales must be off the charts in Portland.



    Hey our third string need testing too.




    And there lies the problem.



    Oh yes they were.


    Sorry about Hood.


    Do you self a favor and don’t watch the second half.



    Except David has no rocks for his slingshot.
     
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    :Laugh:
     
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    Ummm, they are golden.
     
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