DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Wow, that was fantastic.

 

Relax Cookie, i've got this. I can do tomorrow's doom.

 

Ok, I am trolling the internet (maybe literally for Doom de Thunder).

"Adams freaking sucks. He gets worse every game"

He either read a self-help book in reverse or got bitten by a radioactive Deng in a science lab.

"Tank commander Dennis."

He must have stolen Bryron's ride.

"All I can say is LBJ is acting like he's 20 again."

Maybe it's the shoes. Yes it's definitely the shoes they are full of HGH syringes and juice him every time he jumps.

"Oklahoma City looks oh-so pretty... ...as I get my kicks on Route 66." --Nat King Cole"

Sounds more like the song should have been sung by Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder or Helen Keller.

"I'm going to say this now.. if LBJ continues at this intensity he's not going to finish the season. I just don't see him being able to sustain. I haven't watched any Lakers games but he reminds me of his early years in Cleveland"

Can this just be our anti-jinx for this happening?

"Adams freaking sucks. What is wrong with this dude? Catch a freaking pass!"

Adams is to basketball as Aquaman is to superheroes. He only plays well 20000 leagues under the sea (and I hear he sleeps with the fishies) if you believe the Thunder fans. I think they have ex-girlfriend syndrome. They dump on who they are with and regret all their exes going on to better things.

"Shai is starting to look like a player that just takes stupid shots. I get having a couple of off games but it’s time to wake up and quit forcing that weak stuff at the rim."

KCP is a more influential player than Jordan, dig it.

"Schroder with three turnovers and two fga in one minute of game time."

Schroder fights fire with fire which is why he failed as a fireman (old joke).

More to come. Slim Pickens isn't just an actor. But I have to sieve through the internet and turn the bile into pearls.

 

nice job. funny like cookie

 

The Aftermath ain't just a Dr Dre album.

"Just my take: We are one consistent semi-star from being a playoff contending team. Losing by less that 5 in 6 losses is crazy, especially since we are “Riding the Storm”

Question, when did you first enter denial? Which is followed up by......

"I smell a DeMar Derozan trade since you said this"

That lovely territory we were in where you reach for those gateway superstars, Derozan, Lamarcus, Le Carmello and finally hit rock bottom one midnight and sign the Mozdeng (think the Brundlefly Jeff Goldblum in the fly) to drive away the ghost of Buss' past.

"Please God no" "Lord I hope not"

Just say no to Derozan kids. This is your franchise on Derzugs.

"Lakers are good. Hate to say it, but they are"

To paraphrase slug and murs, "Rick James, respect us!"

"Thanks. Y’all are too you’re 1 star away from being a playoff team. Didn’t expect much from thunder this season but the way you guys played against the clips and us you guys are scrappy and don’t give up. Props"

Somebody decided to play nice with the Thunder. Easier to find a basketball blackhole than a star as every sofa GM knows.

"I feel like Adams doesnt even jump or sprint anymore"

Jumping and sprinting are inefficient basketball movements according to analytics. Aquaman does a hell of a dolphin dive, and a squid squelch though.

"Our bigs are horrible. Idc what you say about Noel he looks good and has good highlight plays but something isn't right when he's on the floor and can't rebound for s***. Adams he looks horrible but okc seem better when he plays"

Noel comes but once a year (his girlfriend can relate) and you would think Aquaman's jumper would be wet, but....

"It feels good to see Schroder playing well."

Really? It figures that the German version of Peppy Le Pew would have no game in the #metoo era.

"Gallo is a matador out there on defense. Adams isn’t earning his paycheck... there, I said it."

Let's see how Gallo does against Chicago though, I bet he slays. Apparently all Adams does is suck up food and heat, and fish.

"Curious, what do Thunder fans think about Gallo opting out of playing defense? Seems like OKC is sort of soft-tanking so I'm guessing the coaches aren't that mad about it"

"Im okay with it because there’s less of a chance of him getting hurt and ruining his trade value. If we were trying to contend, i would not be happy though"

Ah the spirit of the game of basketball is alive. Just what we watch the game. So many teams are one Panzer away from a blitzkrieg.

"Don’t mind it. He’s probably putting his effort into his offense to boost his own trade value. Which is fine, I didn’t expect him to stick around all season. Just hoping it works and we get something good in return for him"

Those NBA contracts can be like the start of the Saw franchise. How do you escape without sawing off your own foot.

"yes dennis and danillo increase your trade value"

Have they considered joining Klutch there is this little known thing called a klutch tax that could help you. It done Schindler's list wonders for the desperate and the helpless. Not IRS but KCP.

"Great game by Steve. 4 assists!"

"2 tov 2 pts 6 reb"

"yes he had a GREAT game"

They hate Adams over here worse than child cancer. Stay in OKC and be hated. On a personal note I knew someone who married someone from OKC. He was an a**hat. I just wanted to say that.

Summary.

Pretty sober message boards, not to many responses. Chris Paul seems to have a smattering of respect for getting stock in Groundhog day so instead of everybody hating Chris it is the loveable Adams who gets treated like Beastman. Pretty complacent message boards of fans resolved to suck for the next few years but desperate not to swallow.

They are remarkably good sports. No Laker hate. Love for LBJ. No cheapshots on Dwight. Goodnight and good bless all as the Sheed said.

 

I also enjoy very much seeing CP2 rot on a team going nowhere.

 

I need bigger pants and it isn't even Thanksgiving yet.

 

Random post here, but seemed applicable. They scurred, but the more we see it, the better we’ll be at breaking it.

 

LeBron can kill zones by himself, but teams might have success against our non-bron lineups.

 

That's why Caruso is starting to knock down threes. Done. He's got the big ones.