DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

Cookie Tuesday!

 

Just doesn’t have the same ring as Taco Tuesday but for a Championship Ring....yes.

 

The entire thread was about missing Ayton and how they are going to kill us when he gets back.
Lots of lonely Sun fans too.

You are a Suns fan. Of course you’re obnoxious. You don’t have to tell anyone.

Like you have any friends anyhow.

This is the highlight of your decade? Get a life buddy. The guy above you needs a friend.

Throttle...too bad you don’t have a 5th gear like us.

AD tried to end Oubre’s whole career with that block.

Too late for that.

Talking to imaginary friends = no wife. Don’t I think you have to worry about that.

I’m seeing a recurring theme with Sun fans. They’re bald, talk to themselves, have no wives and this is
the highlight of their decade. Sad state of affairs.

LeBron’s receding hairline has extended to Caruso.

Who on your team are they going to chant MVP for, and don’t you dare say Booker.

Kuzzzzz

Unfortunately I share this trauma with Suns fans but not talking to myself in a room, all alone.

This happens most games. I wonder if by the end of the year, other fans know of the legend of the Bald Eagle.

Not me.

I like we are the champions by Queen more.

No wonder why this guy always plays so well against us.

You’re not the only one.

Well....

It’s about time shoe was on the other foot.

I guess that just proves our Hollywood sign is brighter then you Sun.

 

Warriors fans are jumping off the bandwagon. Game threads are getting shorter and shorter.

This sound a lot like me.

No but we will trade KCP for Russ.

Advanced tanking.

Make the appointment early morning . You going to need a few hours of treatment.

You got Cook’d, in more ways then one.

Trying to save you some agony.

Nope.

Weakened us? You give yourself too much credit.

As they always say, it’s not light at the end of the tunnel, it’s a train.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Sorry KCP, I hope your ok.

Nobody worse then Dolan.

Not us.

I’d suggest cleaning fluid. Get it over quick.

Kareem had better hair.

Going to be in Uncle Drew 2. Will save them money on make up.

Party harty. Have 2 cinnamon churros for me.

Eastern Mongolian conference maybe.

Obviously a bandwagon fan. You guys haven’t been good for THAT long.

Pig pen is his favorite Snoppy character.

Walking Criminally Slow

Don’t blink or it could be over. Oh second thought it’s better to just close your eyes.

If you only win one other game this game, let it be those one.

 

Lots of hate for the refs, KCP and Luke. Most cowtown fans were surprised it was a close game.

LeBron should say to Luke, One of us won’t be here next year. Want to guess which one?

Yes not much nightlife in cowtown. Except for cow tipping.

No you get to keep Luke.

Is 10 and 3 better?

I did think I was imagining it at first.

Have another one champ. You’ll need to for the finish.

What’s worse is that a Laker fan is out 6 bucks for a soda.

Lots of KCP hate and this time it was coming from us...or should I say me.

It’s his favorite player.

Bring back the we are all WITNESS billboard.

Nice is they word for sure.

Does it make it less painful if you don’t watch?

This was like me when Ron Artest shot corner 3’s. Except of course that game 7 one.

A bald eagle is white but not all of them a named LeBron .

He reminded me too tonight.

That was a lot of bricks.

The Stevie Wonder of passing.

Basketball IQ of a turnip.

Hope you’re not expecting much. Don’t want you to be disappointed.

Sense??? See my comment above about being disappointed.

Not that.

Have a nice week and come back soon.

 

Now what do you think? Even when you were good, you weren’t selling out your home game.

Good memories....

I thought we were going to have to bring out the defibrillator.

Don’t put it out there if you don’t want it to come true.

Look away before you burn your eyes.

Time outs are not going help.

Spoken like a “true” fan.

Yes, we are. Now tell that to ESPN.

Good thing it doesn’t work on Bald Eagles.

Your players will have nightmares for weeks.

I think you should drop some bread crumbs to find your way out. It’s not working for you.

This ain’t the East. We don’t give out participation trophies.

We could have but we are load managing our fans expectations.

Development or total devastation?

But there wouldn’t be any In and Out Burgers.

There are no moral victories.

Don’t lose all hope, your dog still loves you.

Hey that’s our Uncle Bald Eagle Drew you’re talking about.

I’m sure you are.

Lloyd Pierce has him on his fantasy team.