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Satan, soad, cruc, lefty, wiz, ld2k, bdg, ring it up are some prominent members who never made it here

 

SOAD actually stopped by to say hi, and to let us know he converted to Christianity.

How about dem apples?

 

Was he trying to say Jesus is not a Lakers fan?

 

Huge Laker fan, but he and the devil don’t hang out, so he’ll be back after Lebron’s gone.

 

LOL .... wow.

 

That’s a good list of old-timers that didn’t come.

Sad

 

You heard the one about Reggie Miller dying and going to heaven?

He gets to the pearly gates and St Peter, looks him up and down, flips through a bunch of pages in a large book in front of him, looks up at Reggie and says things look good, you are accepted into the gates of heaven. Reggie is a little hesitant and he stops to ask St Peter if Kobe is in heaven already. Because if Kobe is here, he would rather go to hell. St Peter raises his eyebrow, looks through the book and tells Reggie that Kobe is NOT in heaven at this moment. Reggie is happy, says great, and walks down a path into heaven. Shortly, Reggie notices a large arena like building outlined in gold and diamonds. With curiosity he walks over and looks into the building and sees the most awesome basketball court he has ever witnessed. He is in awe, when he notices the sound of a basketball bouncing and looks down and sees none other than Kobe Bryant making shot after shot after shot. He is in utter disbelief and runs back screaming at the top of his lungs to St Peter, NOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU TOLD ME KOBE WASN'T HERE!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT, I SAW HIM, HE'S HERE!!!!! f***ING SEND BE HELL!!!!!

St Peter seeing his distress, says that's not Kobe Bryant, that's GOD, he just thinks he's Kobe Bryant!!!!

 

I’m going to add my Clublakers join year in my sig as a beacon of solidarity to the ogs and a welcome to the newer members. The addition of AD and hopefully Kawhi is going to bring a lot of new posters here. As we’re seeing, some come loaded for bear. I’d like to advertise that we’re family here and we’ve hung around so long (even migrating to this new forum site) because we’re cool, welcoming, intelligent, and have tons of poop gifs and potty humor. I encourage other ogs to do the same.

 

I'm willing to add poop to my sig if it makes others feel welcome.

 

We should all get CL subtitles..

 

Updated

 

What's with your new sig Vato? Somethings not adding up.

 

I didn't say it was under the same name. I was Kurt Rambis on CL.

 

Well, I was potty trained at 2, walked at 1, and have always been a fast starter. But I did have fam register me because I hadn't figured that out yet.

 

Yeah that's what gave me pause. The age. Props Kid. Can you make gifs? LB might be up for paying for you to take a class. Whole new roster coming up and we are going to be out of date.