DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

I could stand to lose few pounds but not this way

 

Finally our first win and the first snack of the year.

You’re are in awe but it’s “awe we suck”.

It’s only unexpected if you haven’t been paying attention to his play. Man’s on fire.

And you’re coming in last place. Behind your stupid mascot.

Everyone a 3 point shooter now.

How high would the trash pile be with the rest of your team?

Skip to my Lance.

I think he’s more like a Hennessy man.

They are bad but not THAT bad.

Yes he does and please tell the major media writers that too.

You could be the first and it’s looking more likely every game.

I don’t know, why do you have hope?

Maybe a vacation in Cancun. Looks like your team is already there.

You mean like scoring?

Sounds like this guys nights about to get better.

Wash you mouth out with soap for using Booker and Kobe in the same sentence.

I don’t want your Phoenix stink on our team.

The have more piss.

You could have bought this team if you won the jackpot and had money left over. Nobody
is paying big bucks for your players.

And I’m guessing it’s not because of the long line at the cold nacho window.

I think he did. Just too cheap to pay the light bill.

Pretty soon you’ll be counting how many ping pong balls you get and hoping a PG moves
up the draft.

More like getting the missing Monopoly rail road piece you need for a million dollars.

Kobe would look at your team and laugh. Free night off. Or maybe he’d go for 82.

Sure was getting calls like Harden at one point.

 

This was fantastic! @Cookie

Your comment - "You’re in awe but it’s “awe we suck"

 

Yeah, no thank you to Booker. Doesn’t mean as much when you can score 70, but also give up close to that by yourself. Guy doesn’t even try on defense, I don’t know his advanced numbers but I’d bet they’re bad if not horrible. He’s a completely one way player.