DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

^ Yes, lol

 

We won our first preseason game. Queen fans didn’t trash us much in their game thread so I had to use some of the
comments about their own team....slow news day.

A Queens fan talking about being dumb?

Brandon freaking 100 lbs Ingram owns WCS at the basket.

No... I think you’re going to have to change your diaper after you see the last minute of the game.

And the Lakers will take that hope away from you like they always do.

The announcers in Europe won’t know how to pronounce it either when he’s playing there next year.

No. He’s thinking he looks good compared to Carshow.

He be mattering the last 2 minutes of this game.

Yeah, nothing like bringing back a player in a contract year at a position you have stocked with the player you traded your star big for and the "best" European player.

Was this guy watching the same game as I was?

You’re on the list.

Dumb charge by a dumb player.

Just wait till the final 2 minutes.

That’s because Rondo’s calling it out on the sidelines...probably.

This guy must be a body builder to carry all that weight.

They may have accidentally drunk out of Lance’s water bottle.

You have to be good to get it past go go gadget arms.

 

Wonderful. There are right about one thing:

"Jesus we've had three people foul out in a preseason game. What the hell are the refs smoking?"

I also dn't know what the refs are thinking in the preseason. If they continue doing this, regular season will be unwatchable.

 

He hurt your team a bit too.

I hope that sword stabs you in the back during the playoffs when you need it most.

Don’t worry, ESPN will run out of time fawning over Lebron.

Possum...you mean that dead animal on the side of the road after the Lakers run over you a****?

Big baller brand...he’s got to make money somehow.

Wait till summer when we get KD also.

He’s spinning a web with your teams name on it.

How do you like me now?

Staples?? What happen in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Welcome to the NBA buddy.

I guess we will just have to prove your odds wrong. Just like the Buss families horse did in that race.

Can we be both?

 

Don’t feel bad. We don’t like you either.

McGee to enter the 3 point shooting contest. Curry, watch out.

I noticed Rondo and the bench and the guy really doesn’t smile much.

I’m pretty sure Stephenson wasn’t drunk...well on second thought, maybe.

Sometimes when I’m bored...I don’t ever think of Klay. Now go back outside and watch
the paint dry. Sounds like it’s the highlight of your day.

I liked the ending.

Paws off my Svi.

I dream about Draymond giving up his nutcracker hobby but I don’t
think that’s happening either.

Oh where, oh where has Wear been?

It was wow.

Scrub a dub dub the Dubs.

Oh yes. Let’s trade our good player for your trash. Thanks but no thanks.

 

Their team is reaching critical mass, that's the problem. When we were good our scouting department could only do so much at the end of drafts.

When your payroll is about to hit the moon, the end of the bench simply isn't a priority anymore. Your resources simply go to other places.

That being said, our scouting department is... lightyears ahead of everyone else. See what I did there Golden State? F*** you guys.

 

That feeling...

 

The better caption here would be the guy taunting the LSU WR is CP3 and Rondo is the WR taking him out