DOOMSDAY:Cookin The Tears Of The Oposition

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  1. therealdeal

    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    I hope @Cookie is okay if I take this one. Our fearless leader requested a little Doom...

    First: the confidence.
    I bet you can already taste the 200 million going to Chris Paul, can't you?
    Oh there's the sadness I was hoping for.
    Splitting the difference between sadness and confidence. What does your heart say Rockets fan? Failure probably.
    Shout out to the realest Rocket fan on the site! Except how do the rich get richer and we're also a waste of LeBron's career and garbage?
    And Anthony Davis! And bring Hakeem out of retirement! And Jordan! And squeeze Barkley into a jersey!
    There's delusional and then there's whatever this guy is. The Houston magic mushroom business must be second to their stripper empire.
    "Hello? Hello? Are the basketball gods there?... Hello??"
    Surrounded by Rockets fans who think they're going to trade Ryan Anderson and Eric Gordon for LeBron? Sure. We'll definitely see, buddy.
    I'd say something clever, but he sucked all the brain power out of the room.
    Same guy. It's just... beautiful in a sad way.
    Still the same guy... who is calling our youngster "replacement level players" while saying it's more realistic that Anderson/Gordon/picks gets him LeBron. I just... I don't know how Cookie does this. This hurts my brain.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    You're right. It can't be about entertainment because the Rockets are the least entertaining team in the West.
    Boom. No Tucker, no deal.
     
    therealdeal, Jun 14, 2018
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    Well you're not Cookie .... but well done!

    :Headbang:
     
    LTLakerFan, Jun 14, 2018
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  3. therealdeal

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    @Cookie is the master. I am but the padawan. Or whatever is lower than that. I'm a Doomsday youngling.
     
    therealdeal, Jun 14, 2018
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    I have one thing to say.

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    But effort counts for something

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    sirronstuff, Jun 14, 2018
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  5. therealdeal

    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    therealdeal, Jun 14, 2018
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    god i hate the rockets

    their fans are just as bad. and there is no way lebron ends up there
     
    432J, Jun 14, 2018
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    vasashi17 LB's Resident Capologist

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    Real just found a way to get his rocks off.

    A multiquoted essay that every member will read.

    That being said, leave it alone. Cookie does it better.
     
    vasashi17, Jun 14, 2018
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  8. therealdeal

    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    Damn. :D

    I'll refrain from trying again.
     
    therealdeal, Jun 14, 2018
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    Good stuff. Funny too. Let’s trade Anderson and Gordon for Bron.

    :Magic2:
     
    karacha, Jun 14, 2018
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    vasashi17 LB's Resident Capologist

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    Nah, with all the winning and related doom that's coming our way, Cookie just might burn out. She needs her like subordinate crumbs to do her light work.

    You're perfect for the job Real. Actually, Cook, can I apply too?
     
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    True. first time I read a long TRD post:Kobe Snickering:
     
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    Great job @therealdeal. There are delusional fans and then there are Rockets fans. They borderline on insanity. Reading their game threads make my eyes bleed.
     
    Cookie, Jun 14, 2018
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    God I love the old episodes.
     
    therealdeal, Jun 14, 2018
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    Cook, your support means everything to me after LT, vash, and sirron's "support". :D

    And seriously, I was there for 10 minutes and felt dirty and uncomfortable. What a strange world they live in.
     
    therealdeal, Jun 14, 2018
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    I mean, it's Houston. They live in Houston.
     
    Savory Griddles, Jun 14, 2018
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    therealdeal Moderator Staff Member

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    They must feel like this:
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    therealdeal, Jun 14, 2018
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    Barnstable Supreme Fuzzler of Lakersball.com Staff Member

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    Ya gots 13 likes...that's Cookiesque in itself. :)
     
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